Is There A Reason Hayden Panettiere’s Having Sex With JWoww In The Ocean?

“Please, I just want to get drunk with my friends. Why are you doing this?!”
“I’m the Leprechaun! Heeheehohoho!”

NOTE: I respect that the real and “factual” story here is Hayden getting her misspelled tattoo removed, but I still think it’s important to focus on the leprechaun rape. We can’t just pretend we don’t see it.

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