Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet

September 3rd, 2013 // 46 Comments

It’s been almost a year since Heidi Montag‘s been on the site, so here she is at Crazy Horse for Spencer Pratt‘s 30th birthday because apparently these two are still a draw in Vegas. Which really says all you need to know about anyone who goes there doesn’t it? “Oh, look, honey, it’s those people from The Hills, what’s her face and that guy. Let’s spend money there!” – Someone in Vegas

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. ace11

    I still would…..any time, any day, any place

    and all of you that say you wouldn’t are lying

  2. It’s more like “– Some executive in Vegas” but your point stands.

    Who is still taking pictures of these assholes? It was baffling 10 years ago when they were actually on a television program. Now it borders on the surreal. Will someone actually pay you for these photos? If so, I would in all seriousness love to know how much they go for? It can’t be more than $5 in confederate money and an Arby’s coupon.

    • JohnnyHildo

      they gave 5 bucks to a busboy to take the pics..notice there is no one else there…so much for being a “draw”

      • mennnm

        Actually I was there and as I walked toward the enterance I noticed to fat guys hanging out in the front with cameras and figured that was the paps. It was a typical Saturday night there except for the fact that they conveniently left out that creepy Spencer was going to be there and the whole reason for her apperance was to celebrate douche bags 30th! It was lamo in there and I couldn’t hang anymore, thank god, so I left be for the douche bag came

  3. cc

    Couples that imbecile together stay together.

  4. cc

    BTW, isn’t that the problem with plastics…that they DON’T biodegrade?

  5. “What’s her face” is right. As in, “The fingers appear to be made of normal flesh, but what’s her face?”

    • crb

      Nice one + a good game for the whole family. Right up there with Monopoly and Yahtzee.

      First Phyllis Diller, then Jocelyn Wildenstein, then Joan Rivers, then Kathy Griffin, Darryl Hannah, …

      ah yeah “Those x Look Real, But What Is Her Face?”, good times, good times,…

  6. I laughed at that one where she’s popping out of the cake, with the expression on her face “I’m the sexiest,most beautiful thing ever.” HA. Thanks for the laugh Heidi. I think that’s about all you’re good for here.

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    Why does that cake taste like crap? Because like his wife, it’s made of plastic and just for show.

  8. alex

    I thought for sure one of them would be dead by now. (preferably spencer-douche)

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    Note, not one person at her so called 30th speaks 1000 words more than the stupid picture of WHO ARE THEY and GIVES A FUCK?

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    at least he shaved that douche beard off his douche face.

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    they couldn’t give Heidi the day off for her husband’s birthday?

  12. They should put Heidi and Courtney Stodden in a room together and see what happens. I imagine it would be like crossing the streams, and very bad things would happen.

  13. Wrynoceros

    “It’s a requirement that we leave the bottom layer translucent with the stupid ones so that no one is stabbed to death”

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    She does have one advantage over the rest of us: when WALL-E finds her, she’ll look the same.

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    This is probably the first time they’ve made eye contact in years

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    I wont lie, I would love to bang her. But marry?? C’mon

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    Tomahawk Holmes
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    We need to have a Heidi Montag versus Courtney Stodden wrestling match. It would be magical like four Sumo wrestlers running into each other all at once.

  18. Darling

    What is with that hair? It isn’t 1994.

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    George P Burdell
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    To be fair, The Unknown Comic and KC and the Sunshine Band are still a draw in Vegas. What is really amazing is that The Crazy Horse some how tricked lonely men into thinking they would see Barbie’s plastic nipple-less boobs.

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    Cock Dr
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    I’ll give Plastic Grrl & her famewhore partner some credit….they never released a sex tape.
    It looks as though they are adjusting nicely to their exile from the entertainment industry.

  21. Heidi “Something-or-Other” has totally fucked herself up. Spencer was pretty fucked up to begin with. The only redeeming social value here is that at least Heidi has a vagina. Otherwise, game over.

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    Kodos
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    I’m reading his eyes… and they say:

    “..Please… help… KILL ME.”

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    Merosi
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    maybe i’ve just been desensitized because of courtney stodden, but heidi montag actually doesn’t look that bad anymore

  24. If they are at the Crazy Horse, why isn’t she stripping and getting naked? At least that would have made this shit interesting.

  25. PhuckHeidi

    why even bring these 2 nuts back into relevance…why?

  26. Carlos Danger

    Has Spencer gone dadcore? Nice shirt!

  27. BlinkyTheFish

    Can’t someone recycle her and make some water bottles instead? She’s got enough plastic and it’d actually make her useful for once.

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    I love her outfits of the night!

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