Heidi Montag Mourns Its Maker

August 17th, 2010 // 54 Comments

“Me all alone now.”

The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her MTV money in exchange for radical reconstructive surgery that suggests a deep psychological fracture. God rest his soul. Via Us Magazine:

“I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death,” she wrote on Twitter. “He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world.

I think what Heidi meant is he tried to make her breasts as big as the world which, in fairness, makes him an angel in my book.

Rest in Peace, Dr. Frank. Your memory lives on and not just because Heidi’s non-biodegradable. Although it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to carve your initials somewhere on her. Anyone got a knife?

Photos: WENN

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  1. Heidi Montag
    Commented on this photo:

    Mourns its maker…hahhahahahaha…brilliant

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    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit, she’s hot.

  3. What an idiot

    “Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world”.

    What a stupid cunt. Changed the world? Hardly. He was a beverly hills plastic surgeon who did tit jobs and facelifts; he butchered twat-tag. He didn’t feed the hungry, stop wars or find a cure for cancer; he did optional surgery on the rich, stupid and entitled. This is a perfect example of a totally delusional whore who needs to stfu or swallow a bullet…

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    Ljute Fisk
    Commented on this photo:

    No comment. Can’t fap to this.
    I guess that was a comment after all.

  5. Heidi Montag

    If this guy was such a shithot surgeon to the stars, why was he driving a 1995 Jeep??? He must have been a graduate of Dr. Nick Riviera’s Medical School (above the Quikee Mart, second door on the left)..

  6. captain america

    I’m not surprised as even her SHIT appears to be FAKE, folks!!

  7. Honestly, she doesn’t look like she is mourning.

  8. Marcus

    1000 x better than that thing called Snooki..

  9. Marcus

    I want to make love to her..

    In a dirty way.

  10. Rhialto

    I can imagine because who is gonna complete his job?

  11. Nero

    I hope for her that he told her where he’s keeping her brand new vag.

  12. Gando

    Since she’s divorced,who’s gonna remove the ingrown strap-on?

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    blockhead
    Commented on this photo:

    well good riddance doc’ frankenstein ..
    you had too much hubris’ ,
    greed in place of a soul ..
    exploitying mentally ill people for your own gain & PR….
    well NOW
    the BIG payback ..
    you can’t fug with nature & somebody done stepped in & whooped your greedy azz so you can’t do no more damage ..
    except in hell where you belong …

  14. Heidi Montag
    blockhead
    Commented on this photo:

    ps – why does everyone mention the tits ..
    that’s the least of her prob’s ..
    dr. frankenstein made her face & head tremendous …
    waaaaaay too big with cheek implants ..
    horrible nose & facial bone work ..
    the same with the other nutjobs that were stupid enough to let him touch them …
    it IS A CRIME what he did ….
    & it’s time it stopped …

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    Mansk
    Commented on this photo:

    My only problem is with her face.

  16. Heidi Montag
    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh? Do I see wires, gears whirring and a little hamster driving a wheel at the back of her throat? Kill eet! That thing ain’t no human no more, that be a robot!

  17. cc

    Fake or not, I’d wreck that woman.

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    Kelley
    Commented on this photo:

    If she and Spencer are split, why is she wearing her wedding and engagement rings ? Eh ??

  19. Valentina

    Heidi, looks like you need to find a new plastic surgeon who will lipo out that little lower tummy bulge you’re getting. Or, here’s a novel idea….you could just fucking exercise!!!

  20. SNS

    “He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met.”

    He certainly did that. He took an attractive blonde women and turned her into a plastic doll!!

    Thank you so much for your contribution to destroying a young womens life!

  21. Vengador

    Someone’s real doll escaped and made it big on MTV!

  22. anonym

    You’d do her………. but she wouldn’t let you.

    she doesn’t want you to break her plastic parts

  23. anonym

    an uglier plastic doll.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but Dr. Ryan certainly didn’t have an eye for beauty.

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    raafi
    Commented on this photo:

    this girl used to be beautiful. now she is down right made of plastic and ugly!

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    renee
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she wearing??!! She stepped out in public like that? wow, what a joke..,

  26. WTEff

    This asshole should rot in the fourth circle of hell, which, unfortunately, he won’t, since God, and therefore, the devil, do not exist. His sin isn’t really Heidi. Although, she didn’t look like a 38 year old Vegas showgirl before. Hey, I like older showgirls, they’re cheaper and more grateful (not that I care about the emotions of these whores)! My major problem with this shit bag was slapping fake tits and lips on that used up slut Shauna Sand. Christ, Dr, Dementia, couldn’t you have thrown in a free vaginal and ass rejuvenation! That sex tape blinded me. I thought it was a horror movie, and those meat flaps were going to swallow the dude whole! Jeesh Shauna, strap a 2 by 4 to the next victims ass please! Not to mention her ass! I thought it would erupt like Mt. St. Helen’s at any second!

    By the way Doc, I guess that whole no drinking, no smoking, and no drugs philosophy really worked out for ya. LMFAO!

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    Mars
    Commented on this photo:

    3 more surgeries and she gonna looks like Robert Z´dar jajajaja http://www.imdb.com/media/rm109353472/nm0120494

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