Heidi Montag Wants Her Sex Tape Money

August 24th, 2010 // 50 Comments

Despite denying its existence earlier in the week, Heidi Montag (Seen above last fall before assuming her android form.) is now meeting with Vivid’s Steve Hirsch to get her cut of the sex tape Spencer Pratt “threatened” to release if she didn’t agree to do a reality show with him. So for those of you who checked “porn star” on your Heidi Montag’s Future scorecard, congratulations, all that voodoo worked. TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

It should be noted that Kim Kardashian made $5 million off the release of her sex tape when she was a virtual unknown and was barely naked in it, so I can’t even imagine what kind of money Heidi will ask for considering this thing is pre- and post-op and includes Karissa Shannon. Except the sad part is this is all just going to culminate with her looking like Dolph Lundgren in drag like Spencer asked for in the first place. God, why do these things always end the same?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lady Blah Blah

    Just look at that guy’s face; the epitome of douche.

  2. Richard McBeef

    the human form of that bitch was so much better than the android form.

  3. The bullshit meter is pinned in the red zone. The douche king and miss plastic are together in Costa Rica. Did they think no one there would recognize two ass clowns as fabulously famous as themselves? The only thing missing from their circus is Tila Tequilla and Kim K’s hairless ass. And an invisible monkey.

  4. fornarina

    whoa, she could actually smile back then

  5. rem when this site was chockablock with vanessa ann hudgens, kate bosworth, a blonde ashley tisdale, taylor swift, a fat but sexy pre-verneers hilary duff, a post-18 emma watson, pre-complete-slut miley, etc, where you actually appreciated what NSFW led you too….. only thing you can count on now is the pratts and snookie. and a tired kelly brooke..

    this isnt edgy fish…… no one really wants to see these idiots. you’re making me feel old before my time

  6. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    CANT WAIT THEY KNOW WHAT WE WANT WE WANT SEXTAPE

  7. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    PLEASE MAY THEY NOT HAVE KIDS

  8. PunkA

    If HM was willing to be fake married to such a douchebag for this long, I find it not surprising that she will do a sextape for $$$. Seriously, the fake wedding to Spencer hurt her rep more than a sextape will. Both times she prostituted herself out for money, but this way, we get to see her giant jugs and naked ass.

    Man, I love the new Hollywood playbook to fame for the desperate fame whores. It is awesome.

  9. GravyLeg

    Can’t the CIA arrange for a murder suicide love triangle involving these two fucks and a goat? America needs protection from the Speiditards.

    • I believe that the agency is pretty busy right now in all countries whose names end in the syllable “stan”.
      But they might need to re-prioritize with this sex tape development.

  10. eddy

    Didn’t we vote these people off the site a few years ago?

  11. Mickey01232000

    Can we just be done with Biff and Muffy here forever. I am really getting tired of seeing Plastic Parts Barbie and Mormon Ken everywhere on the internet. He looks like one of the freakin Osmond Brothers for god sake!

  12. pimp

    i just wanna see that bleached asshole…

  13. Me

    She used to be really cute. If she looks like old Heidi on the sextape I’m there.

    If she looks like roboheidi I’m there too, but for entirely different reasons.

  14. stinky mcpoop

    I’ve got her sex tape money *right here*. Call my secretary Heidi, you’re in Backwards Land and you went to the wrong place to collect money for the sex tape you never made.

  15. brit

    who’s going to buy this? Why not wait 2 weeks and get it for free off 100 internet sites?

  16. Johnny Cage

    What’s with all these main stream celebrities doing porno-flicks now? Everyone in Hollywood trying to do their best to close the gap so one day they can broadcast adult films on regular TV?

    Maybe celebs should go back to 1st having some genuine quality in their work and then they won’t need to ride off of the publicity they get from making porn films. Sorry if I sound like an old-timer, but dammit regular media and pornography are supposed to be two completely different damned areas!

    • Weird Al

      In a porn culture the only way left to make a name for yourself is to fuck a stranger on a video and leak it on the web. We are saturated with sex appeal – the only remaining way to get attention is simply to have sex and let others know about it. It’s a last resort commodity in a business run on selling your body.

      It only works for non-talented semi-celebrities, though.

  17. Rhialto

    Well,i did already make the conclusion that the Speidi inc. didn’t make the sex tape(s) for other purposes than making easy cash.

  18. Nerd

    God…look into those eyes….soulless.

  19. Rhialto

    I don’t believe they’ll get millions for this.Years ago at the P.Hilton and K. Kardashian time it was still something relatively new.

  20. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Miss
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the gayest kiss ever. Two straight men who have to do this for acting wouldn’t make those faces.

  21. Anon

    Need to stop calling them sex tapes and call them for what they are porn dvds. You don’t see Sasha Grey going around marketing her newest “sex tape”.

    • The MAN

      Depends, if there is no visual penetration, face cum shot, or cream pie, it is not a porn DVD. My guess is this is a sex tape

    • The MAN

      By the way, Sasha Grey can handle a cock! She makes porn DVDs!

    • Weird Al

      The MAN

      Funny how we still have a standard between porn and sex tape.

      It’s fucking, period. Nobody cares about the decency of excluding the cum shot finale. The purpose of the tape is sexual arousal; that’s it.

      Sex tape or porno – no difference. Maybe the former category is run by prudes.

  22. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    BennyFromThames
    Commented on this photo:

    My desire to watch the video and fap to a naked Heidi is only exceeded by my desire to see Spencer hit in the face with bricks! Someone get on that second request and make a video of that please.

  23. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    She used to be pretty.

  24. Yoda Mann

    Vacuous Grotesquery

  25. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Emilay
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake. Completely and totally.

  26. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Emilay
    Commented on this photo:

    “How to be famous”

    hmmm. I was feeling more “How to be a complete dumbass.”

  27. captain america

    ………..she needs to buy more fans.

  28. manuel rizzo

    don’t look directly into his eyes!

  29. josh

    Horseface was better than Plasticface.

  30. Weird Al

    Where are those Christian values she talked about?

    Is this Heidi’s last ditch effort to make a name for herself?

    If I were in her position I would be quite hurt and suing – not trying to pawn said snatch to Hustler.

    I can conclude only one thing from this: Both Heidi and Spencer are lying for the media attention. She didn’t make a sex tape. They are not getting divorced.

    Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe she’s a genius and the EE tits, plastic surgery, and “compromised tapes” are a plant to ease her entry into porn. She’s not the first celebrity to do it. She saw a gravy train and jumped.

    Only one question remains: Will I watch it? Depends on whether it’s before or after the nose job. Who am I kidding. Yes.

  31. atotalcad

    Great. I can hardly wait.
    Out of focus, poorly framed, under lit shakey-cam footage of some lame doughnut bumping. Followed by some undersized, limp johnson trying to poke a hole in a Barbie-cooter.
    No money shot but plenty of grimacing and a very short and lame bone smooching scene.

  32. amt

    I hope it was the new, hot Heidi – not the old, tiny tit, man-chin Heidi.

  33. im sure LC is laughing….how ironic!

  34. Ari Ola

    All I want to know is – Does she swallow?

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