Is There A Reason Hayden Panettiere’s Having Sex With JWoww In The Ocean?

September 3rd, 2013 // 34 Comments

“Please, I just want to get drunk with my friends. Why are you doing this?!”
“I’m the Leprechaun! Heeheehohoho!”
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOTE: I respect that the real and “factual” story here is Hayden getting her misspelled tattoo removed, but I still think it’s important to focus on the leprechaun rape. We can’t just pretend we don’t see it.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    ‘See. if I pull your flesh up like this, your boobs look perky enough to distract from your busted face.’

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    Uh??

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    If this is Jwow she took her tits out

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    boof
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    Her bikini looks like sunglasses on a pair of googly eyes

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    juju
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    That is an ugly looking chest.

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    Cock Dr
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    Miami Beach Labor Day weekend scene 2013.
    They had to know there were cameras snapping away; was this a calculated famewhore media ploy…or were they that dumb/drunk/high? Is this just innocent beach summertime frolic and the site is just putting a lurid blog headline spin for page clicks?
    I welcome other opinions on this weighty matter..

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    Frank Burns
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    Somehow in Hayden’s mind, bimbo floating is revenge for dwarf tossing.

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    Wladimir Klitschko
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    Dude body

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    PumpkinBob
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    Fun fact: That happens when the skin undergoes trauma. Trauma such as severe bruising, abrasion and/or whipping.

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    john
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    looks like she is getting ready to chow down

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    CT
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    Where did JWOW’s boobs go?

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    The tattoo and the fame are
    (as Bunsen and Beaker said in Muppets From Space)
    “sadly temporary”.

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    Shrinkage?

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    Kissable VERY kissable!!!

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    Josh
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    Meanwhile, in Mexico, DARPA tests new flotation devices.

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    her implants are one small shift away from joining into one moderately sized uni-boob.

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    what’s happening here? Is she molting her skin in preparation of transforming from her midget pupae form into an adult Amazon warrior?

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    JohnnyHildo
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    You have to hold them by the flippers for awhile, so they can rest and and get oxygen, before releasing them to join the rest of the pod.

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    That was really thoughtful of JWoww, taking her boobs out and leaving them in a bowl on the nightstand before meeting Hayden.

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    “You have to wash and shave under here, too.”

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    “OK, Ms. Panettiere, we’re ready to do laser off more of that tattoo. Remove all of your clothes and get on you hands and knees…”

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    Kodos
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    open-flesh wound + ocean water = hello MRSA!

    JWoww must be immune.

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    Noooooooooooooooooooooo. She’s got one of those holes in her chest….

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    The O
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    This is probably as close as Hayden ever will get to her dream of saving a whale.

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    Teddy
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    Am i the only one that has a boner

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    Teddy
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    Hayden how many fingers do you want in your ass?

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    tlmck
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    Watch out for the blow hole!

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    Ms Swan
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    C’mon, J-Wow, just the tip?

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    Pectus excavatum.

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    abs
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    jwoww’s clay face melts when she’s exposed to water. should’ve been put in the kiln.

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