Here’s Paris Hilton celebrating New Year’s Eve at The Bongo Virus party in Sydney. Hold on, she’s in the future already?! Jesus, how did this happen? Aw man, she’s going to get VD all over 2009 before we even get there. Guess I better start practicing having it burn when I pee. Anyone got a lighter?
Happy New Year! I think. Goddammit, Paris…
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bush | December 31, 2008 at 3:34 pm
happy new year
CC | December 31, 2008 at 3:36 pm
First Bitches
Captain Sprocket | December 31, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Christ those legs are fugly…
Max Planck | December 31, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Who’s the good looking one in the middle?
scabbeus | December 31, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen – the Lesionettes!
Thumperchica | December 31, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Is it me or does Nicky Hilton look like “Roller Girl” from Boogie Nights?
Happy New Year!
Cornelius | December 31, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Ugliest legs ever? On both.
the next year's year | December 31, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Hopefully she’ll catch something called the bongo virus. Is her sister wearing the hottest new fashion of 2009, the trash bag?! OMG, so hottt!
Julie Ann | December 31, 2008 at 4:08 pm
They have cooties.
Ripper | December 31, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Damn… those legs made my dick retreat to it’s safe haven… the Katy Perry in a bikini post.
Pathetic Worm | December 31, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Paris’ises wonk-eye is so endearing and vulnerable. I want to pluck it from that stupid head of hers and envelope it in love.
toolboy | December 31, 2008 at 4:16 pm
WTF is she doing with Christina’s husband?
missy | December 31, 2008 at 4:18 pm
a happy new year would be if paris was dead
dude | December 31, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I thought this might be the two champs of the “2009 World’s Grossest Legs Contest”.
p | December 31, 2008 at 4:36 pm
they both have really weird looking legs…
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 31, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Im going to avoid those who wished me a 2008 last year…
Jjs | December 31, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I feel kinda left out since the rest of the world is already in 2009. :(
The Laughing G-D | December 31, 2008 at 5:11 pm
For some reason pic 6 made me flash on all those stories of people in, “real America,” who get kidnapped and anally probed by aliens. Someone should check if these incidents occur more frequently when Paris is in the area.
Damien | December 31, 2008 at 5:43 pm
So when is the new Porno coming out? We all know that every time Paris gets burgled she “releases” a new porno. It’s time for “Another Night in Paris 3″.
By the way is it me or does she look pregnant in some of those shots?
bathturd | December 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Horrible knees, damn!
London is Calling. | December 31, 2008 at 6:04 pm
WTF happened to Paris Hilton? What is that web of chicken skin under her armpit? Does this girl never work out? The future will not be kind to Paris.
mrs | December 31, 2008 at 6:11 pm
DIE BITCHES DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balls McCoy | December 31, 2008 at 6:16 pm
SWORD FIGHT!
Cali | December 31, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Nicky had her nose done…
…still fug Nicky
Stabby the Guard | December 31, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Damn! Those bitches are getting old quick!
jon | December 31, 2008 at 7:13 pm
i’d stick my hot dick in her hot vagina
bootlips | December 31, 2008 at 7:45 pm
How long do you think it will take the neegers to kill their first innocent victim? I’m guessing 12:00:01am.
STevec | December 31, 2008 at 8:08 pm
damn they’re both bony as sculpin
itoldyouso | December 31, 2008 at 8:38 pm
How do girls with disposable cash manage to always look so cheap? I swear — all their clothes look like they come straight from Walmart (no offense intended to Walmart). When you’re outlclassed by the Olsen twins you know you’re in trouble.
?????? ????? ?? ????? ????? ???? | December 31, 2008 at 8:54 pm
yes, this is sexiest lady i have ever seen. but two other womens on sides, both need food and no shave, please.
hawr | December 31, 2008 at 9:21 pm
bad legs must run in the familyl…
you | December 31, 2008 at 9:22 pm
wonky eye hahaha
joho777 | December 31, 2008 at 9:27 pm
This is a beautiful lesson for women everywhere.
“Heavy makeup does NOT make you attractive! ”
As you can see, it doesn’t even help you pass for human.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
Guest | December 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
grobpilot | December 31, 2008 at 9:45 pm
#34-39: We get it, dumb fuck. She’s got REALLY short legs
Delgo | December 31, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Boknees.
Delgo | December 31, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Oh, & #34-39: They get it, dumb fuck. She’s got REALLY short legs
anthonyOA | December 31, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Both are looking quite haggard lately.
anthonyOA | December 31, 2008 at 9:54 pm
although… i suppose my knees would look like that too had i spent most of 2008 on them.
Abhishek | December 31, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Wish you all a very happy new year !!
gustov | December 31, 2008 at 11:30 pm
what’s up with Nicky’s three knee caps?
Book | January 1, 2009 at 12:05 am
FIRST of the new year
friendlyfires | January 1, 2009 at 12:07 am
Happy Burning Penis New Year Soup Or Fish Al Wry – Duh!
Say, The Superficial should have it’s own party in the desert festival – Except, instead of Burning Man – Burning Penis! A giant wooden penis bonfire to the sky. It’ll be awesome. We’ll sacrifice Paris, Amy, Lindsey, all the usual suspects, oh, yeah, this is gonna’ be the event of 2009.
gerard Vandenberg | January 1, 2009 at 1:50 am
BIGFOOT & the hiltons?
YEP……………………………………………………………they’re here, all right!!
EuroNeckPain | January 1, 2009 at 3:16 am
If this continues, skinny will be out of fashion FAST.