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Taz | February 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I’d do nasty things to her
Que | February 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Que height differential.
maudina | February 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Hayden Panettiere may have the worst taste in men ever.
Taz | February 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
X-tina looks very hot
Robot | February 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm
@3 I am pretty sure you wouldn’t say that to his face.
stupidass | February 2, 2010 at 4:45 pm
So what’s the story here with Hayden and Wlad Klitschko? Seems odd to see them standing together.
friendlystoner | February 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm
@5 i would, but i am David Haye`s secret twin brother
Superficial Press: Rough man bites fleshy parts of a dozen crows | February 2, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Well, well, well look who wants to feel protected…Trash it (klit)schko !!!!
Yoda | February 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm
A good looking red headed leprechaun she does not make.
On a good note, no knee pads required.
Boner | February 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
You just know He’s looking around at everyone with a smirk on His face cause He’s bangin’ a little petite nymph. I’d have a smirk on my face too.
HilarityIWantYou | February 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Seriously, what the fuck does she see in this guy. Guess it’s good to know that looks aren’t important to her though…
God | February 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I happen to know he has a cocktail frank in his pants, so don’t worry too much about it stretching out her mustard catcher.
Richport's Ghost | February 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm
@12 – is that because you like the cockmeat sandwich?
RPG, over & out
Vee Dee | February 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I don’t get why everyone is so confused over these two. She’s fucking hot and 20 years old. Older men obviously like her since every dude she bangs is in their 30s. Maybe these guys know something the rest of us don’t, Maybe Hayden is a real ball-draining, nut-busting superfuck. I’m thinking that’s probably the case. I would bet anything that every night Ivan Drago here pins her legs behind her ears and drill the shit out of her pussy. I hope he makes he wear heels while they fuck. I would.
5,6,7,8 | February 2, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Hayden’s hot. She’s like the mainstream version of Gauge.
Sara | February 2, 2010 at 6:34 pm
If thats the height difference with heels on, she must keep them on when they’re fucking.
Assbestos | February 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I’m a straight dude but find myself legitimately wondering, are nude heels really adding to that outfit?
footclan | February 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm
She looks skanky. That’s good though.
john | February 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm
That’s Wladimir Klitschko, IBF, WBO, IBO and Ring Magazine heavyweight boxing champion. He used to go out with Karolina Kurkova.
He’s an awesome boxer, has a PhD and has scored with numerous hot women.
Robot | February 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm
@7 Well if you are as tough as David Haye then i guess you could.
Spock | February 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Ahhh…. I think it is great he brought his daughter….
Truth | February 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Wow someone has a daddy/protector complex. I would make her call me daddy as I hit it up the pooper! Wlad can watch, I’m not selfish.
Vito | February 2, 2010 at 8:38 pm
She’s so fucking hot and so petite …I’ll bet he puts his dick in while it’s soft and listens to her bones creak as it gets hard.
Lucky bastard.
datroof | February 2, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Looks like promo photos if they were turning The Professional into a tv series.
cheap r4 ds | February 2, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Its this kind of publicity that causes normal celebrity women to become anorexic!
gen | February 3, 2010 at 12:02 am
Best. Headline. Ever.
By the way, she looks cute, but its obvious that she goes for older men (meaning the relative term, not as a euphemism for being old and nasty) because her daddy is fucked up. Didn’t he beat her mom or something? I seem to remember something like that on the news. Anyhow, all those stories about having a bad dad making you want to fuck older men are absolutely true. I would know.
Gorilla Bob | February 3, 2010 at 1:12 am
Oh my god, seriously, what the fuck is going on here. She’s 20, so she probably will use the term “boyfriend” to describe him, but even that seems somehow bizarre. @10 is right, I’m pretty sure I’d be smiling too.
Steal This Webcomic | February 3, 2010 at 1:48 am
Since when did Hayden start wearing pointy black hats?
adult | February 3, 2010 at 3:08 am
she is fat. too much chub for her little body. although, those fake titties aren’t looking half bad.i like ‘em tall, so i am biased, but i can accept ‘em shot when they aren’t too thick. she looks like a meatloaf with a trashy little face. long and lean…or even long with some curves…but not stout and thick…ever. esp when the face can’t even pass for average. he also looks like a creep here.
but hey, if he likes banging 15 year old trolls and she likes getting railed by giant men, who am i to judge? f they are happy, that is all that matters!
BeeTee | February 3, 2010 at 3:36 am
Hayden: Hey Baby! You ready to get it on?
Klitschko: (Slams two fists downward and hits her hands) “I must break you!”
Cast Iron Cooking Utensils | Cooking Food in Cast iron | February 3, 2010 at 4:01 am
She is very pretty but that guy is too tall. This situation prove that “love is blind”.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 3, 2010 at 5:12 am
I laughed my ass off at the comments above. She is such a doll face.I want to see more pics of her!!! And #29 Please, post your own picture!!!I am dying to see what you look like!
Eva | February 3, 2010 at 5:13 am
And people laugh about me and my mans height diff (nothing in comparison to this, lol.) It’s going to give him back ache just bending down to kiss her!
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Hello! How’s the weather up there!?
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G&T | February 3, 2010 at 9:25 am
@15
For that to be true she’d need a little surgical upgrade on her chest don’t you think?
JPRichardson | February 3, 2010 at 10:15 am
I’m OK with interracial.. but… interspecies???
foto-devushek | February 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
haha so small))) Punch her)
Vibrators | February 3, 2010 at 11:33 am
Not sure who she is, but she looks hot!
Maniacfive | February 3, 2010 at 11:42 am
He must be splitting her in two every night. Nice work if you can get it.
Anonymous Realist | February 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I really hate this fat little troll, so I take great joy in the fact that she’s regularly getting her cervix smashed in by this beast.
arealcad | February 3, 2010 at 3:24 pm
His unit is thicker than her forearm.
BigOne | February 3, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Wellll….they sure do look ridiculous together. She must be searching for her “father figure”.
pork | February 3, 2010 at 10:02 pm
#14
I think you are right about the ear pinning thing, but i think that guy is way older than 30. he’s got that dangly chin thing starting to happen, that means he’s in his late 40s.
Pal | February 3, 2010 at 10:12 pm
“She’s so fucking hot and so petite ”
She’s short, but I wouldn’t say she’s petite.
sickitten | February 3, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Dark hair does wonders for her. She looks good!
Ally | February 3, 2010 at 11:52 pm
WRONG!!!!!
That’s the best way I could describe this.
kitchen and dining | February 4, 2010 at 4:03 am
OH! Its cool but the hight of a guy is too long………..
oh no | February 4, 2010 at 6:06 am
Wlad is hot, he used to go out with supermodel Karolina Kornkova.
Why he is bothering with this ugly little midget that looks about 7 years old is beyond me. He can do better and already has done. Get rid of Hayden, she looks like a little boy.
jonnyL | February 4, 2010 at 6:11 am
Hayden is so overated, she is also fat. She won’t age well. This guy should be dating someone like Miranda Kerr.