After the rousing pseudo-success of Heidi Montag’s first single “Higher,” I presented to you her latest single “No More.” (Audio after the jump.) This single, unfortunately, wasn’t accompanied by a low-budget video of Heidi in a bikini to soften the crushing blow of the music. So, because I love you guys, I included bikini pics of America’s fakest sweetheart. You know, it says something when your record company won’t even fork over the dough for a video when they could market the hell out of it during the new season of The Hills. I’m not really sure what that says exactly but, God willing, it translates out to “Heidi, please, get eaten by piranhas.”
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Chauncey Gardner | March 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I’d prefer to see her doubles.
Jane_Says | March 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm
She sounds like Ashlee Simpson drunk.
Kevin | March 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Looks like a slut
veggi | March 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
No more? Wonderful title Heidi. Please do that.
And I’m all for a nice guy, but if this guy carries her around anymore, rubs her shoulders, wears bunny ears, ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrgggggrrrr! What a fucking daffodil.. He should wear skirts..
jim | March 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
FIRST! oh my gawd im so happy i got first !!!!
FRIST!! | March 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I’m no lesbo, but I would tongue rape the tiny donut of her anus.
pilot | March 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Man those are some fake boobs. ….she was a ho, fo sho.
pat | March 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm
She should stick with what she knows and release a song called “Opening My Mouth to You”.
Bunny Ears | March 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Heidi, Playboy is on the line and they would like to airbrush your face, but they want to photo your tits.
sall | March 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm
some good toons and beats there heidi, nice.
better than my fathers beetles collections.
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 12:14 pm
@4 Veggi, Nice guys open the door for you, they cook dinner for you, They buy the beer, and they make sure you get in the house ok when you are drunk off you ass. This guy is just a pussy. He does not deserve to have a pair of balls..
eric | March 25, 2008 at 12:15 pm
nice guys EAT the dinner the woman cooks as she is usually tied to the stove
Yo Momma | March 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
OH NO!!! You ever notice how people who can’t sing always try to alter their voice ala Zapp & Roger, Funk Parliment, etc.? You know, people like Britney Spears, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Cher, Daft Punk….LOL Horrible & pathetic!
kenny | March 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
FRIST is a lesbian? no shit einstein.
sweets | March 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
whats her problem why does she hang like that are there no bones in her
mimi | March 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Yep… she cannot sing.
Very nasal and unpleasant.
mimi | March 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
For those who care… that means no one here…
I am a professional singer… that means I get paid to sing…
no… I am not famous… but I sing 100 times better than that!
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@14 That is a troll asshole..
Auntie Kryst | March 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Ok it’s after 5PM somewhere in this world. Listening to this shit is driving me to drink. This screeching whore’s music is absolute shite! I’m pouring whiskey straight into my ears. Old fart comment coming but do teens and 20-somethings even listen to rock anymore? I need to hear some Stooges and Ramones.
Missy | March 25, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Wow she really sucks! I hate to say this but Paris Hilton was better at her attempt to sing…
veggi | March 25, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Ah, thank you little room I’m in for not having sound on the computer!! Bless the unicorns!!
Gimmie some whiskey Auntie!!
Agreed Jimbo!!
PS: can someone untie me from this fucking stove!! I can’t get to over there to microwave your fucking chicken!!
norton | March 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Does she ever do anything but pose all of the time?
How much do they pay some douche to follow them around and take pictures subsequently “released” to the “news” agencies?
What a sad, sad pair.
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Veggi, Can you give FRIST a lesson on microwaving chicken??
kingnoony | March 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm
so who’s the asshole with the camera that continues to follow these two idiots, snapping photos of every contrived pose that they can muster….? this person must die.
declan | March 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm
@ Norton
unfortunately, this is what we term ‘news’ today. Go figure.
kingnoony | March 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm
why, oh why did i listen?!? i knew not to listen, but i did anyway… oh god, the pain! please kill me now! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dafeedil | March 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm
my ears are dripping blood
Felipe Valdez | March 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Man this chick fucking sucks bad. She has no talent and is completely fake. The thing that sucks is that people are probably gunna listen to this shit. Fuck the Hills or the O.C. or whatever gay ass fucking show this no talent bitch was spawned from. She should just fast forward her life a few years and just do Playboy and get it over with, so we can finally see her naked and not have to hear about her any longer.
sticky-armadillo | March 25, 2008 at 12:47 pm
My wife just came in and found me pouring battery acid into my ears. Some things you can never un-hear.
sportsdvl | March 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I still have no idea who this bimbo is but those are some great fake titties!
Grunion | March 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’m pretty sure my ears are now planning a coup d’etat against my brain for subjecting them to that.
Kate | March 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Oh my god I can’t stand this bitch. She and her fiance are the biggest douchebags. I can’t even look at pictures of them. I scroll right by. I just need to comment on how much I hate them.
Andy | March 25, 2008 at 1:15 pm
That motherfucker (literally) Ashton Kutcher should use Heidi and Spencer for his new Pop Fiction show. But if it’s going to be a prank, he’d have to find a way for the paps to catch them actually having sex. So Spencer will need lots of Viagra, and maybe a compass for his penis to find its way out of Heidi’s mouth after it throws up.
xagonyxscenex | March 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm
girl has an amazing body
Spazz | March 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm
One of the scariest faces we all know and dont know why we know her.
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Hasn’t this post gone on long enough? There has got to be some other sort of news worthy post the fish dude can post. Have we not suffered enough? Why must you make the pain continue??
haroof | March 25, 2008 at 1:37 pm
she might be the fakest bimbo on the planet, but i would plow into that ass like there was no tomorrow.
Mike | March 25, 2008 at 1:38 pm
The name of the song is “No more”?
Come on, that’s just way to easy…
momo | March 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Listen to the words people. Serously.
nahhh !!
just f’n with you.
Sarah | March 25, 2008 at 1:44 pm
If this song was written and given to… Oh, I don’t know, Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, countless others…it would probably be an okay tune.
Sadly, this boobalicious bitch and his girlfriend, Heidi, ruined it.
lulu | March 25, 2008 at 1:46 pm
OMG, I don’t think I could hate these people more then I do right now. GOD, they are SO full of themselves!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And her “fiance” is PUSSY-WHIPPED!!!!
Ed | March 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
test
TT | March 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
wearing a dress and being pussy-whipped is not a bad thing…………..i like wearing the prettiest panties in the family……
Ed | March 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
test
veggi | March 25, 2008 at 1:59 pm
aaaaaaahahahaha @ Ed!!!!! WTF??
Harry Ballzack | March 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm
HOLY SHIT !!!!
I play freaking music and I could only listen to the first 4 lines, before my ears started itching so badly I had to turn her off. I was worried about the threat of them internally bleeding or scarring for life.
Saaaaay ……… Did K-Fed do a little “underground producing” of this thing?
Because It has “Kreepy-K Productions” written all over it ………..
Damned good thing she’s pretty, “cuz she cain’t carry a tune in a bucket y’all”
Obviously Obvious | March 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Tara Reid Bikini –
Simona Fusco Bikini –
Heidi Montag Bikini –
Am I the only one who noticed the resemblence ?
veggi | March 25, 2008 at 2:45 pm
the more i see of this bitch the more i want to spank her on her bony naked white ass.
Dr. Enema | March 25, 2008 at 3:22 pm
If she just wooda gotten a better surgeon. Those implants look like shit…
The Laughing God | March 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
ARGGGG!!! SEX TAPE ALREADY!!!!