Hayden Panettiere is Still Banging a Giant and Other News

June 22nd, 2010 // 78 Comments

- Jerry Seinfeld realizes he’s responsible for The Marriage Ref, right? Just checking. [Popeater]

- Megan Fox’s… ass? Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Danielle Staub’s face implant singing. [Dlisted]

- Emmy Rossum in leg warmers > Megan Fox’s “ass.” [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Stewart is corsety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Elizabeth Hurley and Salma Hayek’s cleavage should fight in a dome where four breasts enter, only two breasts leave. (Or three. I’m not picky.) [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene was the prelude to the Disney Labia Hour. [IDLYITW]

- Jeremy London to Jason London: “Why won’t you believe this story I obviously made up?” [The Fab Life]

- Helen Mirren is topless. — WHY?! [The Blemish]

- Vienna Girardi just wanted some cock. Is that a crime? [Huffington Post]

- Heidi Montag should be allowed to statutory rape Justin Bieber. Just for the jail time and look on his face afterward. “Her boobies smelt like my grandma’s couch…” [Amy Grindhouse]

- Nicole Richie had her probation extended? Can’t we tack some of that onto Lindsay’s? [ICYDK]

- Reese Witherspoon just made Jake Gyllenhaal start eating from a feed bag. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Taz

    imagine the sex they have

  2. RoadRage


  3. scott


  4. skoulikimou
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    first !!

    i always want to do so

  5. mitchhaase.wordpress.com

    If Hayden Panettiere and Matthew Mcconoghy fucked and had a baby it would look like T-Rex. Look at those short T-Rex arms on this stubby little whore.



    P.S. I am jerking off to recorded NFL games right now.

  6. best evah
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    first fred durst

  7. raging boner
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    This is like the most boring girl ever. She’s like 18 going on 50 and has no soul or rhythm. Total poser.

  8. ALTuna

    Her being 3′ 8″ does kinda make every potential date a giant

  9. hohoho
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    the sex has got to be crazy.

  10. Taz

    I’ll bet her vag looks like a giant open face roast beef sandwich

  11. Bring out the Gimp
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    dwarf fetish……… if i gave her a little red hood and placed her amongst your garden gnomes, u wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

  12. Bring out the Gimp

    She looks like a spitter……

  13. Smaug

    looks like a pedo couple

  14. Dood
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    That guys member has got to equal about 28% of Haydens total mass.. Physics tells us it shouldn’t fit inside her.

  15. Tracey

    My boy is 6 5 and I am 5 7 so what? Boring……

  16. John
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    your other news links are not working for me. I use an Apple computer.

  17. CAl Jammer
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  18. Eric

    I’m 6′-6″ and my wife is 5′-4″. And the sex is… pretty much like every married couple.

  19. 23
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    she’s hot…and that dude is fuckin huge, an ogre.

  20. Mike Walker


  21. Stevie Ray
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    Hey, Superficial. There something wrong with the new website. I hit ‘View Full Size’ and the girl on the right side of the page looks like a little tiny midget person….oh wait a minute. Never mind.

  22. Clem
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    He’s 5’6″.

  23. bar room hero

    She can bang this ‘giant’ any day.

    Love petites. The best!

  24. AppleBottom69

    Are we guessing how long his shlong might be?
    Gen, you go first?

  25. Jack Armstrong "The All-American Boy"
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    I still think he puts his dick in soft and listens to her bones crack as it gets hard.

    Jeez, here’s a thought. Do you suppose he’s banging that tiny little asshole? I hope he doesn’t rip her in two.

  26. sorro

    I’d imagine his penis touches her heart during sex.

  27. BC
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    That is a paedophile who is afraid to break the law.

    • chuck d

      BC you are a dumb ass that can’t spell, what does you mom only let you date tall fat girls?

      • NF

        Chuck D, you seriously are retarded. I’m assuming you are questioning his spelling of the word paedophile, which in fact is the correct spelling, not the dumbed down american spelling.

  28. Pantera


  29. i dont know how they have standing up sex. im 5’2 and i have a hard time…i bet they only do missionary..booooring! hmm im horny now.

  30. captain america

    I’m sure this is a funny kid………….

  31. Rhialto

    I think it must be amazing to talk to a chest and always getting answered by a thunderous voice from above.

  32. Nero

    I think it’s clear now that she’d like very rough sex (read:medieval torture methods).

  33. Gando

    It’s quite a drastic way to get rid of her child star stigma.

  34. Darth

    I guess that Hayden Panettiere did see the movie ‘Moonraker’ and was quite impressed. .

  35. shankyouverymuch
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    Is that Sasquatch really her boyfriend!?

    Wow dreamy – a tight, ultra tight little thing like that & a giant piece of man-meat … now that’s my idea of ‘the best of times’

    Although I’ve got to think that the ultra tightness isn’t going to last too long. That big eastern European cock will make sure of that-

  36. Nero

    The curse of the child star .. Could she be a ticking time bomb?!

  37. truth
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    midget is the definition of skinny fat…blah

  38. classydirtychick
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    MY GOD he’s Massive..!!

    or is she just reeeeeeeeeeeeaaally reeeeally small.

    Love men with big noses. and big muscles. yum.

  39. truth

    skinny fat and no tits…blah

  40. Wob

    AW wook at how wittle it is

  41. Eric

    Listen up all you fucktards – this girl is cuter than anything you’ll ever bang in your pathetic life, so sit behind your keyboard with your pants around your ankles and continue to jack off to anime jap chicks. Fucking losers.

  42. willibis
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    animés d une grosse tendresse reciproque. c est simplement beau.

  43. chuck d

    She looks like Kendra with tiny tities in the first photo

  44. tom
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    That guy’s going to make a canoe out of her on their wedding night. Save the cheerleader!

  45. tim
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    he´s a pro boxer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wladimir_Klitschko
    Ukrainian heavyweight boxer. Klitschko is the unified IBF, WBO, IBO and Ring Magazine Champion of the world. His older brother, Vitali Klitschko, is the current WBC world heavyweight champion.

  46. Hayley
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    Hayden an her boyfriend are precious.

  47. Fuck Off & Die
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    stop talking about her. she bores me.

  48. laura
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    Her boyfriend’s face looks like it got with a baseball hat. Really tall men are hot though so I guess that’s not really relevant. I would get with both of them. ^^

  49. g!
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