Heidi Klum in a Bikini and Other News

August 2nd, 2011 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Louis CK invited Dane Cook onto his show. This should be good. [Huffington Post]

- The Kings of Leon are too tired to keep touring. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds brought Sandra Bullock to the premiere of The Change-Up. Does his penis have a swastika, too? [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently Kate Upton got that body from milking cows. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Candice Swanepoel would have you believe that she got hers by working out. And I’m not talking about her gag reflex. [Popoholic]

- And here’s Brazilian model Flavia Lucini‘s body also in various forms of undress. [theCHIVE]

- Vera Wang will design the circus tent that will cover Kim Kardashian‘s ass on her wedding day. [TooFab]

- Coco Chanel was white and rich in the 40s. That’s what I got from this. [Bossip]

- Nobody wants to hear what Mo’nique has to say. (Now I sound like I’m from the 40s.) [Starpulse]

- Helen Mirren will now single-handedly destroy one of the top gym franchises. [Celebslam]

- These girls safely speak for Michele Bachmann‘s entire voting base. [Videogum]

- Sofia Vergara‘s parents did a lot right. [Maxim]

- Unfortunately, for these kids, their parents did not. [Heavy]

- Great, now wives and girlfriends have another reason to harp on you about playing X-Box. [BuzzFeed]

- Cheerleaders: Because why not? [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Facebook Me

    For punching out at least 3 kids, her body looks amazing.

  2. Lee

    Heidi is just stunning, as always!

  3. TomFrank

    Did Fish give that Bossip article a good read? “…[Coco Chanel's] lover in question, Hans Günther von Dincklage, did indeed spy for the Nazis throughout the Second World War.”

    Von Dincklage. I think if Fish’s favorite dwarf turned out to have a Nazi connection, one of his heads would explode.

  4. let me guess, those bachmann fans are tomorrow’s gaede twins

  5. Doug

    This woman has made a deal w/the Devil.

  6. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    i’d like to look like that after having 4 kids, except for the kids part.

  7. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    yikes, Kirstie is back in the stuff!

  8. anonym

    how the fuck does she look like that after so many babies…..

  9. Duke

    Heidi must be the only person left in the world who listens to Seal´s music.

  10. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    And another thing wrong with this site: I can’t get this picture to fully load.

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  12. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    is she on a yacht with mickey dolenz? no wonder she’s leaving seal.

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  14. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
    Mondo Gecko
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    Dat Arsch

  15. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    Better than most, but that’s still some mom-butt

  16. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    any white chick who’s squeezed out some pups and was married to a black guy and didn’t turn into a manatee and still has a decent “mom ass” is still do-able… but she’s tainted goods ’cause she fucked a back guy so that

  17. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “Now Baby, the camera comes out…DON’T LOOK AT IT!!!!”

  18. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “There, there honey. The kids didn’t mean to look at your camera.”

  19. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “That’s right children, look away from my camera. I’ll tan your hides if you look at it!”

  20. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “These stupd kids. They undersand nothing that I say. ‘Did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become large…FILLED WITH RAGE AT THOSE WHO DARE BREATHE NEAR MY CAMERAAAAAAAAA!!!’”

  21. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “Seal, I’m leaving you. Why? Because you’re a pussy with a vintage camera fetish. And no, you can’t place it up my vagine.”

  22. Heidi Klum Bikini Seal
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    “…Let me snap a pic of your poop chute.”

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