*moves lever from Classy back to Smut position*
Here’s Hayden Panettiere spending last week with Scotty McKnight in Mexico, and remember when I used to be freakishly obsessed with her but then she stopped wearing a cheerleader outfit on Heroes and turned 18? Those events were entirely coincidental. (My official stance is giant fucking. She lost me with the giant fucking.) Just like these bikini photos of Stephen Baldwin‘s daughter Hailey that somehow ended up in this post. My computer does that by itself sometimes. It thinks it’s European.