Halle Berry Put Kibosh on Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry

“The one with the big ass? Oh, no, he ain’t…

With word spreading today that Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry called it quits after just two weeks of dating, E! News reports Halle Berry had a hand in their break-up presumably after learning her daughter would be exposed to a walking urinal:

Apparently Halle was not happy with her ex’s hookup with Kim—and she let her feelings be known. “It was just too much to handle for Kim,” the source tells E! News. “She realized very quickly they were better off as friends.”

While Kim has already rebounded with NBA player Kris Humphries, Gabriel was last seen walking with a limp to the corner market to pick up a carton of Newports. He didn’t stop to talk to nobody and sure as hell didn’t forget them scratch-off tickets. “Kim Kardashian… Imma whoop them croissants out yo’ head, boy.”

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