Happy New Year!

So, one of two things need to happen here:

1. She stays her in there permanently.
2. We inform the entire Middle East this machine is how the Great Satan derives its power. (Which if they’re reading, is true along with a warm infidel-y center. Allahu Akbar.)

I’m cool either way.

Back on Monday. Keep it safe out there,

- The Superficial

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