It’s Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

July 9th, 2012 // 39 Comments

*moves lever from Classy back to Smut position*

Here’s Hayden Panettiere spending last week with Scotty McKnight in Mexico, and remember when I used to be freakishly obsessed with her but then she stopped wearing a cheerleader outfit on Heroes and turned 18? Those events were entirely coincidental. (My official stance is giant fucking. She lost me with the giant fucking.) Just like these bikini photos of Stephen Baldwin‘s daughter Hailey that somehow ended up in this post. My computer does that by itself sometimes. It thinks it’s European.

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. To think, Leprechauns were a persecuted people just 20 years ago. No they’re having swimsuit models…

  2. Grand Dragon

    She really must have regenerative powers. How else could her little ass survive sex with that sasquatch Klitschko?

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    Note to self: when walking around the patio, remove sunglasses to avoid stabbing self with patio chair.

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    Yep, that’s the one.

  5. Dan Quayle


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    why is that dude wearing a bikini top?

  7. Hayden Panettiere Bikini
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    “Hmm. This gives me an idea.”

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    That upper body is entering A-Rod territory, but the lower half makes up for it.

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    Nasty Butler
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    Good God almighty. I would could make some serious midget porn with her.

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    Nasty Butler
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    ….and I’m finished.

  11. Flame on

    Nice ass

  12. El Jefe

    Delicious little thing. Hot midget sex.

  13. I wouldn’t do her with Jennifer Nicole Lee’s dick.

  14. Dude of Dudes

    To be fair, anyone she bangs is technically a giant in comparison. Oh hey Tom Cruise….didnt see you standing there. My bad.

  15. lg

    Upper body is a little muscular, but at least no pancake ass or sharp knees. Better than the usual.

    • mismy

      Tony, we know it’s you!!!!! Tricky little troll you are, with your 25 different screen names, but you still can’t disguise your mentally deranged viewpoints on how anyone under 500 pounds is a hideous, anorexic, crackhead little boy…. yeahhhhh

      • lily (mismy) is a jealous pig

        Was Tony the guy who molested you?… you know, before the eating disorders started?;)

  16. elephantman

    Kinda looks like a boy.

  17. kimmykimkim

    That chest cave is killing me. Cute bikini though. I like the color. There. Something positive!

  18. I’d like to Panettrate that!

  19. SeeAlice

    Does she fall under ADA guidelines to be classified as a midget ?

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    Joaquin ingles
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    “FUCK they made this stupid yellow brick road hard to follow!”

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    The Royal Penis
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    “One midget to rule them all, one midget to find them,
    One midget to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”

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    She’s taking shade under a an umbrella she kept from a cocktail

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    Nice pooper, but tlmck’s right. She’s a broadback and should live in the jungle.

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    she has a beautiful face but her body is stumpy and wide

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    I would do unimaginable things to her cute little midget butt.

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    I’d love to spread her cheeks and get to work…rimjob, the works.

  27. dr.jimmy

    Perfect petite blonde angel.

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    I fuckin love her body!

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    That’s what I’m talkin about.

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    The things I would do to her. I love short, sexy women.

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    Practicing her midget body fitness pose.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Que bundão!

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Mais uma foto do bundão é sempre bem vinda. Pena que esse pano verde está atrapalhando um pouco…

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    c7a fait plaisir d’avoir anatut de photos de notre Deden, elle e9tait de plus en plus rare (a). La bande annonce de Carmel vient de sortir sinon ♥

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    OMG hayden becaz she has a great cslsay look and always rules the blonde hair it soo works 4 her!!! Great style, great body, and great actress!! sooo Hayden 4evr

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