Halle Berry’s Pregnant, Is 46-Years-Old

April 5th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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So remember when Halle Berry said she’s related to Sarah Palin? Apparently they might be having something else in common. TMZ reports:

Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along.
What’s more … they know the sex. It’s a boy.

When reached for comment, Olivier Martinez said, “After seeing how beautiful of a mother Halle is to Nahla, I thought, hey, you know? Maybe it’d be nice to be the guy getting punched in the face trying to see his kid for a change. Variety is, how you say – *kisses fingers* – ze spice of life.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. 46+18=64.

    And that’s all I have to say about that.

  2. Fish, damn you for making me make the kissing fingers motion as I read that last part…

  3. It is really not cool that you constantly use the word retarded and poke fun at the mentally disabled. It’s one thing to go after selfish, deluded, arrogant asshole celebrities, but those with Down Syndrome just don’t deserve it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    • Did I miss something? Because I don’t see “retarded” or “Down Syndrome” or “mentally disabled” or anything like that anywhere in Fish’s post.

      All I see is “Sarah Palin.” And if you see “Sarah Palin” and you think “retarded”…well, I guess I can’t really blame you for thinking that.

    • Tard

      Do you really think retards care if people use the word retarded? Lets be real here.

    • Burt

      Why can’t you reclaim the word, like gays have done with the word ‘queer’? Say it loud, say it proud, you’re a retard!

    • “Mentally Retarded” was and still is, the correct medical terminology for an individual who suffers from any affliction which results in their cognitive development being retarded (delayed / impaired).

      • No shit, but that doesn’t mean that the word, as commonly used in today’s society, isn’t hurtful to people with disabilities. It’s the equivalent of “fag” to gay men. As an advocate for people with mental disabilities who are trying to assimilate themselves independently in the world, I’m just pointing out that Fish could be more sensitive to it. The dickheads he usually covers fully bring it on themselves, but people born with Down’s, Fragile X, Autism etc do not. They also don’t usually have the capacity to understand “reclaiming” the word for themselves or to explain to people why it’s hurtful or inappropriate. Fish didn’t expressly use the word in this post, but he has in many others and it’s obviously implied here.

  4. I can’t wait to see Olivier get called a racist in the media and have his face pounded into the concrete for trying to see Halle’s Nubian prince of a child.

  5. Marie

    Why are other blogs always making Gabriel into the bad guy…especially after what went down near Thanks Giving?? Martinez was obviously the agressor and Halle did little to stop him. Even a JUDGE ordered a restraining order against Olivier for Gabriel. We all know how and why the one against Gabriel was done. I believe Halle tried to manipulate the situation to get Gabriel out of Nahla’s life (you know her BIOLOGICAL father). Now it’s never ending photo ops to whitewash Martnez’s image. Sure. Maybe Gabriel wasn’t haven’t hard time accepting Martinez (per Halle friendly LaineyGossip) as he was accepting being pushed out of his DAUGHTER’s life by a control freak and a former boxer/ anger issues bully Martinez.

  6. robin

    That is some funny sh#t!

  7. This story is boring and weak

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    Vinnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute kid.

  9. BabyNazi

    It is impossible to know the sex of a baby at 3 months, so I call shenanigans

  10. Urbanspaceman

    It will be interesting to see what happens when she kicks Olivier to the curb.

  11. catapostrophe

    Halle Berry may be a 46-year-old, but she’s not “46-years-old”–she’s simply 46 years old.

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her asshole is amazing. I’d like to taste and bang it.

  13. bill

    Oliver Martinez has already threatened the kid to stay away from Halle’s tits.

  14. anonym

    she’s one fertile bitch.

    hope the baby doesn’t come out retarded. If it were my family, that shit would be aborted

  15. cc

    Getting pregnant at 46? Hmmm, I guess it happens, but I don’t think it’s too common. I’ve worked with a lot of physicians, and almost every patient they had who got pregnant past 45 was TRYING REALLY HARD and taking some fertility treatment.

    In other words, Olivier, jokes on you!

  16. Jenn

    Catwoman’s having a kitten? Aww.

  17. If she’s pregnant that baby was more than likely created from somebody else’s eggs. Her “eggs” have to be dust at this age.

  18. Face

    Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

  19. her tits are going to be ridiculous. can’t wait.

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    hey pumpkin. |O|! beautiful mama.

  21. Halle Berry Cleavage Bikini Top Beach Cover
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    yeh. you know i had to go there.

  22. Halle Berry Cleavage Bikini Top Beach Cover
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    caught, but satisfied. wow! boink.

  23. honey

    Goog luck Halle,she is beautiful woman!

  24. JJ

    At 46 years old her risk is about 3-4% that she would have a DS child. Still pretty good odds of normalcy. It sounds scary when they say “your odds triple” but going from one percent to three isn’t that huge. Still a 97% chance of a normal baby. The risk for ANYBODY having an Autistic child are far far greater.

    • But what are the odds your ex’s new French boxer boyfriend is going to hammer your skull into the concrete because you showed up at the appointed time and place to see your own daughter? I’d say the odds of this kid being ‘normal’ are slim & none, same odds for this Martinez guy either still being with Halle within 60 days of her giving birth or ever being allowed to see his kid like a normal person.

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