Heidi Montag Wants Her Sex Tape Money

Despite denying its existence earlier in the week, Heidi Montag (Seen above last fall before assuming her android form.) is now meeting with Vivid’s Steve Hirsch to get her cut of the sex tape Spencer Pratt “threatened” to release if she didn’t agree to do a reality show with him. So for those of you who checked “porn star” on your Heidi Montag’s Future scorecard, congratulations, all that voodoo worked. TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

It should be noted that Kim Kardashian made $5 million off the release of her sex tape when she was a virtual unknown and was barely naked in it, so I can’t even imagine what kind of money Heidi will ask for considering this thing is pre- and post-op and includes Karissa Shannon. Except the sad part is this is all just going to culminate with her looking like Dolph Lundgren in drag like Spencer asked for in the first place. God, why do these things always end the same?

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