Heidi Montag: ‘Amanda Bynes Can Live With Me!’

After TMZ posted photos of Amanda Bynes sleeping inside a mall because she’s essentially homeless now, Heidi Montag has graciously shoved her breasts into the press again and offered Amanda a place to stay. But if Heidi somehow thinks that’s going to make the Internet start posting photos of her giant fake breasts again, she’s surprisingly way smarter than I thought she was because I couldn’t put these up fast enough. Are people getting brain implants now? Is that a thing? I’m not going to be able to sleep until I figure this out.

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