Heidi Klum & Seal Officially Separate

When a couple dresses up as that time the Silver Surfer made a reconnaissance mission to the Yam Nebula of Purple Tittylon 7 for Halloween, you just assume theirs is a love that will stand the test of time. Which is why with sad news, and a heavy heart, I can confirm that Heidi Klum and Seal are really calling it quits. While TMZ claims it’s because of Seal’s temper and The Daily Mail says it’s his partying, I think it’s safe to assume this has everything to do with Heidi Klum reverting back to her Nazi programming and it’s only a matter of time until she activates the Doomsday device. God save us all.

SEAL: But, Heidi, we have children.
HEIDI: Nein. Herr Fuhrer has children. MUAHAHAHA!
SEAL: What does that even mean?
HEIDI: No clue. Can you help me start this zeppelin?

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