After the rousing pseudo-success of Heidi Montag’s first single “Higher,” I presented to you her latest single “No More.” (Audio after the jump.) This single, unfortunately, wasn’t accompanied by a low-budget video of Heidi in a bikini to soften the crushing blow of the music. So, because I love you guys, I included bikini pics of America’s fakest sweetheart. You know, it says something when your record company won’t even fork over the dough for a video when they could market the hell out of it during the new season of The Hills. I’m not really sure what that says exactly but, God willing, it translates out to “Heidi, please, get eaten by piranhas.”
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I’d prefer to see her doubles.
She sounds like Ashlee Simpson drunk.
Looks like a slut
No more? Wonderful title Heidi. Please do that.
And I’m all for a nice guy, but if this guy carries her around anymore, rubs her shoulders, wears bunny ears, ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrgggggrrrr! What a fucking daffodil.. He should wear skirts..
FIRST! oh my gawd im so happy i got first !!!!
I’m no lesbo, but I would tongue rape the tiny donut of her anus.
Man those are some fake boobs. ….she was a ho, fo sho.
She should stick with what she knows and release a song called “Opening My Mouth to You”.
Heidi, Playboy is on the line and they would like to airbrush your face, but they want to photo your tits.
some good toons and beats there heidi, nice.
better than my fathers beetles collections.
@4 Veggi, Nice guys open the door for you, they cook dinner for you, They buy the beer, and they make sure you get in the house ok when you are drunk off you ass. This guy is just a pussy. He does not deserve to have a pair of balls..
nice guys EAT the dinner the woman cooks as she is usually tied to the stove
OH NO!!! You ever notice how people who can’t sing always try to alter their voice ala Zapp & Roger, Funk Parliment, etc.? You know, people like Britney Spears, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Cher, Daft Punk….LOL Horrible & pathetic!
FRIST is a lesbian? no shit einstein.
whats her problem why does she hang like that are there no bones in her
Yep… she cannot sing.
Very nasal and unpleasant.
For those who care… that means no one here…
I am a professional singer… that means I get paid to sing…
no… I am not famous… but I sing 100 times better than that!
@14 That is a troll asshole..
Ok it’s after 5PM somewhere in this world. Listening to this shit is driving me to drink. This screeching whore’s music is absolute shite! I’m pouring whiskey straight into my ears. Old fart comment coming but do teens and 20-somethings even listen to rock anymore? I need to hear some Stooges and Ramones.
Wow she really sucks! I hate to say this but Paris Hilton was better at her attempt to sing…
Ah, thank you little room I’m in for not having sound on the computer!! Bless the unicorns!!
Gimmie some whiskey Auntie!!
Agreed Jimbo!!
PS: can someone untie me from this fucking stove!! I can’t get to over there to microwave your fucking chicken!!
Does she ever do anything but pose all of the time?
How much do they pay some douche to follow them around and take pictures subsequently “released” to the “news” agencies?
What a sad, sad pair.
Veggi, Can you give FRIST a lesson on microwaving chicken??
so who’s the asshole with the camera that continues to follow these two idiots, snapping photos of every contrived pose that they can muster….? this person must die.
@ Norton
unfortunately, this is what we term ‘news’ today. Go figure.
why, oh why did i listen?!? i knew not to listen, but i did anyway… oh god, the pain! please kill me now! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my ears are dripping blood
Man this chick fucking sucks bad. She has no talent and is completely fake. The thing that sucks is that people are probably gunna listen to this shit. Fuck the Hills or the O.C. or whatever gay ass fucking show this no talent bitch was spawned from. She should just fast forward her life a few years and just do Playboy and get it over with, so we can finally see her naked and not have to hear about her any longer.
My wife just came in and found me pouring battery acid into my ears. Some things you can never un-hear.
I still have no idea who this bimbo is but those are some great fake titties!
I’m pretty sure my ears are now planning a coup d’etat against my brain for subjecting them to that.
Oh my god I can’t stand this bitch. She and her fiance are the biggest douchebags. I can’t even look at pictures of them. I scroll right by. I just need to comment on how much I hate them.
That motherfucker (literally) Ashton Kutcher should use Heidi and Spencer for his new Pop Fiction show. But if it’s going to be a prank, he’d have to find a way for the paps to catch them actually having sex. So Spencer will need lots of Viagra, and maybe a compass for his penis to find its way out of Heidi’s mouth after it throws up.
girl has an amazing body
One of the scariest faces we all know and dont know why we know her.
Hasn’t this post gone on long enough? There has got to be some other sort of news worthy post the fish dude can post. Have we not suffered enough? Why must you make the pain continue??
she might be the fakest bimbo on the planet, but i would plow into that ass like there was no tomorrow.
The name of the song is “No more”?
Come on, that’s just way to easy…
Listen to the words people. Serously.
nahhh !!
just f’n with you.
If this song was written and given to… Oh, I don’t know, Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, countless others…it would probably be an okay tune.
Sadly, this boobalicious bitch and his girlfriend, Heidi, ruined it.
OMG, I don’t think I could hate these people more then I do right now. GOD, they are SO full of themselves!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And her “fiance” is PUSSY-WHIPPED!!!!
test
wearing a dress and being pussy-whipped is not a bad thing…………..i like wearing the prettiest panties in the family……
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aaaaaaahahahaha @ Ed!!!!! WTF??
HOLY SHIT !!!!
I play freaking music and I could only listen to the first 4 lines, before my ears started itching so badly I had to turn her off. I was worried about the threat of them internally bleeding or scarring for life.
Saaaaay ……… Did K-Fed do a little “underground producing” of this thing?
Because It has “Kreepy-K Productions” written all over it ………..
Damned good thing she’s pretty, “cuz she cain’t carry a tune in a bucket y’all”
Tara Reid Bikini –
Simona Fusco Bikini –
Heidi Montag Bikini –
Am I the only one who noticed the resemblence ?
the more i see of this bitch the more i want to spank her on her bony naked white ass.
If she just wooda gotten a better surgeon. Those implants look like shit…
ARGGGG!!! SEX TAPE ALREADY!!!!