Heidi Montag had her nails painted with the Chanel logo while shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and, wow, what a huge mistake. If you’re going to advertise your company on Soulless Barbie here, you probably want to chose a bit more visible location. Something that grabs your eyes and doesn’t let go. I’m talking, of course, about Heidi’s large, heaving chin.
On a related note, if you own stock in Chanel, congratulations. You’re poor now.
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Emily | January 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm
FIRST
12inch | January 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
what an idiotic whore
britney's weave | January 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
… lame.
whore detector | January 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
*WHORE*
Jes | January 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
PICS NOT LOADING!!!….
feces | January 8, 2009 at 2:30 pm
The girl may be a douche but she is fine as Hell in my book. My book doesn’t include Homos and liars.
I still hope she walks into a train though.
Randal | January 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Heidi is a walking genius, not a walking billboard.
Ten beautiful fingers, each painted with a small advertisement means money for each advertisement, times ten. Heidi is certainly a defined woman with beauty but also a defined woman with smarts.
Randal
Jes | January 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Much better. I’m with others, she is indeed a stupid whore -might add ‘label whore’ too. I like/own Chanel things too, but i’m not going walk around like ‘oMg, I lUv DiS bRanD!!’ (Unless there’s a contract) ;)
She’s ugly, everything about her. Teeth, chin, eyes, nose oh and her PINK pale skin. Sick!
Jes | January 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Randal, I highly doubt the company would spend a dime on someone like Heidi.
Sirkowski | January 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Whatever happened to the embargo?
Bigo | January 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I heard she went to finger f**** herself afterwards…
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
probably only $3k
Ann | January 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm
That’s really classy. If Coco Chanel was still alive she’d barf.
Christin | January 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
UMMMMM I think the ridiculous necklace “SPEIDI” she is wearing should be addressed more than those stupid claws of hers!!!!
Therapist | January 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Heidi does not have enough class to promote chanel. shame on her!
mike d | January 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
who is annie lahey?
missy | January 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
her nails always look so nice, better than anyone elses
mimm | January 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
#7, well said, she & spencer are working it for all it is worth. you ahve to admire that
Sportsdvl | January 8, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Talentless whore. Why paint the logo unless they are paying you to do it?
azzman | January 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
she might be talentless, but be whore.. but id still hit it.
natural wonder | January 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
i hate when food and crap get stuck in acrylic nails.
taxpayer | January 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm
And here we see Heidi, in her ever continuing cause to show those with lock jaw how to open wide.
Elizabeth | January 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I thought you were finished with telling us about this useless girl…. I’m never reading The Superficial again.
the Commish | January 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when warriors defending their land painted themselves in colors representing their homeland. Some of them decided that they would use the color blue. Their sworn enemies got wind of their use of the color blue and painted themselves blue and went into battle. Nobody knew who anybody was so they all just ended up killing each other without knowing who the hell was winning. In the end, stupidity triumphed over all.
Geoff | January 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@7, Randall, Chanel doesn’t need advertising from that idiot. She is just doing it for attention (shocker!) and to see if she can get free stuff from Chanel after that. I really doubt Chanel will be sending her free clothes anytime soon.
RichPort's Ghost | January 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
#24 – wait… it’s not THE Commish? Is it? Not the one with the Guats? No, it can’t be..
glace neuf | January 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm
i’d hit it then hate myself immediately aftert
glace neuf | January 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm
i’d hit it then hate myself immediately after
JJ | January 8, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Does she even know that Chanel didn’t offer her money to do that? This girl has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse…
mofo | January 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I bet Spencer got his nails done too, only he made a backdoor exit.
Jrz | January 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Wait a minute…..are you REALLY the Commish? THE Commish? If so, what tragedy befell you around Thanksgiving????????? Hmm???
Hello Richport’s Ghost.
aslkfj | January 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
her chin IS HUGE
Sharon | January 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm
She is a typical attention whore stupid white girl!
Alan Osborne | January 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
She looks the masked killer from the Scream movies!!!
RichPort's Ghost | January 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
#31 – JRZ!!! I know what tragedy befell her, but really, did she really have to take out that whole police station?
Jrz | January 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Hey, Commish is perfectly within her Constitutional rights to own those shotguns and rifles, Richport’s Ghost…..they shouldn’t have scuffed up her Louboutins the big brutes!
Guest | January 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Stop posting about Heidi!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest | January 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Stop posting about her!!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!!
lillywolf | January 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
eeek! classless, gauche, completely lacking in subtlety.
so basically, just another day in the life of heidi montag.
lillywolf | January 8, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Actually. Know what I think we need?
SPEIDI: THE MOVIE.
“Too many brain cells? Lose ‘em quick! Success stories include entire hypothalamus, cerebra, gone in a matter of hours!”
STINK | January 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm
“WhoCares paints her nails”
Not even a booty shot to ease my pain. =(
Dr. Nappy | January 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Why are you showing pics of her Fish?
I love where the shoot took place. Check the cars on the window. Just come out of a pawn shop when the paps ‘surprised’ you honey?
Dr. N
Dr. Nappy | January 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Why are you showing pics of her Fish?
I love where the shoot took place. Check the bars on the window. Just come out of a pawn shop when the paps ‘surprised’ you honey?
Dr. N
Dr. Nappy | January 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm
typos ftw
Kurgen99 | January 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I DON’T SEE BIKINI PICS HERE!! STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS IDIOT (UNLESS YOU CAN SEE HER BOD)
Jamie's Uterus | January 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I thought we were only going to see this piece of shit, if she were in a bikini? I don’t see a bikini in these pictures. She is doing blow job mouth, so maybe that counts?
Primadonna | January 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm
ummmm Commish, how is this like “that time” with the warriors???
fuckstocker | January 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Heidi Montag
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
azalea | January 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Her hands are bony, and she has fat ugly knuckles. And let’s not forget she’s a dumb cunt too.
azalea | January 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
She also has terrible taste in sunglasses