Heidi Klum in a Bikini and Other News

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- Louis CK invited Dane Cook onto his show. This should be good. [Huffington Post]

- The Kings of Leon are too tired to keep touring. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds brought Sandra Bullock to the premiere of The Change-Up. Does his penis have a swastika, too? [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently Kate Upton got that body from milking cows. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Candice Swanepoel would have you believe that she got hers by working out. And I’m not talking about her gag reflex. [Popoholic]

- And here’s Brazilian model Flavia Lucini’s body also in various forms of undress. [theCHIVE]

- Vera Wang will design the circus tent that will cover Kim Kardashian’s ass on her wedding day. [TooFab]

- Coco Chanel was white and rich in the 40s. That’s what I got from this. [Bossip]

- Nobody wants to hear what Mo’nique has to say. (Now I sound like I’m from the 40s.) [Starpulse]

- Helen Mirren will now single-handedly destroy one of the top gym franchises. [Celebslam]

- These girls safely speak for Michele Bachmann’s entire voting base. [Videogum]

- Sofia Vergara’s parents did a lot right. [Maxim]

- Unfortunately, for these kids, their parents did not. [Heavy]

- Great, now wives and girlfriends have another reason to harp on you about playing X-Box. [BuzzFeed]

- Cheerleaders: Because why not? [Bleacher Report]

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