Heidi Klum in a Bikini

Here’s Heidi Klum vacationing in Miami over the weekend and you may notice a disproportionate amount of photos featuring her super-long German butt-crack. So, before everyone all gets bent out of shape, I’m not suggesting we should consider Hitler isn’t dead and has been seeking refuge in it’s lengthy canyon all these years. However, I don’t know how else you explain Heidi’s vagina trying to eat through her bathing suit without suggesting Nazi science. They’ll turn anything into a weap – Did that Toaster Strudel just pull a gun?

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