Heidi Klum Got Sunburn On Her Butt, Wants You To Look At It

July 8th, 2013 // 24 Comments

Heidi Klum spent the weekend in the Bahamas where she apparently burnt her ass tanning which is amazing because I could’ve sworn Gwyneth Paltrow just said the sun’s our natural friend who could never hurt us. In fact, I bet that’s not even sunburn at all. That’s a moonburn! How much is that cratered bastard paying you to spread his lies? *punches Heidi’s butt* WHERE IS HE?! WHERE’S THE TRIGGER?! *punches again* HE HAS TO HAVE FRIENDS! (Why am I writing a post where I punch Heidi Klum’s ass while talking like Batman? This can’t be healthy.) I’LL STAND BETWEEN YOU AND GOTHAM. *puts on lipstick*

Photos: Instagram / Pacific Coast News

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  1. BSName

    Chances are you have neighbor that is more attractive.

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    rican
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    Is that where Seals come from?

  3. Mr. Right

    Time: Infinity Aging Women: 0

  4. kevin federline

    smells like poop

  5. Instagram is apparently like crack cocaine for hipsters.

  6. Swearin

    I don’t think Heidi and Gwyneth are the only ones been in the sun too long, Fish…

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    Jimbo Jones
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    Damn those are some saggy tits

  8. JACK RIPLEY

    HEIDI GOT 1 TIT THAT SO SAGGY IT LOOK LIKE A BANANA

  9. Bob45

    I wish she had taken the top off

    • Peter Griffin

      those bikini are an epic fail im glad she kept her top on the last time she let them out was a nightmare she got old saggy boobs even her ass is saggy and she got a long rack she nothing but an old grand ma seeking attention

  10. Peter Griffin

    i meant crack even thought her rack is pretty long 2 those mud flaps drop down to her stomach the bikini cant hold them together since there so saggy

  11. Pics or it didn- oh shit, right, we need to up that now.
    “Anus, or it…!”- ah, fuck this.

  12. Heidi Klum Bikini Butt Sunburn Instagram
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    What happened to that Zoom tool?

  13. DesperateFameWhore

    Herpes anus

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    Hung Lo
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    Now THIS is a lovely shot………..

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    Hung Lo
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    You vill guard me und schtupp me, alles klar?

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    Hung Lo
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    Christ Luv, there’s a bleedin’ huge fish in there with me for chrissakes !

  17. Heidi Klum Bikini Butt Sunburn Instagram
    Hung Lo
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    Mein gott, mein tummy needs some prodding from ze inside ! Vere is a schwarte ven you need vun !

  18. Heidi Klum Bikini Butt Sunburn Instagram
    Hung Lo
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    Scheiss ! Ze vater drops a meter and I fill up every time I getz in za vater !

  19. jon22

    her tits are nasty they look pretty saggy

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    dirty harry
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    mmmmmmmm got milk heidi i woud suck on her saggy boobs

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