Heidi Montag will reveal more in next Playboy shoot

August 19th, 2009 // 72 Comments

After showing basically nothing in her recent Playboy shoot, Heidi Montag hints that she might be posing for them again and will maybe look like she actually belongs in the fucking magazine. Us Weekly reports:

“Always leave them asking for more,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “Next time, I’ll have more to reveal.”
Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, “Maybe.”
Though many of the photos were racy, she said she didn’t feel she compromised her Christianity.
“For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”

A blessed experience, huh? So was Jesus working the Photoshop afterward, or did he just stand in the background offering suggestions? “Yeesh, that chin. I don’t know what daddy was thinking. Can we get rid of at least half of it? I want to cry just looking at it. Nas-tee. Now who wants mochaccinos? I’m buying.”

And, yes, I did just make Jesus gay.

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  1. nyt

    “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

    really? so why did you feel the need to get breast implants to change your body?

  2. spicy

    FIRST.

    what a whore.

  3. Question-man

    The question:

    The SFwriter has a crush on Heidi Montag!
    Yes or no + explain

    My explanation

    Yes he does! he keeps on posting this weirdo

  4. spicy

    #1…. exactly. she couldn’t be any more stupid. if you loved what god gave you you wouldnt surgically place silicone implants inside of your body. someone seriously needs to shut this cunt up. and yes i just called her a cunt.

    we could all do without heidi montag. now spencer on the other hand.. my kind of entertainment. What JOKES.

  5. spicy

    Yes, question-man the Superficial has a crush on heidi montag, just as every other male in the world does. Shes that type that makes a guy want to pound her asshole hard, piss on her, and then blow his load all over her horseface because she is absolutely worthless.

    Its what keeps people wanting more, the fact that she is such a dirty whore. who’s gonna make guesses as to how long until the porno or sex tape comes out?? im guessing after the playboy publicity dies, sex tape is the next step

  6. Billy May's Coke Pipe

    Who cares, fuck her. Less of her on this site PLEASE!

  7. Question-man

    Spicy?
    I don’t know about every male? but I can say is that she is way way WAAAY to fake for me!
    you have beatifull fake, you have ugly fake, and then you have moustache montag

  8. The Not Gay Jesus

    Clearly Heidi Montag gets hot seeing naked babies. Also, it will be a cold day in hell before it is allowed to do playboy magazine again.

  9. Name No

    It has already been said many times but I hope God strikes the hypocrites dead who use his name to famewhore. I hope it happens in front of everyone. It would make believers out of everyone. What makes Christians look weak is the people professing to be Christ like, but living worldly lives and making excuses to why morality doesn’t apply to them.

  10. Click the link.

    It’s what #5 may look like..

  11. Harry Carrie

    Why does sexy look so generic now. It started happening when musicians started lip syncing and dancing around like fags.

  12. Dr Truth

    The Playboy shoot was laughably bad. Not only did she not show the goods, but the retouching made her look like a genetic freak. I know you’re reading this Spencer, and I must advise you as a medical professional to commit suicide. It’s really you’re only viable medical option to cure your sever case of douchebagitis.

  13. Pray hard now

    Is she really getting ANOTHER Playboy spread? Really??? Makes me want to start a letter writing campaign.

  14. spencer's gifts

    “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it…

    Proud enough of it to get some implants and pray for a windfall of money from all the idiots of the universe! Can’t get more Christian than that, right you stupid whore?

  15. Kelley

    I agree with #1 nyt … exactly … because Spencer said when he first met her that her titties were too small and her nose was too big, and then she married him. So what’s next ? Ass implants, bigger plastic tits and a surgically-reduced chin ? This gets funnier and funnier. Even the other Playmates don’t like it when the winner of PMOY has implants … “prizes shouldn’t be bestowed on the surgically-enhanced.” Please show us more Britney, Amy and Jordan, whom I’d rather actually see than this talentless airhead … saddest of all is that she actually thinks she can sing. Without her implants and nosejob, who would Spencer be banging ? More importantly, who cares ?

  16. Ugly is as Dummy does.

    Could I please pose her this time, maybe get her jaw wired shut?

  17. Name No

    15. What is next? That is a good question. Have you seen the “barbie twins” lately? They were the ones who got hundreds of surgeries to look like barbie. How can you possibly have multiple elective surgeries and have a good self esteem?

  18. Jail

    Why is her head so damned tall?

  19. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    God is a plastic surgeon.

  20. Harold^Sick

    The only tiny flaw in her plan is… well, no one is asking for more and no one gives a shit. There are millions of girls out there who look exactly like her but with less of an ego.

  21. zips

    Their good Christian schtick cracks me up. Maybe Spencer will become ordained via the intertubes and they can become a Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker style Give-Us-Your-Money-For-Jeeeeesus act – that’ll make for a good show. The Heidi and Spencer Jesus Hour! Or maybe they can take a cue from Cartman and form a Christian soft-rock duo.

  22. Photoshop Police

    who in their right mind would intentionally subject themselves to a second pictorial of this clearly disingenuous attention whore?

  23. mmmmmmmmm

    pretty panties

    why do they call them “boyshorts”?

  24. fromarealfatchick

    Are you serious Heidi?

    “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”

    Really? So many things wrong with this chick:

    1.) Why Playboy? Why didn’t you get a world renowned artist to paint you, or a sculptor to create a statue of you, if being naked makes you feel so ‘blessed’. The truth is that you are a fame whore, and you love the idea of being masturbation fodder for the masses. You do realize that guys don’t buy Playboy just to casually flip through the pictures and then throw it away, right?

    2.) If you think God made the body and that it is beautiful, then why did you get all the plastic surgery? If you love God, and you think God made you beautifully just the way you are, would you really need to get bigger boobs?

    You want to be a celebrity, you want to be famous for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, that’s fine. I don’t need to pay attention. The only time I ever have to read anything about you is on this site. But stop rationalizing your stupidness. It pissed me off enough to respond to this post.

  25. sensi sweetie

    i hate plastic surgery!!!! beacause anyone with the fund$ can become beautiful. it is so not fair to those of us with good genes.

    anyone remember what this chick looked like before all the work done? C’MON now America…..

  26. squeehunter

    “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”

    1) I guess didn’t get to the part of the Adam and Eve story where they realize they’re naked and then make clothes?

    2) “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”

    God, please make her stop talking.

  27. Dan

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?! FUCK THIS SKANK! SHIT! QUIT GIVING THE BITCH SO MUCH PUBLICITY AND MAYBE SHE’LL FUCKING GO AWAY AND TAKE THAT BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT HUSBAND OF HERS WITH HER.

  28. blowme

    Who gives a fuck?

    You fucked up your first shot now you want another?

    What a dumb ass chickenhead. This bitch is the reason I canceled my playboy subscription. Who the fuck wants a magazine who appeals to media whores who do not even get naked in the naked magazine?

  29. Timbo

    You’re going to helll

  30. k

    she sucks. why is she even famous?

  31. chupacabra

    wow – good showing here, folks. I love all your vehement anger with this worthless lying sack of shit cuntbag, but I can’t take any more.

    If there is a God, then why aren’t you striking her down? Such a cruel, cruel world!

  32. HAHA! I hope she signed a contract where they have to get their money back out of her. They’ll sell her into slavery. She’ll end up doing chimp porn.

    “Leave them wanting more”…umm…there’s much more available for free on a google search than what Playboy got.

    Maybe she’ll revive Larry Flynts “Christian” slant for Hustler.

    @ 26 – Palin/Speidi 2012!

  33. Nameless

    Why does Heidi keep bringing her religion into it everything time she does her dirt? If you are going to do porn, do porn.

    It been awhile since I’ve actually read a Playboy but I don’t recall them asking what religion a centerfold is in her bio.

  34. LastTime

    If everyone here really hated Heidi and Spencer like they say they do then they wouldn’t be clicking or commenting on these fish posts. Expressing hatred is expressing interest. The only way these two will go away is by being ignored. This is my last time in a Heidi/Spencer post.

  35. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”

    Should we expect a lay out in Hustler?

  36. sam

    #25 — anyone remember what this chick looked like before all the work done?

    Kind of weird, but I thought she looked smarter before surgery — like a cute college student with a cute, lean body. Now she looks like a vapid whore. God created her with a bigger nose and smaller tits, and there was NOTHING WRONG with that.

    Is it possible the surgery made her dumber? Or was it Spencer, or was she dumb to begin with? Either way, she probably would have been better off spending the surgery money on tuition or something that would improve her MIND, which apparently needs all the help it can get.

    (Vapid: Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull; lacking taste, zest, or flavor; flat.)

  37. Jail

    She would have had to have been ugly before the plastic surgery as well since her head is massive. Unless she got a silicon head implant or something.

  38. God created that body? No, I don’t think so. MONEY created that body. And you, are an attention whore whose husband needs an ass kicking. Long line for that one, I know.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  39. Sport

    Uh God didnt create that body – doctor’s and makeup did …

  40. genny

    this one made me laugh out loud. Thank you for this blessed gift.

  41. baba

    Why the hell does she look like she’s retarded in all her photos? Or she’s all down out and they had to airbrush the dripping drool. She’s also got that loopy eye thing going on like Paris has.

  42. Woow.. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

  43. RONIN

    How much more of this girl? Isn’t her 15 minutes up the second she became ‘famous’. Why do we have to suffer with no talents like this? Seriously Who is she? Why is she famous? I’m no joking, I have no Idea who this woman is except she showed NOTHING in Playboy, and of course shes not the brightest bulb, course that could be S.O.P. for No Talent Famous People.

  44. Galtacticus

    I think she’s bluffing,when is that next time?

  45. Darth

    Is she going to show us her uterus the next time? *shudder*

  46. Alan

    Ewww! Is this a picture from Horse & Hound magazine? Because that is one ugly looking horse face!

  47. Alan

    Ewww! Is this a picture from Horse & Hound magazine? Because that is one ugly looking horse face!

  48. weirdo

    If she wants another “blessed experience” I’ll spread those cheeks and eat her “holy” ass out until she “prays” for me to stop! Then give her the most “uplifting” fuck she’s ever had. God bless.

  49. Blah Blah Blah

    I have a drag queen Jesus doll I made.
    So when you said that last bit, I imagined the words coming from his mouth.

  50. Brooke

    “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said.

    … but not beautiful enough that we can’t do a little nip-tuck, right Heidi? God, I hate her. She gets fake breasts and hires a doctor to “fix” her face and she thinks she has the right to talk about God’s work and how natural and beautiful it is? She should be so ashamed of herself. And so should Hugh– even with a doctor’s help she’s nothing but a bleach-blond horsefaced bimbo starved for attention, and definitely not worth the front page of Playboy.

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