Heidi Klum hat den Nebeneffekt Brust and Other News

Translation: “Das Führer! Ze side boob!”

- Mickey Rourke apologizes for saying exactly what he meant. [Popeater]

- And John Stewart demands an apology from Ricky Gervais. [Huffington Post]

- Somebody peed on Anderson Cooper’s front door. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow inspired Mario Batali to flush out his colon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce’s new video is about baton twirling? [Hollywood Tuna]

- London Rosiere is attempting to cure cancer by holding her naked breasts. This is where you went wrong, science. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- If that works, then here are some more heroes. [theCHIVE]

- Candice Bailey is the new Olivia Munn. [Popoholic]

- Russell Brand falls off the wagon in 3.. 2.. 1… [Starpulse]

- Adele projectile vomited into the audience. [IDLYITW]

- Will Ferrell is stealing jobs from Mexicans. How avant garde… [BuzzFeed]

- Evan Rachel Wood is a Belieber. [Celebslam]

- One of The Real Housewives got plastic surgery. Stop the presses! [Fox 411]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Keeley Hazell [Heavy]

- 25 Women We Want Back in Sports. [Bleacher Report]

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