Hello Again, Reese Witherspoon, And Other News

October 27th, 2010 // 66 Comments

(Anyone else not noticing the chin as much for some reason? I barely realized it was stabbing me in the neck. MEDIC!)

- Kimora Lee Simmons wants you to model her skincare line. [Celebuzz]

- Michael Lohan has Charlie Sheen’s back. Perfect. [Popeater]

- Jake Gyllenhaal took Taylor Swift… apple-picking? [Dlisted]

- Katherine Heigl spends way too much time with her mom. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emma Stone continues to be everything Lindsay could’ve been without the coke. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Coco just got some competition. [IDLYITW]

- Audrina Patridge is getting her own reality show. [Hollywood Life]

- Chris Brown pays tribute to The Beatles. Did they beat women, too? [Just Jared]

- Todd Phillips really wanted that Mel Gibson cameo. [StarPulse]

- Dave Navarro likes ‘em young now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Reese Witherspoon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like out & proud lesbian Melissa Estheridge (sp) she’s with. Wonder if she grabbed at the Witherspoon asscheeks.

  2. Sam

    First!

  3. Meh

    It’s official Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are Hollywood’s most boring couple.

  4. Adam

    Actually, John Lennon did indeed beat up women.

  5. Casey

    That dress is pretty fugly…but gorgeous hair. I hate her chin, but if she fixed it, she would look too plastic, imo.

  6. Reese Witherspoon
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    SUPER HOT…she is in her 30s and kick the shit out of Taylor SLUT momsen …she is WAY hotter and classier…its not the age that matters its how you look…and reese is smokin!

  7. john

    Is she doing movies ? Or just showing at events ?

  8. Taz

    She is Beautiful!

  9. HMMM

    I dont like the chin, but I dont like her smile either….Just sayin. Other than that she can be a looker.

  10. Cardinal Fang

    That chin is a great taint massager. If you know what I mean.

  11. Karen

    Her plastic surgeon can now drive off a cliff in his Jeep – his masterpiece is finished!

  12. nahhhhh

    She’s always been stunning.

  13. janice

    Don’t forget – she’s essentially a midget. Cameras love small people – it fits all the interesting parts in the frame – but in person, you find yourself saying “look at that cute midget”.

  14. ginger

    She is fucking gorgeous. Anyone saying otherwise is a fucking moron.

  15. Trenton

    I think the next article on DrunkenStepfather is much better. I know you already have the T-Jizzle angle covered, but I laughed out loud when he said his Jake’s dream was to be a country music starlet.

  16. Twinkle

    Why haven’t Reese and Aniston thought about playing sisters? It would totally believable!

  17. Reese Witherspoon
    Shakkanah
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a little white Michelle Obama in her in picture 6. That’s enough to make me hurl.

  18. Shakkanah

    Yes she’s hot. Very hot!. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut there’s a little white Michelle Obama in her in picture 6. That’s enough to make me hurl.

    • fatguyinalittleshirt

      ah yes… very observant. yes, just another disgusting hollyweird disciple of the anointed one.

  19. Marco

    She’s looking quite beautiful, I must say.

  20. abg

    i covet her dress

  21. Reese Witherspoon
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks gorgeous!!

  22. jonesy

    Man I saw this picture and thought about her eating a hot dog, when all of a sudden some relish falls out and lands right between her tits…then she asks me for a napkin and I’m like, HOLY SHIT! NO, I DON”T, BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE RELISH! Why can’t that shit happen for real?

  23. Reese Witherspoon
    Zswan
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE Reese!! Always looks great!

  24. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love her imperfect perfection. I fell in (slightly inappropriate) lust with her in Fear, then I fell in (totally legit) love with her in Walk the Line.
    She’s a peach, she’s classy, and she’s one hell of an actress.

  25. She's HOT

    Reese Witherspoon is a very smart woman. She knows she has a flaw (large chin), but she also knows that a flaw makes a woman sexy. She also knows what happens to women who give in to the “get it fixed” mentality. Look what happened to Jennifer Grey. Or, even worse, women that go off the deep end, like the empress of lucite or that joselyn wildebeast woman. No, it’s best that she have a large chin; proves she’s a real woman, not a plastic doll…

  26. Reese Witherspoon
    Crys
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so beautiful and such a talented actress!! cannot believe she ever married that dousche lord ryan whats-his-name

  27. Reese Witherspoon
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she even has a gut… is the new holylwood thing to be oversized now?

  28. NeNe

    Well, she is certainly bringing SEXY BACK!!!!

  29. Darth

    Holy crap! Who’s this!? I’ve sum work for her left to do!

  30. Gando

    She’s quite a smoothie isn’t it?

  31. I don’t find Reese Witherspoon to be pretty or attractive as her large gaping mouth and giant jaw line/pointy chin is a bit scarey but I will say these things:

    1. She oozes class. She carries herself gracefully and shows her intelligence without being arrogant.
    2. She is REAL. She hasn’t had surgery that I am aware of and she takes the attributes I mentioned above and works with them.
    3. She knows camera angles. She is very photogenic and knows how to let the light hit her face at just the proper angle to minimize the effects of her flaws

    4. She isn’t a barbie doll blonde. she definately has a unique look and is wise not to change it.
    5. She is not an attention whore. She is an actress, not a celebrity. She doesn’t try to hog the limelight because her TALENT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. She doesn’t need the

    • youyou

      i agree. physically she does not meet hollywood’s narrow standards of beauty. but she seems to be a nice person which in m y book makes her beautiful

  32. I was going to finsih by saying she doesn’t need the hype.

  33. bitingontinfoil

    She looks like Jenny McCarthy in this pic. NOT a good thing. The surgeon shoulda done something with that Leno chin while he was at it.

  34. Reese Witherspoon
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Moon chin looks like a moon.

  35. Oh come on you guys…..Reese Witherspoon is a pretty woman. The chin, I’ve seen worse.

    Loved her in Legally Blond. Better than you’d think.

  36. Reese Witherspoon
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmm…num num num num num

  37. How does one find out how to become a blogger, or how much a blogger makes?

  38. Phil Lord from Thame

    I would love to feel the tip of Reese’s pointy nose making contact with the base of my balls. She has a wierd nose but it turns me on – especially those wide beaky nostrils! i think she’s sometimes pretty in an ugly way, her whole face gets me nice and stiff :)

  39. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Once I came over to this article I can only look at part of it, is this my internet internet browser or the internet web site? Should I restart?

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