So, one of two things need to happen here:
1. She stays her in there permanently.
2. We inform the entire Middle East this machine is how the Great Satan derives its power. (Which if they’re reading, is true along with a warm infidel-y center. Allahu Akbar.)
I’m cool either way.
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Look- they found a way to contain the spread of herpes!!! They should order those plastic balls for the whole cast.
WIN.
In Soviet Russia, Snooki in Balls!
Hey now I got it, this is just like in that mexican game “pinata” just that if u break it open you get a flush of venereal diseases instead of sweets..
Well I’ll be damned, she does look like a hamster.
And then obviously by divine direction, every bulb burned out except for a flickering “no”.
I don’t understand. We can clearly read the message, yet the crowd did not seem to respond by pulling her down & ransacking the MTV production.
They must have all been terribly, terribly drunk.
Is there any way to convince them to leave her in there?
It is yet noon here but I wish I was a drunk as her right now :(
Worst New Year ever and it hasn’t started yet.
New Year’s was Awesome. :)
They should suicide bomb celeb gossip site headquarters like your apartment, Fish!
Happy New Year!
It’s barely noon in cali, why are you taking off already? you are the laziest blogger on the planet dude.
She’s just nasty, that’s all. Pure nasty.
After causing millions of balls to retract Snooki finally makes one drop. Oh the humanity!
FTW
looks like a hamster in one of those plastic balls.
You take that back. That’s an insult to hamsters.
is like having sex with an oompa loompa and can we just get rid the whole jersey shore douchebags?
You know it just smells like beer, farts, and yeast in that ball.
We can only hope that it will fall fast and hard.
it’s probably only a foot off the ground anyway.
Could that not be filled up with the vomit of everyone who ever watched Jersey shore?
One can only hope that instead of the ball dropping, the bottom drops *out* of the ball!! BOO-YAH!
Happy New Year all.
Disposable Plastic Drink Cup – nice classy touch.
I know, where is she, a house party? But really, is there a need to waste a plastic champagne flute on her.
Fidh and Fish followers–thanks for all the laughs this year. Happy 2011.
I’ll second that! Happy new year everybody, let’s make it a good one.
We love you, Fish! Happy new year and thanks for the laughs!
Ladies & pervs, start your drinking.
did any officials check beforehand that she was wearing underwear?
One went in; he didn’t come back alive.
Please god,… I know I don’t ask for much but could you PLEASE have let it slipped the the minds of the “ball construction crew” to put air holes in that thing.
Well… that and Feleicia Day, you get me Felecia Day and you suffocate the snookie in a ball and I’ll convert every som’bitch on this planet or they’ll die in my trying.
Also please let me know which particular god myth I should adhere to in doing so. (I’m rooting for Olympian gods but just let me know)
http://cocoperez.com/2010-12-31-snooki-launching-party-ball-pendant-at-midnight/?from=PH
If it’s like every other hamster ball, she’s going to poop in that thing several times in the first 10 minutes. I have no reason to believe this will be different from every other hamster ball.
lol
New Jersey displays the filthiest , dirtiest , dumpster whore, displated above the city for all to see. Classic.
Snooki was born in Chile and grew up in New York…
Meh…I get up in the morning, drink coffee then drop a Snooki in bowl every day.
What an embarrassment. That… *thing* was the best person (and I use the term “person” lightly) the people running New York’s New Year’s Eve celebration could come up with?
Pathetic… I’m ashamed to have been born there now =(
Um… it isn’t in Times Square. It is Seaside Heights in NJ. MTV planned to drop Snooki from its Times Square headquarters but relocated after an objection by Times Square Alliance.
I (as a native NYer) am kind of ashamed that you actually thought that that shitty hamster ball was Times Square quality.
can that not be filled with the vomit of everyone who has seen jersey shore and everyone in it?
PLEASE GOD!! LET IT BLOW UP!!!
so… how far do they drop it?
I fucking hate these jersey people.
I can’t wait to support them all on welfare in a few years.
Drop the fucking thing in the Atlantic Ocean off the Jersey Shore.
hehe too drunk to ..anything. I even wished Happy Birthday to a few ppl…
Happy Nrw Year!!!
LMAO – Happy Birthday!
Happy New Years freaks.
:)
quick someone toss her over Niagara falls
Happy NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
This chic makes my hamster look so classy…
Happy New Year, fish and readers! lots of blessings, Feliz Año Nuevo!!
got to jerk off to Avril Lavigne on tv ,yeah!!!!
i was thinking the same thing, but wanted to see how many hours i can go into the new year without doing that..
well looking at Snooki then seeing Avril in a mini. that was too much.
I missed Avril, so i better see some drunken panty butt flash pictures of her on here Monday ;)
depends on wether her or not she will allow it. anyway she still looks the same.
had a dream Avril had big fake hooters like Heidi and i tit fucked her and my goo was all over her face. then threatened she would charge me for rape if i didn’t become a vegan.
this isn’t the first time a drunken crowd cheered while Snooki went down on something.
Win.
do not want to know.
That hamster is sooo BIG, it killed a leopard and took its’ skin for a robe!
Awww damn……I was hoping this was the start of the next “SAW” movie
Is this first contact? That’s a nasty looking alien!
A Happy New Year to all of you and all the best for 2011!
I love that she got her own ball (which I actually thought they should launch into space), her own sponsored, paid party and she’s STILL drinking from a red Solo cup. Trashbag!
Who the fuck really gives a shit about this stupid bitch?
Me, nicknamed Innocius The Innocent, like to wish you all a peaceful and great 2011!
Could they not let the free fall the ball from 1000 meters with her inside??
Okay, when do they fill the ball up with cement?
Proof that “Snookis” aint born, they hatch.
Lick my balls.
You can tell that she’s from that region but she might be the weirdest looking miner i’ve ever seen.
Was it all about Snooki to be pulled up as the last miner? Why didn’t they tell us!
Maybe it’s because most of them have better identification with Snooki?
Half a brain cell – check
Curious looks – check
Giant ego – check
Loud mouthed – check
Attention whores – check
Uncultivated – check
No talent – check
Must i continue?
Maybe Snooki has some. But how about loveless, hateful and unthankful?
They’ve a whole lot imagination. That’s for sure.
Imagine them without wigs and design clothing. :::Shudder:::
Ugly entities what they’re. It shimmers through in there being.
Pssssst….. We know that whole Hollywood is waiting for this ugly and old one thing…… Just a little tip of the veil: Mugshot…….
the safe zone image:AVRIL LAVIGNE in a gold one piece mini on her brusied knees.
There isn’t a bigger sin in our eyes than a traitor … And the whole world was watching.