Heidi Montag: ‘I Made All That Sh*t Up’

Presumably after Sony called and threatened to repossess her new body, here’s Heidi Montag walking back her claim that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the premiere of Just Go With It. Via Us Magazine:

“I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true,” Montag tells Us. “It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie.”
“I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs,” Montag explained. “I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It’s fantastic!”

So basically Heidi had no intention of showing up in the first place but figured, “Eh, I’ll blame Jennifer Aniston. What the hell?” Which is why that squeaking sound you just heard was Heidi being shoved into a locker next to the seventh Pitt-Jolie kid. Oh, they’ll say there was a never seventh one, but who wants to admit it was that easy to snatch one off the front porch? Also, it’s not like there’s a shortage of Vietnamese kids. Let’s be honest.

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