Happy New Year!

December 31st, 2010 // 106 Comments

So, one of two things need to happen here:

1. She stays her in there permanently.
2. We inform the entire Middle East this machine is how the Great Satan derives its power. (Which if they’re reading, is true along with a warm infidel-y center. Allahu Akbar.)

I’m cool either way.

Back on Monday. Keep it safe out there,

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  1. Dr. Astroglide

    Look- they found a way to contain the spread of herpes!!! They should order those plastic balls for the whole cast.

  2. Well I’ll be damned, she does look like a hamster.

  3. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    And then obviously by divine direction, every bulb burned out except for a flickering “no”.

    • Cock Dr

      I don’t understand. We can clearly read the message, yet the crowd did not seem to respond by pulling her down & ransacking the MTV production.
      They must have all been terribly, terribly drunk.

  4. Snooki
    Larissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there any way to convince them to leave her in there?

  5. It is yet noon here but I wish I was a drunk as her right now :(
    Worst New Year ever and it hasn’t started yet.

  6. Pompous

    They should suicide bomb celeb gossip site headquarters like your apartment, Fish!
    Happy New Year!

  7. Romulus

    It’s barely noon in cali, why are you taking off already? you are the laziest blogger on the planet dude.

  8. ewwwwwwwww

    She’s just nasty, that’s all. Pure nasty.

  9. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    After causing millions of balls to retract Snooki finally makes one drop. Oh the humanity!

  10. looks like a hamster in one of those plastic balls.

  11. McFeely Smackup

    You know it just smells like beer, farts, and yeast in that ball.

  12. Kia

    We can only hope that it will fall fast and hard.

  13. Snooki
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Could that not be filled up with the vomit of everyone who ever watched Jersey shore?

  14. bitingontinfoil

    One can only hope that instead of the ball dropping, the bottom drops *out* of the ball!! BOO-YAH!

    Happy New Year all.

  15. brit

    Disposable Plastic Drink Cup – nice classy touch.

    • Jen

      I know, where is she, a house party? But really, is there a need to waste a plastic champagne flute on her.

  16. Carolyn

    Fidh and Fish followers–thanks for all the laughs this year. Happy 2011.

  17. Cock Dr

    Ladies & pervs, start your drinking.

  18. brit

    did any officials check beforehand that she was wearing underwear?

  19. Banquo

    Please god,… I know I don’t ask for much but could you PLEASE have let it slipped the the minds of the “ball construction crew” to put air holes in that thing.

    Well… that and Feleicia Day, you get me Felecia Day and you suffocate the snookie in a ball and I’ll convert every som’bitch on this planet or they’ll die in my trying.
    Also please let me know which particular god myth I should adhere to in doing so. (I’m rooting for Olympian gods but just let me know)

  20. mcfeely smackup

    If it’s like every other hamster ball, she’s going to poop in that thing several times in the first 10 minutes. I have no reason to believe this will be different from every other hamster ball.

  21. jojo

    New Jersey displays the filthiest , dirtiest , dumpster whore, displated above the city for all to see. Classic.

  22. anonymous

    Meh…I get up in the morning, drink coffee then drop a Snooki in bowl every day.

  23. Bastardo

    What an embarrassment. That… *thing* was the best person (and I use the term “person” lightly) the people running New York’s New Year’s Eve celebration could come up with?

    Pathetic… I’m ashamed to have been born there now =(

    • suck it

      Um… it isn’t in Times Square. It is Seaside Heights in NJ. MTV planned to drop Snooki from its Times Square headquarters but relocated after an objection by Times Square Alliance.
      I (as a native NYer) am kind of ashamed that you actually thought that that shitty hamster ball was Times Square quality.

  24. Tom

    can that not be filled with the vomit of everyone who has seen jersey shore and everyone in it?

  25. PLEASE GOD!! LET IT BLOW UP!!!

  26. gloriousending

    so… how far do they drop it?

  27. Snooki
    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    I fucking hate these jersey people.

    I can’t wait to support them all on welfare in a few years.

  28. LJ

    Drop the fucking thing in the Atlantic Ocean off the Jersey Shore.

  29. gogo

    hehe too drunk to ..anything. I even wished Happy Birthday to a few ppl…
    Happy Nrw Year!!!

  30. Happy New Years freaks.

    :)

  31. Flip-The-Truck

    quick someone toss her over Niagara falls

  32. lightdragon

    Happy NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

  33. lils

    This chic makes my hamster look so classy…

    Happy New Year, fish and readers! lots of blessings, Feliz Año Nuevo!!

  34. lightdragon

    got to jerk off to Avril Lavigne on tv ,yeah!!!!

  35. Flip-The-Truck

    I missed Avril, so i better see some drunken panty butt flash pictures of her on here Monday ;)

    • lightdragon

      depends on wether her or not she will allow it. anyway she still looks the same.

      had a dream Avril had big fake hooters like Heidi and i tit fucked her and my goo was all over her face. then threatened she would charge me for rape if i didn’t become a vegan.

  36. dude

    this isn’t the first time a drunken crowd cheered while Snooki went down on something.

  37. Pangulin

    That hamster is sooo BIG, it killed a leopard and took its’ skin for a robe!

  38. Hfire3

    Awww damn……I was hoping this was the start of the next “SAW” movie

  39. Rhialto

    Is this first contact? That’s a nasty looking alien!

  40. Rhialto

    A Happy New Year to all of you and all the best for 2011!

  41. Jacq

    I love that she got her own ball (which I actually thought they should launch into space), her own sponsored, paid party and she’s STILL drinking from a red Solo cup. Trashbag!

  42. Mr. Ridiculous

    Who the fuck really gives a shit about this stupid bitch?

  43. Nero

    Me, nicknamed Innocius The Innocent, like to wish you all a peaceful and great 2011!

  44. Snooki
    Bigo
    Commented on this photo:

    Could they not let the free fall the ball from 1000 meters with her inside??

  45. Okay, when do they fill the ball up with cement?

  46. Proof that “Snookis” aint born, they hatch.

  47. bimbamboing

    You can tell that she’s from that region but she might be the weirdest looking miner i’ve ever seen.

  48. Pilates

    Imagine them without wigs and design clothing. :::Shudder:::

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