Hayden Panettiere is Still Banging a Giant and Other News

- Jerry Seinfeld realizes he’s responsible for The Marriage Ref, right? Just checking. [Popeater]

- Megan Fox’s… ass? Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Danielle Staub’s face implant singing. [Dlisted]

- Emmy Rossum in leg warmers > Megan Fox’s “ass.” [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Stewart is corsety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Elizabeth Hurley and Salma Hayek’s cleavage should fight in a dome where four breasts enter, only two breasts leave. (Or three. I’m not picky.) [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene was the prelude to the Disney Labia Hour. [IDLYITW]

- Jeremy London to Jason London: “Why won’t you believe this story I obviously made up?” [The Fab Life]

- Helen Mirren is topless. — WHY?! [The Blemish]

- Vienna Girardi just wanted some cock. Is that a crime? [Huffington Post]

- Heidi Montag should be allowed to statutory rape Justin Bieber. Just for the jail time and look on his face afterward. “Her boobies smelt like my grandma’s couch…” [Amy Grindhouse]

- Nicole Richie had her probation extended? Can’t we tack some of that onto Lindsay’s? [ICYDK]

- Reese Witherspoon just made Jake Gyllenhaal start eating from a feed bag. [Socialite Life]

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