“The one with the big ass? Oh, no, he ain’t…”
With word spreading today that Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry called it quits after just two weeks of dating, E! News reports Halle Berry had a hand in their break-up presumably after learning her daughter would be exposed to a walking urinal:
Apparently Halle was not happy with her ex’s hookup with Kim—and she let her feelings be known. “It was just too much to handle for Kim,” the source tells E! News. “She realized very quickly they were better off as friends.”
While Kim has already rebounded with NBA player Kris Humphries, Gabriel was last seen walking with a limp to the corner market to pick up a carton of Newports. He didn’t stop to talk to nobody and sure as hell didn’t forget them scratch-off tickets. “Kim Kardashian… Imma whoop them croissants out yo’ head, boy.”
Photos: Splash News
Oh, God!! They were never even a couple. Her family invited him by and he graciously accepted not even realizing what a big publicity mess everything is for this bunch. He saw her a total of 2-3 times and they were “dating?” C’mon.
What are you, her fucking agent?
IIuria, seriously, you don’t even know you dumb bitch. You only know what’s been reported. Halle Barry has more info than you do fucking moron. And ANYBODY WITH COMMON FUCKING SENSE will realize that a good-looking, semi-famous wealthy guy and Kim Kardashian are going to fuck. It has nothing to do with dating. Like the other guy said, WHAT ARE YOU HER FUCKING AGENT? Kim K gets around and isn’t shy about it, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IILURIA
What, so every good looking guy that has met Kim is gonna want to or has fucked her? The real question is how fucking stupid are YOU. You’re giving Kim too much credit. And then, after all the ranting about Iiluria acting like they know everything, you decide “yep, they are fucking for sure” based on…a ‘source’ close to the couple??
Wow.
If this is real then it looks like a case of “If I can’t have you, nobody can!”
Can’t stop laughing at the walking urinal joke.
I prefer to think of her as a “human toilet seat”…
yea, “walking urinal,” that’s freaking classic.
This guy is my new Jesus. First, he knocks up Halle Berry, then he finds one sure fire way to extract more alimony out of her. YOu know she paid to break that shit up! Genius!
Haley has that “you put your cock in what?” look.
“Gabriel was last seen walking with a limp to the corner market to pick up a carton of Newports. He didn’t stop to talk to nobody and sure as hell didn’t forget them scratch-off tickets. ‘Kim Kardashian… Imma whoop them croissants out yo’ head, boy.’”
uhhhh…wow.
yyyyyeaaaaahhh… That’s what I was thinking, too.
probably the most racist thing to grace this site yet.
absolutely…
Wait, you mean OUTSIDE the comments, right?
I don’t know what that statement is implying…but I know everytime he writes about a black or partially black or half black person, he starts with that ebonics bullshit. And, just like the country talk and fast food references with Britney, it’s gotten old.
You know this site is called The Superficial, right?
She is uglier ‘n hell
Well stop sending out pics of your mother then…
That was neither original nor funny. You should cut your hand off for writing such an unfunny joke.
OMG, a couple of famous people dated twice and didn’t get married…there MUST be a scandal behind it! Spin up the media machine, there’s speculation to be had! Queue up the file photos! Everyone chug some robitussin to get those creative juices flowing.
Gabriel Aubry is too pretty for Kim. He would probably get all the attention, and we all know that attention whore from hell can’t stand that.
I agree with you eyebrows. Isn’t that the main reason why she and that Reggie guy broke up?
Walking with a limp huh? He must have busted up his knee using it to pry apart Kim’s big chrome dome sized ass, just so he could maybe get a shot at the well known “bottomless pit of death”.
*dead laughing* Bottomless pit of death!! I’m going to remember that!
Ahem. Cunt.
LOL, good one :)
hardening of the arteries is halle’s problem yet……
wow
absolute stunner
The comment feed following this post is the equivalent to e-crickets. Nice one, Fish.
Gabriel Aubry called it quits just in time!!! He didn’t try to penetrate the “Black Hole” known as Kim’s ass and was able to escape without harm. I don’t blame Halle Berry at all for beating on her ex for dating Kardashian. Halle was thinking of her daughter and the type of influence Kim might have had on the girl. Kim would have taught the toddler all sorts of interesting things like ‘how to let a man pee on you without getting it in your eyes’ ‘how to hook up with athletes 101′ ‘how to keep your name in the spotlight even when you have no talent’ and ‘Chia Ass; how to have your own ass that grows’.
Talk about trading down.
can’t believe anyone would want to go near plastic face anyway. she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
wow, this dude went from a talent-having actress to trashy kim whoredashian, who is only known for taking off her clothes? talk about DOWNgrading!
no
Yeah, ’cause winning an Oscar for basically doing soft core porn, while portraying a hard life, nasty ass, abusive, ghetto mom won’t do any damage to the kid. But Halle’ll be damned if her child is exposed to some media whore chick who got wrecked in a sex tape, and by a black man, none the less. Pffft. N-word, please! If it ain’t white, it ain’t right!
Go sit in that corner and think about what you done.
aww, did someone else break up with poor plastic face? what’s wrong kim, no one wants to bring your ho-ey a$$ home to marry? poor kim whoredashian.
Can anyone else explain why she won’t age? Does she have a painting in her attic?
Berry is an old hag. I hope Kardashian crushes her with her ass.
Gabriel downgraded by going out with Kim Karskankian, but Halle herself isn’t really a catch either. I hope Nahla turns out okay though. She’s adorable.
What ya do is go to a sperm bank and have your only yours forever baby.
Sorry but this person Halle has a ugly face, have you seen her nose, you can drive a car through it, and not for nothing she looks like a monkey.