Halle Berry is a Tease and Other News

July 23rd, 2010 // 30 Comments

- The Superficial will be answering questions over the weekend here because this shit is like crack. [Formspring]

- Jon Hamm prefers the “polite” sexism of the 60s. [Popeater]

- Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson’s relationship all makes sense now. [Dlisted]

- Ken Paves waves in on Britney’s weave. [Lainey Gossip]

- What if Snoop Dogg Was in Every Video Game? [Buzzfeed]

- Ashley Greene is still wearing spandex. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mila Kunis has an oral fixation. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens and the ladies of Sucker Punch. [Popoholic]

- Cristiano Ronaldo might be gay. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Lohan is making a shit-ton of money in prison. Oh, good. Can we just let her now? There’s really no point anymore. [The Fab Life]

- Helen Mirren is the hottest old woman alive and digs graphic novels. Maybe senior citizens can serve a purpose. [StarPulse]

- Gaelle Garcia Diaz makes a better case for immigration than Shakira. Forget that post even happened. [Egotastic]

- Bret Michaels tour bus busted for drugs. [Bossip]

- Kate Hudson’s tiny implant side-boob. [Celebslam]

- Olivia Munn in a Stormtrooper Sandwich. [Just Jared]

- Kristin Davis bears tidings of joy. [PopSugar]

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Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. mr a to z

    she hot

  2. She’s looking a little chunky here and flapjacking too.

    Here shelflife is long overdue.


  3. The King

    She actually looks better here than she did the past couple of years. I guess she has been really putting more emphasis on her looks now that she broke up with that guy. I thought we lost her for a while. Before this picture she looked to be aging very poorly. Now, she looks pretty good. However, she is definitely out of her prime. She was hottest in the late 90s to around 2003.

  4. RoniMikey

    Wow, she looks great. I would love to get into those shorts.

  5. Gando

    Aha! Here she is!

  6. Halle Berry Breasts
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    Seriously, does she have a painting in the attack somewhere? Why won’t this woman age? Stunning.

  7. Master Spook

    Boo! Look who’s here!?

  8. Halle Berry Breasts
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    AttacK? You mean attic?

  9. Gino

    DAMN she’s HOT! I wanna get my “Monster’s Ball” on with that!

  10. Halle Berry Breasts
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    I would TOTALLY do Helen Mirren right here and now. Right on the floor, if necessary. She is am are and be a knockout. Excalibur? Caligula? Dayumm…


  11. flesh

    lick/nibble/suck, and oh yea, drink her nectar …..

  12. yecchh

    in what alternate universe is this specimen even the slightest bit attractive? must be a bunch of PC types on here (and whoever cast that bond flick).

    • joe

      Listen Mate,
      get back to us in 20 yrs and let us know if your woman,
      looks that good at her age. Or if she’s looking like yesterdays
      road apple on her 3rd face lift. Mo mo.

  13. anonym

    she be lookin like Prince

  14. Halle Berry Breasts
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    Damn, that is nice!

  15. captain america

    pssst: SHE IS BLACK!!

  16. dingdong

    *Knock,Knock* Hello?!

  17. Find a nice and free place for all well tall sing’les, please che-ck: —”T_A_L_L-L-O-V-I-N-G * ..*{C0000M}~~ ” —- , che-ck me out (Mary4U), More fun waiting for you…

  18. Paul

    Talk about MILF. Oh yeah bed time is a wonderful thing in that house.

  19. yowillie

    She needs a pearl necklace.

  20. dontlooknow

    Ashley Greene is built like a man! And she has a scary little mini-penis too!!

  21. Halle Berry Breasts
    ding dong
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    Drunk Driver! She should have served a couple of years in prison for the hit and run accident she caused!

  22. Halle Berry Breasts
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    damn she’s healthy

  23. Halle Berry Breasts
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    I hope she does get her daughter away from that racist bastard. He tries to hide behind marrying a black woman, and fathering black children, but we still know…

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