Chris Brown Just Came

September 2nd, 2011 // 57 Comments

Here’s Glee’s Heather Morris posing for Tyler Shields which a lot of people are claiming promotes domestic violence instead of the more sensible route of just saying, “Wow, this is shitty art.” E! News reports:

“In no way were we promoting domestic violence. We wanted to do a bruised-up Barbie shoot and that’s exactly what we did!” Shields exclusively tells E! News.

“Gawd, you guys, we’re just trying to glamorize a Housewife Barbie who got that living shit kicked out of her with an iron. Next you’re going to tell me this knife sticking out of her chest promotes stabbing strippers and wrapping them up in a shower curt- *snaps fingers* That’s what I forgot. Fernando! Shower curtain!”



  1. Carla

    aahahaah! Your captions are priceless, Fish.
    And the special-ed hoodrat Chris Brown fan postings are coming in 1, 2, 3…

    • POES

      Urgh…well, it got him the undeserved attention he was hoping to get. Good job Tyler Shields, who ever you are.

  2. bingledings

    For a split second I thought someone actually punched this chick and it was plausible considering what her claim to fame is.

  3. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    Ok. Ew.

  4. madison

    Err, at first when reading the story I thought that it was going to be some far reaching claim that this promoted domestic abuse. However, these photos are kind of iffy.. I definitely wouldn’t have agree to them if I were in her position.

    • I agree. It would be one thing if it was just her posing by herself, but she’s posing with a guy in a housewife setting, so yeah, kinda shady.
      I read just this week that a Canadian hair salon had similar ads to this one and really, what’s the point? What is so “artistic” and “edgy” about black eyes on girls?

      • BrandiLye

        Thank you. Someone just spouted off something that rolled easily off the tongue. It would definitely be more edgy if she earned that shiner on her own and decided to participate in this shoot to take her personal power back.

  5. Tommy

    Why do people keep giving Tyler Shields press? He’s not very talented and doesn’t even have decent control over his medium.

  6. Only a retard drinks the water out of an iron. They should have called in Matthew Fox and Michael Lohan to kick her in the cooch for good measure.

  7. Rick

    Clearly she’s a bad listener.

  8. Clarence Beeks

    This is just fucking STUPID.

  9. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    I have no idea what Barbies they played with… But I don’t see the ones I had growing up.

  10. rough hurts

    Wow, a few more of those this guy going to own downtown Manhattan like annie lebosowitz.

  11. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    Yeah, because that looks pleasant.

  12. definitely sucks

    Definitely shitty art. Nothing artistic about these photos. So annoyed at these pictures! Poor decision on her part

  13. Crabby Old Guy

    I don’t much about art…but I do know quite about crap. And these 5 images, were CRAP.

  14. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    If this isn’t a statement on female empowerment, I don’t know what is. See, she’s gnawing through the cord. I have a feeling she’s going to escape before he’s going to be able to give her third degree flatiron burns down her back and perhaps on her vagina. Forensically, you can tell that her black eye is from walking into a bookshelf or bumping into a door – not from a fist, no sir. Finally, her polka dot dress, reminiscent of childhood innocence, is immaculate too, so you can tell he hasn’t had a chance to rape her yet. I hear your roar, womyn, I hear your roar.

  15. Star Surfer

    Heather has a nice face . I think it would be go fun to cum all over it

  16. Bruised up Barbie failed big time.

  17. Venom

    Tyler Shields is a hack photographer.

  18. Kevin

    Can we get a raped barbie shot too?

    Seriously, why would anyone want a photo like this?

  19. grobpilot

    How about just placing a curled-up pile of dogshit on top of her head? That could be considered art. Especially with a couple dozen flies zipping around and three or four pieces of corn poking out.

  20. TomFrank

    Between this and that Marilyn Manson/Shia LaBeouf atrocity, it’s no wonder that there’s no serious art scene in L.A.

  21. Adam Frawley

    Did someone give her that for the Glee crap?

  22. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    how is any of this offensive? i think it’s stupid.. who cares? like when people were all in an uproar about manson’s video for “running to the edge of the world” ‘cos some chick is getting beat up… it’s not real.. and i don’t think these are made to promote woman beating, how do people even come to these conclusions?

    • TomFrank

      I don’t like violence any more than you do. Violence is a bad thing. But when you see violence in films, it’s, you know, if movies, films caused violence, we’d be able to wipe out violence tomorrow. Boom. No more films. That’s fine with me. I’ll find something else to do. I’ll fuck on my own time. You know, I got other interests. I’m a magician.

  23. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    photog is a dumbass

  24. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Dolphins are just gay sharks !!!

  25. Justice

    DROP THE ‘CHRIS BROWN’ TAG ON ALL THIS STUFF. It’s just not fair to the boy. Why not say ‘Charlie Sheen just came.’ ‘Eminem just came.’ Stop playing this game of making Chris Brown the symbol of domestic violence. He lost control once. THESE guys were regular abusers.

  26. amy

    Oooohhh…something that happens every day to people all around the globe is super-edgy and fun!

  27. gerardo

    aghhhhh!!! …..excuse me. got a tissue?

  28. Arzach

    Any photographer that makes a photoshoot with a hot girl with that much clothes is aberrant to me.

  29. AngusParvo

    So it’s ok to beat women again? Awesome!

  30. AngusParvo

    And that’s “art?” Please. My cat leaves more art in the bathtub each day.

  31. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    The Philadelphia Flyers are really getting weak with their enforcers this year.

  32. 11106

    This IS glamorizing violence against women, and making it look like victims of violence should be playful and ok with it.

    When you are a victim of violence you are not cool, a model, skinny, pretty or playful with your partner. You are being abused and chances are you are going to end up dead if you don’t get out of there fast. You don’t enjoy life, but you suffer everyday to fight your feeling because the person you love treats you wrong and you know the best thing to do is to leave. That is a very harsh and complicated situation, not games.

    This is something young teenagers don’t know or don’t see because they are too immature to understand and haven’t lived enough to know better. They get the wrong message and that contributes to making wrong decision when they have relationships.

    If u don’t see it anything wrong with these pictures, it is because you’ve been desensitized to violence already. And that is very sad.

  33. Clown Shoes

    Looks like somebody better learn to make a proper sandwich.

  34. Veronica

    Great work Fish.

  35. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    If the eye is anything to go by, she obviously needs more practice swallowing.

  36. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
    Jims hungry cock
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl power??????

  37. Shell

    This is fucking dumb but I guess your are allowed to get away with fucked up stuff.

  38. MrSatyre

    Oh, God, more Tyler Shields self-congratulatory shit. What an amateur. No, I take that back. Amateurs have more talent.

  39. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    & no one is up in arms about this picture? maybe in a real life setting, she gave herself a black eye to justify putting a hot iron over some guys’ crotch while his hands are tied. Jus’ sayin’.

  40. thespiral

    Never heard of Tyler Shields, but his shit looks like bootleg Terry Richardson and that’s bad because Richardson is pretty fucking bootleg to begin with. We’re in a recession, how do people continue to get paid for this nonsense?

  41. Lulu

    this guy is legitimately the worst photographer on earth
    the sad part is he thinks he’s good

  42. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    Wow, this is so amazing and powerful. Was this an art school photo project?

  43. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    If u put kool-aid in there, it makes your collars smell punchy (and bright red).

  44. Heather Morris Tyler Shields Domestic Abuse Black Eye
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    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the worst attempt at duplicating the Terry Richardson for Tom Ford photos I have ever seen.

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