Thanks to Hurricane Sandy flooding the east coast with her salty menstrual waves, Heidi Klum was forced to cancel her annual Halloween party where she shows up in some crazy elaborate costume that I’m almost positive she starts putting on in April. So here she is hosting her Haunted Holiday Party Saturday night where she showed up as Pixelated Face Cleopatra and handed out presents with Santa Claus. A sequence of events so random, there’s no way it wasn’t a Nazi plot.
GESTAPO: Herr Fuhrer, Fraulein Klum has delivered ze prezents.
HITLER: Wunderbar, wunderbar…
GESTAPO: Herr Fuhrer, if I may ask, vhat exactly are ze presents?
HITLER: … Sweaters.
GESTAPO: Scheisse!
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Do not like this whore
Well, if YOU don’t like her, then obviously she has no redeeming human value whatsoever. Just a useless pile of flesh and bones. Hahahahahahahaha…of course, I jest with you.
Because, as far as I know, nobody gives two shits or a flying fuck who you like or dislike. And BTW, she’s not a whore. She’s a fashion model. And a very successful one at that!
So stick THAT in your ass and see if it floats!
I don’t get it.
Well I think this would have made more sense before the divorce because Seal was supposed to go as “Pixelated Julius Ceasar” .
Why is her face in the middle of a phase shift?
when will this cunt realize no one gives a shit?
Santa, I want a camera I can touch.
“Oh, so they’re supposed to be freckles? Was her Liz Taylor that bad? Nah, I didn’t watch it. Santa likes Boardwalk Empire and Homeland instead.”
she looks like Lindsay Lohan.
Heidi, Kim and Rhianna fight over the Biggest Fame Whore prize
Heidi wasn’t considered for the role of Liz Taylor? What kind of audition process was this anyway?
Your gift has been inserted heidi. Now start bouncing.