Hayden Panettiere cannot pull this look off

November 7th, 2008 // 126 Comments

Because she’s a big girl now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert last night. Of course, everyone knows you don’t go to a Madonna concert without looking super sexy. Unfortunately, in Hayden’s case, she ended up looking super FAIL. I think I speak for everybody when I say Hayden Panettiere should only be seen in her Heroes cheerleader outfit until she reaches the ripe old age of 102 like that other midget actor, what’s his face? Kevin Connolly.

NOTE: For those of you remembering my days of unbridled lust for Hayden, you ever fall in love with somebody then wake up one day and realize “Hey, you’re nothing like I thought you were”? That’s sort of what’s going on here. And, also, with the pizza I ordered last night. Anyone know how to get mushroom stains off of sheets?

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  1. the have what? idiot

  2. London

    In the last pic it looks like she stained her pants or is it semen? She needs to watch the TLC program What Not To Wear.

  3. jlylec

    i’d like to wipe that bright lipstick off with my weiner

  4. Rough Daddy

    in of which track juice

  5. gemini

    She is pigeon-toed with no neck, not to mention trying WAY too hard. She reminds me of HIllary Duff. I used to think she was cute but… not anymore. Brutal!

  6. You want to try again 54?

  7. Pos

    #55

    I remember in elementary school I faked being pigeon-toed so I could get out of class each week to go to posture class. Too bad Hayden did not go to posture class.

  8. cball

    I’d still hit it, cause, damn, the girl’s a walking pile of smoking hot no matter what she does. But she look uncomfortable here. Like, as soon as she got there, she decided she’d made a mistake. She looks terrified that one of her boobs is going to fall out. She’s terrified and awkward. C’mon Hayden. Know what’s you and what isn’t, and don’t choose big outings to experiment. That goes for women everywhere.

  9. Alex

    Those pants look like they are literally about to burst. The zipper is just barely holding up.

  10. listrapist

    1. A couple of breast implants, and she would be a 10/10.
    2. I reckon she looks better without make-up on.
    3. She is too old
    4. Nothing wrong with her shape, but it doesn’t suit her clothes. More clothes needed up top. Fewer clothes needed at the bottom.
    5. She has now gone down to #14 on my people-i-want-to-rape list.

  11. tp

    she makes me vomit

  12. tc

    She may not be able to pull the look off, but she is welcome to try to pull my cock off.

  13. Ted from LA

    She looks like someone smacked her with the world’s largest frying pan.

  14. Lou

    FLAT…

  15. Mia

    #60

    A woman does not have to have breast implants to look hot. And she is so flat that she would end up having stretch marks and it would look like two hard balls in her chest. She should wear cute spagetti strap dresses above the knee since she is flat chested and sometimes wear a padded bra with tight tops too and skirts above the knee too.

  16. Kahlee

    No no no, the hair, the lipsick, the outfit, the accessories. Dammit Hyden, take a good, long, critical look in the mirror before you leave the house next time. You are a pretty girl and you can look stunning.

  17. intermission

    her buttt is covered in white powder in the last pic….why didnt anyone slap-clean it for her?

  18. Luchi

    She looks healthy, which is refreshing after seeing 15 or so posts worth of anorexic, crackhead whores.

  19. Biraq Obamma

    Hayden, thanks for voting for me, now gimme all your money, cracker!!

  20. michaeldenmark

    bashing is easy, so I’ll say nothing

    don’t show chest

  21. fax

    who is this chunky chic? short legged and tart-looking imo.

  22. Lloyd Willingham III

    I always wanted to try midget sex

  23. Rabbit

    ***** She’s wearing a flesh-colored bodysuit under the jacket… Look at pic #1, you can see the material wrinkle a bit under her left boob.

  24. biteme

    During my travels through the internets, I came across what I thought to be Hayden Panettiere porn. Alas, it was just a very large black man and a blond midget whore. The journey continues….

  25. glammaniac

    I absolutely agree, she cannot ever pull this off!!!
    That cleveage.. sorry, but her boobs are nowhere to be seen! The red lipstick looks terrible on her and those pants make her legs look amorphous.
    She seems to be aware that she can’t pull it off and regretting it with every step..
    Poor thing.. fire your fashion stylist asap…

    @73: No, that’s just the reflection caused by the crystal thingy in the chain..

  26. tahnee

    jazz fingers!

  27. scabbeus

    There is nothing remotely attactive about this repulsive little skank. She looks like an American guy who moved to Thailand to become a transvestite.

  28. hayden hugging who

    Who is Hayden Panettiere hugging? Ryan Seacrest?

  29. God

    LOL @ # 69

    I can’t stop laughing at that…..

  30. Spinnaz

    Ahahaha, omfg she looks like a retarded female dwarf.

  31. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from http://www.bigbisexual.com it’s said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy’s name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

  32. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from http://www.bigbisexual.com it’s said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy’s name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

  33. bananaman

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  34. Somewhere, Mr. T is short some bling.

  35. deb

    That’s a female?

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That idiot should be institutionalized. Wait a minute…maybe it’s a halloween pic but what the shit is she dressed as?

    Hayden is to womanhood what Nick Hogan is to manhood. Hint: Nicks a fairy.

  36. rand

    Damn, that is what’s referred to as the “desperado”. What a dumb, ignorant, redneck, braindead doofus.

  37. James Huntley

    Trick or Treat!!!!

    Damn! That is one ugly dude!

  38. aint jamama

    I didn’t know there were any mongoloid midget gypsies in L.A. Oh well, learn something new every day.

  39. awww… hayden’s trying to be all grown up… bright red lipstick, a bun and a not so subtle flash of her cleavage… it’s like playing dress-up… halloween gone over-time…

  40. blahhh

    ew. no tits…pinched little face…too short…shapeless and chubby….and here she looks too old and too young all at once.

  41. Jackson'shole

    This bitch is getting uglier by the day.

  42. Rachel

    Umm…wow. Hayde’s a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

  43. Rachel

    Umm…wow. Hayden’s a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

  44. Rachel

    Umm…wow. Hayden’s a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

  45. This “LOOK” is the evedence this bunny wil “CRASH” sooner or later, folks!!
    ……………………BET?

  46. I LOVE her heels ! =O
    she doesn’t look that bad …

  47. kelley

    WAAAY too young for bright red lipstick !!

  48. JJ

    Epic Fail … how did she not know that she simply does not have the figure to pull that look off.

  49. Chuck

    I’d hid it again.

  50. missloopy

    73- that’s not a bodysuit, it’s a stick-on bra thing to prevent the nipple slip. girls with tiny boobs can wear those.

    its a horribly unflattering outfit on a pretty girl. it looks like she got tired of being called “cute” & tried to look grown-up hot…. but she just looks painfully uncomfortable in it.

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