When a couple dresses up as that time the Silver Surfer made a reconnaissance mission to the Yam Nebula of Purple Tittylon 7 for Halloween, you just assume theirs is a love that will stand the test of time. Which is why with sad news, and a heavy heart, I can confirm that Heidi Klum and Seal are really calling it quits. While TMZ claims it’s because of Seal’s temper and The Daily Mail says it’s his partying, I think it’s safe to assume this has everything to do with Heidi Klum reverting back to her Nazi programming and it’s only a matter of time until she activates the Doomsday device. God save us all.
SEAL: But, Heidi, we have children.
HEIDI: Nein. Herr Fuhrer has children. MUAHAHAHA!
SEAL: What does that even mean?
HEIDI: No clue. Can you help me start this zeppelin?
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Jungle fever das Ende……
She’s seeking a larger bbc
No we’re never gonna survive unless….you stop making me wear these costumes…
wonder if she stays on the coal burning kick
Seal is a free man again, folks.
PLEASE GIVE HIM A WARM APPLAUSE!!
Oh, she left him because of his temper and partying…..I thought it was his ugly face.
Oh but remember how women so love the Phantom of the Opera type shit. She was in love with his soul. Yeah, right.
You know she’s into cosplay sex, you know it.
Id bang other chicks too if this bitch made me dress up like a monkey. What, were they out of slave costumes?
People who have to constantly make a spectacle out of their relationship by renewing their vows EVERY year (Really, is that necessary?) and having non-stop PDA and talking about how great their sex life is are trying to convince themselves and the world they belong together when they probably don’t have much in common beyond great sex. Marriage takes more than just having a hot sex life.
Absolutely true. The ones that have the biggest talk, are probably fooling themselves. Then again, most relationships that are just great sex, rarely last more than a few months… maybe a year?
Who said they were having great sex…..there’s a reason guys have wandering eyes
This makes me sad. I really liked them as a couple, and I thought their relationship was strong. I guess they just had really good PR.
I guess Heilactus was too busy eating worlds instead of polishing the Sealver Surfer’s schlong.
Let’s be honest, does any other guy stand a chance? There’s an echo in her panties that won’t go away in her lifetime.
Are you implying that Seal is a fan of fisting?
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.
wtf lol
they are insane but I love it
Hope he isn’t “scarred” for life.
at 36 she could be the mom of some of the other Victoria’s Secret models. Really? Since when is a 36 year old the mom of a 24 year old? If she had a baby when she was 12 years old, then yes but yuck! She itiapposnded me when she said that. And I am tired of people 25 and above calling themselves OLD. get real.
About time. He was one UGLY man.
with a handsome penis.
I always found her kind of scrawny and high-waisted, except in certain photos that staged her best assets. There are many celebrity women who are ovehyped in the look dept.