When we last left Halle Berry she was in the middle of making it look like Gabriel Aubry assaulted their nanny so she could strip him of visitation rights which absolutely no one bought including the judge. Since then there’s been a legal circus that’s so far resulted in their daughter Nahla being ordered to receive counseling, and Halle and Gabriel have also been ordered to attend mutual counseling so they can learn to parent together as a team which sounds entirely reasonable and constructive. So naturally Halle’s decided instead to up and move to France with Olivier Martinez – who she’s engaged to for real now – so Gabriel can’t see Nahla at all. TMZ reports:
Halle Berry is asking the judge in her custody war for permission to move to France with Nahla — and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is saying … over my dead body.
TMZ has learned Halle filed papers with the court requesting the move and the hearing is pending. Sources tell us Gabriel is livid because he believes the move is punitive and designed to strip him of any contact with his daughter.
Of course none of this makes a lick of sense because a.) women always set aside emotion to make clear, rational decisions that don’t add to an ongoing mental list of how each and every one of them is crazy, and b.) it’s not like a child custody case is ever going to end with, “Okay, who has the vagina? You win.” Absolutely nothing here is precedented.
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