“Me all alone now.”
The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her MTV money in exchange for radical reconstructive surgery that suggests a deep psychological fracture. God rest his soul. Via Us Magazine:
“I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death,” she wrote on Twitter. “He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world.“
I think what Heidi meant is he tried to make her breasts as big as the world which, in fairness, makes him an angel in my book.
Rest in Peace, Dr. Frank. Your memory lives on and not just because Heidi’s non-biodegradable. Although it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to carve your initials somewhere on her. Anyone got a knife?
Photos: WENN
Que | August 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Que cant help to quiero lick.
Turd Ferguson | August 17, 2010 at 3:00 pm
She looks (more) frightening in these pics.
josh | August 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Why not do full frontal already. This is hypocrisy.
Drew | August 17, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Fake or not, I’d bury it in her ass. Then again, I can’t claim I’ve ever been one of those people that think even the fakest perfect body is somehow “disgusting”. Unnatural? Sure. There are some sexual acts I’d perform to women that could be considered the same. Don’t judge me.
ClassyDirtyChick | August 18, 2010 at 7:26 am
Im not judging you Mr Drew ;) She has a cute little butt
mmn | August 19, 2010 at 10:12 am
Drew is a disgusting pervert and you have no right to spew your vulgar profanity into the world. You sound like a serial rapist to me. This should be forwarded to the FBI. I think I will, sicko.
Obvious | August 17, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Definitely eff’able. Probably a psycho though
Cyrus | August 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Say what you want about Heidi, but she looks real good in those bikini bottoms. Everything above… not so much.
dudestuckinboringmtg | August 17, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Id def hit it. She looks great in that first pic
atotalcad | August 17, 2010 at 3:22 pm
she’s a cum dodger.
Deacon Jones | August 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
You guys are so rude!
Can’t you just SEE THE PAIN in her face in Pic #8?!
Stop it! Just stop it already!
Taz | August 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Picture #2 = YIKES!
You'd Hit That?? | August 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
How do you know that as part of her surgeries she didn’t have a penis-disintegration system installed in her nether regions? I mean, let’s leave aside that caressing that thing is about as fun as groping two Chuck E. Cheese balloons while grinding against a beanbag. YOUR MAN PARTS ARE AT RISK!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 17, 2010 at 5:21 pm
the only installation i could picture her gettin down there is my meat. well, and say several tablespoons of dna
The MAN | August 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm
15 ml of liquid DNA here
Bikini? | August 17, 2010 at 6:05 pm
That’s not a bikini bottom. She had that thang vajazzled.
nameless | August 17, 2010 at 6:58 pm
These Real Dolls are looking more and more life-like.
timmy the dying boy | August 17, 2010 at 7:23 pm
She can’t even smile straight any more, and she already looks like she’s pushing 50. Ugh. I hope I’m not around to see her when she really IS pushing 50.
What an idiot | August 17, 2010 at 9:53 pm
“Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world”.
What a stupid cunt. Changed the world? Hardly. He was a beverly hills plastic surgeon who did tit jobs and facelifts; he butchered twat-tag. He didn’t feed the hungry, stop wars or find a cure for cancer; he did optional surgery on the rich, stupid and entitled. This is a perfect example of a totally delusional whore who needs to stfu or swallow a bullet…
Heidi Montag | August 18, 2010 at 12:10 am
If this guy was such a shithot surgeon to the stars, why was he driving a 1995 Jeep??? He must have been a graduate of Dr. Nick Riviera’s Medical School (above the Quikee Mart, second door on the left)..
captain america | August 18, 2010 at 12:54 am
I’m not surprised as even her SHIT appears to be FAKE, folks!!
lyndi0810 | August 18, 2010 at 4:01 am
Honestly, she doesn’t look like she is mourning.
Marcus | August 18, 2010 at 4:47 am
1000 x better than that thing called Snooki..
Marcus | August 18, 2010 at 4:54 am
I want to make love to her..
In a dirty way.
Rhialto | August 18, 2010 at 6:27 am
I can imagine because who is gonna complete his job?
Nero | August 18, 2010 at 6:34 am
I hope for her that he told her where he’s keeping her brand new vag.
Gando | August 18, 2010 at 6:43 am
Since she’s divorced,who’s gonna remove the ingrown strap-on?
cc | August 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
Fake or not, I’d wreck that woman.
Valentina | August 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Heidi, looks like you need to find a new plastic surgeon who will lipo out that little lower tummy bulge you’re getting. Or, here’s a novel idea….you could just fucking exercise!!!
The MAN | August 18, 2010 at 7:33 pm
She could slide down my pole!
SNS | August 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
“He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met.”
He certainly did that. He took an attractive blonde women and turned her into a plastic doll!!
Thank you so much for your contribution to destroying a young womens life!
Vengador | August 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Someone’s real doll escaped and made it big on MTV!
anonym | August 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm
You’d do her………. but she wouldn’t let you.
she doesn’t want you to break her plastic parts
anonym | August 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm
an uglier plastic doll.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but Dr. Ryan certainly didn’t have an eye for beauty.
WTEff | August 19, 2010 at 3:34 am
This asshole should rot in the fourth circle of hell, which, unfortunately, he won’t, since God, and therefore, the devil, do not exist. His sin isn’t really Heidi. Although, she didn’t look like a 38 year old Vegas showgirl before. Hey, I like older showgirls, they’re cheaper and more grateful (not that I care about the emotions of these whores)! My major problem with this shit bag was slapping fake tits and lips on that used up slut Shauna Sand. Christ, Dr, Dementia, couldn’t you have thrown in a free vaginal and ass rejuvenation! That sex tape blinded me. I thought it was a horror movie, and those meat flaps were going to swallow the dude whole! Jeesh Shauna, strap a 2 by 4 to the next victims ass please! Not to mention her ass! I thought it would erupt like Mt. St. Helen’s at any second!
By the way Doc, I guess that whole no drinking, no smoking, and no drugs philosophy really worked out for ya. LMFAO!