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- Louis CK invited Dane Cook onto his show. This should be good. [Huffington Post]
- The Kings of Leon are too tired to keep touring. No, really. [Dlisted]
- Ryan Reynolds brought Sandra Bullock to the premiere of The Change-Up. Does his penis have a swastika, too? [Lainey Gossip]
- Apparently Kate Upton got that body from milking cows. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- But Candice Swanepoel would have you believe that she got hers by working out. And I’m not talking about her gag reflex. [Popoholic]
- And here’s Brazilian model Flavia Lucini‘s body also in various forms of undress. [theCHIVE]
- Vera Wang will design the circus tent that will cover Kim Kardashian‘s ass on her wedding day. [TooFab]
- Coco Chanel was white and rich in the 40s. That’s what I got from this. [Bossip]
- Nobody wants to hear what Mo’nique has to say. (Now I sound like I’m from the 40s.) [Starpulse]
- Helen Mirren will now single-handedly destroy one of the top gym franchises. [Celebslam]
- These girls safely speak for Michele Bachmann‘s entire voting base. [Videogum]
- Sofia Vergara‘s parents did a lot right. [Maxim]
- Unfortunately, for these kids, their parents did not. [Heavy]
- Great, now wives and girlfriends have another reason to harp on you about playing X-Box. [BuzzFeed]
- Cheerleaders: Because why not? [Bleacher Report]
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For punching out at least 3 kids, her body looks amazing.
Heidi is just stunning, as always!
Did Fish give that Bossip article a good read? “…[Coco Chanel's] lover in question, Hans Günther von Dincklage, did indeed spy for the Nazis throughout the Second World War.”
Von Dincklage. I think if Fish’s favorite dwarf turned out to have a Nazi connection, one of his heads would explode.
let me guess, those bachmann fans are tomorrow’s gaede twins
This woman has made a deal w/the Devil.
i’d like to look like that after having 4 kids, except for the kids part.
yikes, Kirstie is back in the stuff!
how the fuck does she look like that after so many babies…..
genes, exercise, diet, etc.
Don’t forget massive amounts of money for plastic surgery. Not that I’m hating. I think she looks pretty darn good. I’d probably have a little work done too.
Heidi must be the only person left in the world who listens to Seal´s music.
And another thing wrong with this site: I can’t get this picture to fully load.
delectable
is she on a yacht with mickey dolenz? no wonder she’s leaving seal.
deflated
Dat Arsch
Better than most, but that’s still some mom-butt
any white chick who’s squeezed out some pups and was married to a black guy and didn’t turn into a manatee and still has a decent “mom ass” is still do-able… but she’s tainted goods ’cause she fucked a back guy so that
is no bueno
“Now Baby, the camera comes out…DON’T LOOK AT IT!!!!”
“There, there honey. The kids didn’t mean to look at your camera.”
“That’s right children, look away from my camera. I’ll tan your hides if you look at it!”
“These stupd kids. They undersand nothing that I say. ‘Did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become large…FILLED WITH RAGE AT THOSE WHO DARE BREATHE NEAR MY CAMERAAAAAAAAA!!!’”
“Seal, I’m leaving you. Why? Because you’re a pussy with a vintage camera fetish. And no, you can’t place it up my vagine.”
“…Let me snap a pic of your poop chute.”