(Anyone else not noticing the chin as much for some reason? I barely realized it was stabbing me in the neck. MEDIC!)
- Kimora Lee Simmons wants you to model her skincare line. [Celebuzz]
- Michael Lohan has Charlie Sheen’s back. Perfect. [Popeater]
- Jake Gyllenhaal took Taylor Swift… apple-picking? [Dlisted]
- Katherine Heigl spends way too much time with her mom. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emma Stone continues to be everything Lindsay could’ve been without the coke. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Coco just got some competition. [IDLYITW]
- Audrina Patridge is getting her own reality show. [Hollywood Life]
- Chris Brown pays tribute to The Beatles. Did they beat women, too? [Just Jared]
- Todd Phillips really wanted that Mel Gibson cameo. [StarPulse]
- Dave Navarro likes ‘em young now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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That looks like out & proud lesbian Melissa Estheridge (sp) she’s with. Wonder if she grabbed at the Witherspoon asscheeks.
First!
At being gay? Yes, yes you are first.
Fucking HAHAHAHA
It’s official Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are Hollywood’s most boring couple.
Actually, John Lennon did indeed beat up women.
If you were married to Yoko, you would, too.
Touche Karen, Touche ….
In John’s defense it was only AFTER he heard her sing.
she had it coming; she broke up THE BEATLES, after all!
That dress is pretty fugly…but gorgeous hair. I hate her chin, but if she fixed it, she would look too plastic, imo.
Who looks at the face when your tity fucking this milf? Boobs.Boobs….
SUPER HOT…she is in her 30s and kick the shit out of Taylor SLUT momsen …she is WAY hotter and classier…its not the age that matters its how you look…and reese is smokin!
Is she doing movies ? Or just showing at events ?
She is Beautiful!
I dont like the chin, but I dont like her smile either….Just sayin. Other than that she can be a looker.
Who cares about her chin when it’s resting on your balls?
turns out im not the only one who imagines that
That chin is a great taint massager. If you know what I mean.
I have no idea what you mean
YES I NO WOT U MEAN!!!
Her plastic surgeon can now drive off a cliff in his Jeep – his masterpiece is finished!
oh shut the fuck up already….jealous cow. Shes beautiful, you’re a pig. Deal with it.
She’s always been stunning.
Don’t forget – she’s essentially a midget. Cameras love small people – it fits all the interesting parts in the frame – but in person, you find yourself saying “look at that cute midget”.
then I’m a midget too…but not legally. Just by your standards -_-
She is fucking gorgeous. Anyone saying otherwise is a fucking moron.
Also, she looks happy which is an oddity in Hollywood.
agreed, good point ginger.
I guess I’m a fucking moron … I fuck morons all the time!!! If it weren’t for morons I’d still get laid but not as frequently!!!
@ginger …agreed…beautiful and not strung-out and haggard looking…
She certainly is very pretty, but hardly qualifies as ‘fucking gorgeous’. There is a ridiculously small number of people who fall into that elite category. Oh, and calling others who don’t agree with you ‘morons’ doesn’t turn your OPINION into fact.
I think the next article on DrunkenStepfather is much better. I know you already have the T-Jizzle angle covered, but I laughed out loud when he said his Jake’s dream was to be a country music starlet.
Why haven’t Reese and Aniston thought about playing sisters? It would totally believable!
They have played sisters on ‘Friends’, if I remember correctly.
And Ross went out with her.
Oh that’s right. Thanks, folks! That was genius casting. The chin is a family trait. They should do it again for the big screen.
There’s a little white Michelle Obama in her in picture 6. That’s enough to make me hurl.
Yes she’s hot. Very hot!. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut there’s a little white Michelle Obama in her in picture 6. That’s enough to make me hurl.
ah yes… very observant. yes, just another disgusting hollyweird disciple of the anointed one.
She’s looking quite beautiful, I must say.
i covet her dress
She looks gorgeous!!
Man I saw this picture and thought about her eating a hot dog, when all of a sudden some relish falls out and lands right between her tits…then she asks me for a napkin and I’m like, HOLY SHIT! NO, I DON”T, BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE RELISH! Why can’t that shit happen for real?
In real life it would be a chili dog. Get with it.
I LOVE Reese!! Always looks great!
Gotta love her imperfect perfection. I fell in (slightly inappropriate) lust with her in Fear, then I fell in (totally legit) love with her in Walk the Line.
She’s a peach, she’s classy, and she’s one hell of an actress.
Reese Witherspoon is a very smart woman. She knows she has a flaw (large chin), but she also knows that a flaw makes a woman sexy. She also knows what happens to women who give in to the “get it fixed” mentality. Look what happened to Jennifer Grey. Or, even worse, women that go off the deep end, like the empress of lucite or that joselyn wildebeast woman. No, it’s best that she have a large chin; proves she’s a real woman, not a plastic doll…
Well to be honest I think Jennifer Grey did the RIGHT thing by getting the nose job. She looked HIDEOUS with that Beak. She looks pretty decent now.
Jennifer Grey DID need to get that horrid jew beak fixed. Now she just looks like an ugly jew with a nose job, which is slightly better, I suppose.
Wow, bitter much? Too bad you can’t get a personality transplant!
she is so beautiful and such a talented actress!! cannot believe she ever married that dousche lord ryan whats-his-name
Looks like she even has a gut… is the new holylwood thing to be oversized now?
Well, she is certainly bringing SEXY BACK!!!!
Holy crap! Who’s this!? I’ve sum work for her left to do!
She’s quite a smoothie isn’t it?
I don’t find Reese Witherspoon to be pretty or attractive as her large gaping mouth and giant jaw line/pointy chin is a bit scarey but I will say these things:
1. She oozes class. She carries herself gracefully and shows her intelligence without being arrogant.
2. She is REAL. She hasn’t had surgery that I am aware of and she takes the attributes I mentioned above and works with them.
3. She knows camera angles. She is very photogenic and knows how to let the light hit her face at just the proper angle to minimize the effects of her flaws
4. She isn’t a barbie doll blonde. she definately has a unique look and is wise not to change it.
5. She is not an attention whore. She is an actress, not a celebrity. She doesn’t try to hog the limelight because her TALENT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. She doesn’t need the
i agree. physically she does not meet hollywood’s narrow standards of beauty. but she seems to be a nice person which in m y book makes her beautiful
I was going to finsih by saying she doesn’t need the hype.
She looks like Jenny McCarthy in this pic. NOT a good thing. The surgeon shoulda done something with that Leno chin while he was at it.
Moon chin looks like a moon.
Oh come on you guys…..Reese Witherspoon is a pretty woman. The chin, I’ve seen worse.
Loved her in Legally Blond. Better than you’d think.
mmmmm…num num num num num
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I would love to feel the tip of Reese’s pointy nose making contact with the base of my balls. She has a wierd nose but it turns me on – especially those wide beaky nostrils! i think she’s sometimes pretty in an ugly way, her whole face gets me nice and stiff :)
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