Heidi & Spencer are full of shit

June 8th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Heidi and Spencer’s claims that they were “tortured” on the set of I‘m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! are being shot down by sources on the production team and producers themselves. Apparently the two have been nothing but a pain in the ass and have spent most of the past week at a nearby hotel resort while the other contestants camped in tents. Extra reports:

The source insists the Lost Chamber posed no harm to the “Hills” duo. “The environment in the “Lost Chamber” was not in any way harmful or dangerous; no critters, just a few ordinary bugs. They were indoors — never in any danger or facing life-threatening situations. Absolutely no one is or was being held against their will.”
ITV Studios, the producers of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,” have released a statement regarding the rumors Speidi was injured while filming the show. It reads: “Press reports at this time are untrue. ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance. A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue.”

Which makes absolutely perfect sense. Except tell that to Spencer’s sister Stephanie who told RadarOnline they were treated like war criminals. Jesus. So in case anybody was wondering, Heidi and Spencer will latch onto a serious international debate and milk it for publicity. I’m sure their only regret is not being famous during 9/11 so they could say NBC crashed planes into their heads. The press release practically writes itself.

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  1. Que

    Que barely humans.

  2. God

    I’m sorry about these two.

  3. What idiots! That show is funny without them so just let them leave!! I actually feel sorry tfor them b/c they are such losers.

  4. FACE

    I hate both those beeches – but Heidi has some killer gams and I would bang her until she cried and lost control of her bowels

  5. Max Planck

    Convulsive vomiting.

  6. I can only hope this gets them banned from network tv or television period…FOREVER


  7. I thought he was a god and guns tough guy… what a fucking spent douche…

  8. I thought he was a god and guns tough guy… what a fucking spent douche…

  9. Stinky

    Y’know, it’s not very nice to make fun of retarded people…

  10. Satan

    @ 2 – I’m sorry about them too…but you’re not sending them to me!

  11. mikeock

    Honestly, I’d kick his ass for free, even though there are probably a few million people who would pay me to do it. What a supreme asshole. Plastic people, plastic lives. His idiot wife, while nice to look at, wouldn’t be worth the trouble it would take to tie her arms and legs to the bedposts except that for once in her shallow, pathetic existence, she’d know what it was like to be fucked by a man.

  12. Deuce Bigalow

    This just in…Ice is cold

  13. mikeock

    Pink shirt, plaid shorts – what next? A matching handbag?

  14. Choco-lat

    Fish gets paid to post about these two.

    Irony? No.

  15. If someone really wanted to make a #1 TV show they would actually torture these 2 douche-bags! Everyone would watch that!

    I have no idea why we even know who these 2 assclowns are? Seriously, has there ever been 2 less deserving of the title of “celebrity”?

  16. budah

    ken, and barbie strike again …just hope aliens don’t come to earth looking for intelligent life and run into these two we’d be doomed.

  17. budah

    oh’ damn i just insulted ken and barbie *my bad* .. they are smarter than spencer and heidi. I mean it those two are dumber than rocks. They make George W Bush look like a freekin nobel prize winner.

  18. shortypeople

    so she was put in a room with rice and beans and some water. your own room with rice/beans/potable water is a dream come true for a lot of people in costa rica. we even have some modern room closure devices called doors, that come with a safety feature called a “doorknob”, which allows the occupant(s) to release theirself from said confine, should the luxury of privacy, food, and hydration be too much to handle alone.

  19. Anon


    I think it would be a good idea to have them meet aliens first.
    That way the rest of us can only exceed their expectations they have.

  20. I will torture these two with my telekinetic powers…. and my mother will show them what REAL torture is! They will burn in hell with me… forever!

  21. Ram Punchington

    Can someone PLEASE shoot these two fucks out of a cannon?

    That would be REAL Must-See TV.

    Punchington Out.

  22. Zanna

    Hey RichPort…check out who got runner up for the ‘caption me” shit on d-listed.


    I feel like Steve Martin in the Jerk when he felt like somebody when his name was in the phonebook.

  23. john

    #12 nice.

  24. FugsMagee

    The words “Rot in Hell” always come to mind with these two.

  25. I'm so Vapid

    I wish these two Douche bags would drop dead! They are walking Dildos!

  26. #22 – That was hilarious Z. Do you get a puppy if you’re in first place? I’m only asking because I need a puupy.

  27. Is it just me or does that photo show Heidi wearing heels in the jungle? What? Too soon?

  28. ROUHG daddy

    I think I’ve finally figure out those two. They are like bad professional wrestlers who like to Incite the audience so they can get more popular, and people are falling for it

  29. Just Joe

    You know, I don’t watch entertainment news like ET, TMZ and such. I’ve never seen an ep of The Hills. So I’ve never fully understood why this site and others slam the Pratts so much. After a single viewing of IACGMOOH, I know. Oh, my, how I know. If it weren’t for shock ratings, I’d say the producers should let these two go. Oh, man, what a train wreck.

  30. DK

    @4 That’s spot on. I’d fuck the shit out of her and then dump her in the trash.

  31. MightyD

    NO. Sorry, Phish but, YOU are full of shit. #5 gets the idea.

  32. SuperficialBitch

    The fact that they consider themselves ‘celebrities’ is astounding.
    The saddest part of the story is that it didn’t end with funeral arrangements for the both of them.
    #28, you’re so right. They’re famous for being douchebags and as long as it pays the bills, they’ll keep it up.

  33. She's a WHORE & he's a DOUCHEBAG

    These 2 losers deserve a serious bitch slapping. I think it’s hilarious that we’re finally getting to see horsey montag & her douchebag hubby for what they actually are: entitled, whiney, bitchy, stuck up, arrogant, self important cry babies. I say FUCK THEM; deport their ass back to the US, where they can be met at the airport by a gang with baseball bats…

  34. Davis

    Join the Facebook Group Page: “KEEP SPEIDI IN COSTA RICA!”

    They’re just plain pointless & silly.

  35. Bigo

    Someone please kill them already!! Make it look as if some drug dealers kidnapped them and decapitated them!

    Or just keep feeding them beans until they explode!!!!!!!

  36. Superbiggerevil

    Can’t we just drop these two douches on North Korea?

  37. eurotrash

    still wondering whatever happened to that promise to never post about these two cunts ever again…

  38. Jacquie

    Unless someone forced this delicate flower to wear gold high heels whilst trudging through the Costa Rican jungle, I’m not buying the rice and beans story.

  39. norton

    You can tell by the number of comments, only 38….. that we’ve all come to the conclusion that these two have worn out their 15 minutes.

  40. Kaylee Meyers

    And they have stylists! Seriously!!
    personal trainer certification

  41. Kelley

    Full of shit ?? No shit, Sherlock, we knew that already. They get publicity because they’re assholes and I think deep down, even THEY know it.

  42. GregS

    Deprive them of food and water?
    I say deprive them of oxygen.

  43. GregS

    Deprive them of food and water?
    I say deprive them of oxygen.

  44. Matthew

    if they were on survivor Jeff whould kick them off the Island ala osten

  45. H_Chick

    I still think that Fuck’Tard Spencer Pratt (what an appropriate Surname, BTW) looks like a fucking spineless ugly version of Pink! Im sorry – hes a fruity looking SOB and she looks just plain vapid.
    @ Number 4 (FACE) I think your romantic suggestion of what you would like to do to mrs pratt is remarkably eloquent (and yes she is quite cute in a plastic sorta way!) It would reduce me to tears of laughter if you did first her THEN him also (oh c’mon – Man up and take one for the team, or should I say GIVE?) I dont believe how much I have started to dislike these two inane arsewipes that Im suggesting poor FACE gets the job of banging both of them into Oblivion!

  46. Euronymous Flex

    Heidi should be donkey punched.

    Spencer, well….anyone remember what happened to Abner Louima?

  47. Delgo

    I did not need to be told this by you Fish, thanks.

  48. Papa Bear

    Every bimbo that goes with those shoes into the jungle deserves getting hurt. Two broken ankles would be a fair start.

  49. alex

    I think whenever these two cunt-faces are on this site they should use that picture of the blonde that takes less cock where she’s crying and all greasy. that picture is funny as shit.

  50. LegalEagle

    She’s being treated for jungle disease, but can she be cured of famewhoring??

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