Heidi Klum hat den Nebeneffekt Brust and Other News

April 15th, 2011 // 28 Comments

Translation: “Das Führer! Ze side boob!”

- Mickey Rourke apologizes for saying exactly what he meant. [Popeater]

- And John Stewart demands an apology from Ricky Gervais. [Huffington Post]

- Somebody peed on Anderson Cooper‘s front door. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow inspired Mario Batali to flush out his colon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce‘s new video is about baton twirling? [Hollywood Tuna]

- London Rosiere is attempting to cure cancer by holding her naked breasts. This is where you went wrong, science. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- If that works, then here are some more heroes. [theCHIVE]

- Candice Bailey is the new Olivia Munn. [Popoholic]

- Russell Brand falls off the wagon in 3.. 2.. 1… [Starpulse]

- Adele projectile vomited into the audience. [IDLYITW]

- Will Ferrell is stealing jobs from Mexicans. How avant garde… [BuzzFeed]

- Evan Rachel Wood is a Belieber. [Celebslam]

- One of The Real Housewives got plastic surgery. Stop the presses! [Fox 411]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Keeley Hazell [Heavy]

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  1. Deacon Jones

    (whoopie cushion deflating)

  2. GrandCyclops

    The new AOTS chick makes Munn look like a truckload of horse vomit.

  3. Govt. Cheese

    I call this one “La Boob de Saggy”

  4. Bob

    Pancake titties!

  5. Heidi Klum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What an ugly outfit.
    So ugly that it couldn’t even be carried off successfully by someone a couple decades younger with perky tits…..and this tall skinny piece of German bratwurst’s knobs seem to have dropped quite a bit.

  6. Snooki's Taint

    JON Stewart, duh.

  7. Sie sprechen ze flapjack?

  8. Hugh Gentry

    hmmmm…..makes me want to go to IHOP.

  9. alexandra

    droopy tit. unflattering outfit.

  10. The Critical Crassness

    Man, or maybe that should be Gay-man! Anderson Cooper news,Mickey Roarke news, David Arquette news,Russell Brand news, and lest we forget Will Ferrell, Jon Stewart and Rick Gervais…WTF….this site gets more and more like a Perez Hilton Gay Parade every single day….All Fish needs to do now to complete the transformation is post a few dozen Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber and Zac Efron posts daily.

  11. hmna

    Per translate.google.gom:

    Heidi Klum has the side effect of breast

    In other news, all your base are belong to us.

  12. Heidi Klum
    Keyser Ballsy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Seal made the German engineering into pancakes.

  13. KV

    Da hängt ja alles in einer sehr unattraktiven Form runter. Muß wohl von all dem Baby stillen kommen. Wieviel Kinder hat die nochmal ??

  14. ooh hellz yeah @candice bailey

  15. Torte titties

  16. Ismoss

    Didnt she used to be hot?

  17. Heidi Klum
    Black
    Commented on this photo:

    So…I don’t wanna cause any awkwardness, but… Does anyone see the extra boob below her boob.

  18. Heidi Klum
    tam
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, yes you are absolutely right.
    A small American Mc Donalds Fatt-ass would look soooo much more beautiful in it.

  19. Heidi Klum
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hans & Franz LOL

  20. V

    Just like it’s hard for some girls to get out of the “ugly chick” mind once they become hot, supermodels take their time getting out of the hot chick mentality once they lose the hotness.

    Use a fucking bra, Heidi. They’re not up there anymore, especially after 8 children.

  21. the captain

    pssst: HER BREASTS NEED A BOOST OF FRESH AIT?
    or just fill the “Suckers” with silecons!!

  22. Doc Scweinstrudel

    Hahaha, fish going international.

  23. Doc Scweinstrudel

    Cramming up german hah. Must be secretely planting seeds for world domination. I wouldn’t understimate the powers of a sideboob.

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