Did Jennie Garth Always Have These? And Other News

The Superficial / October 23, 2012

- This review of Taylor Swift’s new album that’s entirely about Jake Gyllenhaal has me certain they never dated as much as he opened a car door for her which she interpreted as they’re married. [Lainey Gossip]

- Iranian Facebook chicks are terrible. I’m now onboard with bombing them. [theCHIVE]

- Honey Boo Boo shuts down Dr. Drew and now I’m starting to like this kid. Goddammit. [Dlisted]

- How The Cat Photo and Porn Dispenser responded to last night’s debate. [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounos’ curves will own you. [Popoholic]

- Robert Pattinson talks about crying and love-making. Go to him. [TooFab]

- The Internet wants Community and it wants it NOW. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Susan Sarandon’s daughter. How are you today? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Steven Spielberg was bullied as a kid. Did George Lucas do it? I bet it was Lucas. [FilmDrunk]

- Elisabetta Canalis understands Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I recognize the chick who hates her spite-baby, but who’s the little boy in the red shirt? [Just Jared]

- Superman is quitting The Daily Planet because comic books are hip to the times, cool cats. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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