Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

March 12th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she’s agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo:

She was appearing on “The Tonight Show” where she said she agreed to do it because it’s a great role and — “those residual checks don’t hurt,” she added with a laugh.
“It’s a character that I love and the fans really love the whole series,” Berry said. “They really love Storm. It’s like family. It’s fun to get back together with Hugh and everybody. It’s good fun.”

So basically everyone is back except January Jones which means it’s time for me to say what we’re all thinking: Stan Lee’s the father of her baby. There’s no denying it anymore.

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  1. Every time I read “Days of Future Past” I think cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future.

    About 90% of my television intake is cartoons.

  2. Maria

    Her implants are pretty good. I wonder who did the work.

  3. How is Leno still on the air?

    • He stole Conan O’Brien’s job.

      • How the fuck do you steal a job that was yours to begin with? Guess what if Conan was any fucking good, he would not have been fired, you know the station is in the business of making money. If he were any good, he would not be a third tier late night host on a D list network.

      • Inner Retard

        The job was Conan’s. Leno stepped down and got an earlier time slot. But both shows had lower ratings. Basically, NBC messed up and tried to correct it by pushing the shows back into their old time slots. This would have been a demotion for Conan effectively. So he left. (But what went on behind the scenes who knows.)

      • Leno is as old, tired, and lame as the Lewinski jokes he still cracks.

      • Conan O’Brien isn’t even a comedian. He does physical gags, making faces, standing and walking funny. He is a fucking clown, and not even amusing.

      • He’s a lot more entertaining than Jay Leno. That’s for damn sure.

  4. Inner Retard

    Always throw in a little truth with the bucket of bullshit you are shoveling just to mess with people. Hence the phrase “residual checks”.

  5. real

    starting to fall apart

  6. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    What a beautiful woman she is!!!!

  7. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    Storm is the perfect word to describe her mental state.

  8. schmidtler

    wow, great – I’ll definitely line up to pay my $12 to see this pos rehash job when it comes out, now that I know there’ll be a completely covered up set of 50 year old tits attached to a batshit crazy bitch in the flick.

  9. “Storm.”indeed.
    She gladly has crack high sex with French dudes but calls them racist when they want more time with her/baby they conceived. Will call in a favour from ex lovers to beat the shit out of you to back off !
    In the Spider world , the male is small as hell< the female yet will try to mate even if that means being eaten by female partner? Sounds familiar Halle….

  10. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    Does anyone else think she’s ugly? I don’t see what the big deal is, at best, she’s just average looking…much like her acting. She didn’t deserve that Oscar for Monsters Ball, by the way. If I were navigating a drone, I would definitely do a fly-by, and watch my finger twitch.

  11. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
    Well I'll Be
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    wowzers. hottt. aging, but hottt.

  12. Crazy girls are usually the best lays by far.

    Not “usually” on second thought, “are”.

  13. Buddy The Elf

    She is such a psycho and arrogant bitch that I dont even like looking at her rack anymore. Much.

  14. DeucePickle

    She’s super fucking hot, but they really should have gotten Angela Basset to play Storm from day one.

  15. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    Gee, do you think she realizes people might look at her boobs?

  16. Dee

    Leave displaying the “girls” to the much younger women. She tries too hard to look sexy, but at her age it is backfiring and making her look desperate.

  17. inkydink

    she’s got a great body but her face is nothing special. she does need those residual checks because her career is down the toilet, she’s spending a fortune trying to get rid of her baby daddy and she lives a very luxurious lifestyle. she’s a has been. that stupid movie the call will flop.

  18. Crazy and really just not that great an actress.

  19. Well, it’s like they say in Hollywood…If you aren’t talented, buy bigger boobs.

  20. Marie

    If you look closely in the first shot you can see her dress is being held up with a very fine material…like pantyhose similar to the material used on the low cut Black dress Jennifer Aniston wore a while ago. I’m surprised other bloggers who picked up the same semi invisible material on Anistons dress didn’t on this one. I’m sure they will read this and point it out like they saw it all along.

  21. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    Dang! Her facial expression is similar to what other women give when I am caught staring at their breastesses.

  22. Duke Steele

    Looking sort of old, isn’t she?

  23. Herman Bumfudle

    hi beautiful. i don’t usually go to the movies, but i will make an exception.

  24. Glen

    How is Leno still on the air? He’s a successful comedian, numbnuts. lol. He doesn’t have to steal anyone’s job. If Conan were as successful, he wouldn’t be on cable still telling fat “jokes”.
    Anyignorant, Halle Berry is a desperate maniac. Not even her nice tits can distract from that anymore.

  25. Halle Berry Cleavage The Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    “Hi everyone…I’m still crazy as hell!”

  26. I’m not entirely sure if I might be able to eat the crazy out of her ass, but I’m willing to give it a try.


  28. Salmon

    She is a racist and forgets her mother is white

  29. Skeeter

    I’d motorboat her tits and then see how far I could get my tongue up her 46-year-old butthole.

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