- Jerry Seinfeld realizes he’s responsible for The Marriage Ref, right? Just checking. [Popeater]
- Megan Fox’s… ass? Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Danielle Staub’s face implant singing. [Dlisted]
- Emmy Rossum in leg warmers > Megan Fox’s “ass.” [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kristen Stewart is corsety. [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Hurley and Salma Hayek’s cleavage should fight in a dome where four breasts enter, only two breasts leave. (Or three. I’m not picky.) [Popoholic]
- Ashley Greene was the prelude to the Disney Labia Hour. [IDLYITW]
- Jeremy London to Jason London: “Why won’t you believe this story I obviously made up?” [The Fab Life]
- Helen Mirren is topless. — WHY?! [The Blemish]
- Vienna Girardi just wanted some cock. Is that a crime? [Huffington Post]
- Heidi Montag should be allowed to statutory rape Justin Bieber. Just for the jail time and look on his face afterward. “Her boobies smelt like my grandma’s couch…” [Amy Grindhouse]
- Nicole Richie had her probation extended? Can’t we tack some of that onto Lindsay’s? [ICYDK]
- Reese Witherspoon just made Jake Gyllenhaal start eating from a feed bag. [Socialite Life]
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Taz | June 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm
imagine the sex they have
noodle | June 22, 2010 at 5:21 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Gen | June 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm
hahaha
FrankNfrtr | June 22, 2010 at 7:30 pm
She should release the sex tape. Think of the $$
arealcad | June 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
69 is not a possibility.
James | June 23, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Yeah, 69 isn’t a possibility…because she can’t reach far enough! I’ll repeat Taz’s suggestion – just IMAGINE the sex, it’s mind-boggling. He probably DESTROYS her (*said in a Dolph Lundgren accent*)
RoadRage | June 22, 2010 at 5:12 pm
first?
scott | June 22, 2010 at 5:14 pm
First?
mitchhaase.wordpress.com | June 22, 2010 at 5:25 pm
If Hayden Panettiere and Matthew Mcconoghy fucked and had a baby it would look like T-Rex. Look at those short T-Rex arms on this stubby little whore.
Later,
Mitch
P.S. I am jerking off to recorded NFL games right now.
ALTuna | June 22, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Her being 3′ 8″ does kinda make every potential date a giant
Taz | June 22, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I’ll bet her vag looks like a giant open face roast beef sandwich
Richport's Ghost | June 22, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Well, her face already looks like an open face roast beef sandwich.
Bring out the Gimp | June 22, 2010 at 5:46 pm
She looks like a spitter……
Smaug | June 22, 2010 at 5:49 pm
looks like a pedo couple
Keno | June 22, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Ha! PedoBear victim.
Tracey | June 22, 2010 at 6:26 pm
My boy is 6 5 and I am 5 7 so what? Boring……
Jimbo | June 22, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Tracey, Are you as hot as Hayden?
susieq | June 22, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Hayden is maybe 5’1″ or 5’2″ and her guy is 6’6″. Much bigger difference between you and your guy.
Eric | June 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I’m 6′-6″ and my wife is 5′-4″. And the sex is… pretty much like every married couple.
FattyFatty2x4 | June 22, 2010 at 8:28 pm
sorry to hear that
Gen | June 22, 2010 at 8:32 pm
hahhahhaaaaa
susieq | June 22, 2010 at 11:43 pm
LOL
FattyFatty2x4 | June 23, 2010 at 6:59 am
thank you for the chuckles ladies or pretend ladies.
you’re good for my ego.
Mike Walker | June 22, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Non-existant?
juaquin ingles | June 22, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Zing!
Taz | June 22, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Good one
bar room hero | June 22, 2010 at 8:22 pm
She can bang this ‘giant’ any day.
Love petites. The best!
AppleBottom69 | June 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Are we guessing how long his shlong might be?
Gen, you go first?
sorro | June 22, 2010 at 9:15 pm
I’d imagine his penis touches her heart during sex.
Pantera | June 22, 2010 at 10:07 pm
AN OGRE AND A TROLL…. JUST LIKE A BROTHERS GRIMM STORY HOW FUCKING NICE.
clpierced | June 22, 2010 at 10:25 pm
i dont know how they have standing up sex. im 5’2 and i have a hard time…i bet they only do missionary..booooring! hmm im horny now.
AppleBottom69 | June 22, 2010 at 10:52 pm
does the cl stand for clit? just curious
well…it’s too late, it does in my mind
clpierced | June 22, 2010 at 11:57 pm
cooorrect
AppleBottom69 | June 23, 2010 at 6:55 am
elaborate pleez.
why, how, when, where, who, what?
Yep | July 5, 2010 at 3:21 am
Attention whore, much?
captain america | June 22, 2010 at 11:48 pm
I’m sure this is a funny kid………….
Rhialto | June 23, 2010 at 2:27 am
I think it must be amazing to talk to a chest and always getting answered by a thunderous voice from above.
Darth | June 23, 2010 at 2:30 am
That could explain her hairdo.
Nero | June 23, 2010 at 2:40 am
I think it’s clear now that she’d like very rough sex (read:medieval torture methods).
Gando | June 23, 2010 at 2:56 am
It’s quite a drastic way to get rid of her child star stigma.
Darth | June 23, 2010 at 3:37 am
I guess that Hayden Panettiere did see the movie ‘Moonraker’ and was quite impressed. .
Nero | June 23, 2010 at 8:16 am
The curse of the child star .. Could she be a ticking time bomb?!
truth | June 23, 2010 at 9:56 am
skinny fat and no tits…blah
Wob | June 23, 2010 at 9:59 am
AW wook at how wittle it is
Eric | June 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
Listen up all you fucktards – this girl is cuter than anything you’ll ever bang in your pathetic life, so sit behind your keyboard with your pants around your ankles and continue to jack off to anime jap chicks. Fucking losers.
eric sucks | June 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
My name is eric and I am defender of the midget interwebs.
Eric's ego | June 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
That last comment really hurt.
SpaghettiCat | June 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
ITS A WOOKIE!
chuck d | June 23, 2010 at 10:57 am
She looks like Kendra with tiny tities in the first photo