- This review of Taylor Swift‘s new album that’s entirely about Jake Gyllenhaal has me certain they never dated as much as he opened a car door for her which she interpreted as they’re married. [Lainey Gossip]
- Iranian Facebook chicks are terrible. I’m now onboard with bombing them. [theCHIVE]
- Honey Boo Boo shuts down Dr. Drew and now I’m starting to like this kid. Goddammit. [Dlisted]
- How The Cat Photo and Porn Dispenser responded to last night’s debate. [BuzzFeed]
- Maria Menounos‘ curves will own you. [Popoholic]
- Robert Pattinson talks about crying and love-making. Go to him. [TooFab]
- The Internet wants Community and it wants it NOW. [IDLYITW]
- Hello, Susan Sarandon‘s daughter. How are you today? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steven Spielberg was bullied as a kid. Did George Lucas do it? I bet it was Lucas. [FilmDrunk]
- Elisabetta Canalis understands Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- I recognize the chick who hates her spite-baby, but who’s the little boy in the red shirt? [Just Jared]
- Superman is quitting The Daily Planet because comic books are hip to the times, cool cats. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Have what ? Those earrings ? No, I think those are new.
Better today than 20 years ago.
Wrinkles?
I think they mean her Cans??
and im going to say no
they used to be smaller
three kids made them nice and plump.
Her cans have to be better than her Tori Spelling’s baseball bat tits.
Always have what, eyes?
I sincerely thought this was Melanie Griffith and was wondering what her surgeon did this time.
I don’t know whether or not she had them before, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t have them now…and, goddamnit, I-I-I-I LIKE ‘EM!
Mom?
Yep!