Halle Berry is a Tease and Other News

- The Superficial will be answering questions over the weekend here because this shit is like crack. [Formspring]

- Jon Hamm prefers the “polite” sexism of the 60s. [Popeater]

- Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson’s relationship all makes sense now. [Dlisted]

- Ken Paves waves in on Britney’s weave. [Lainey Gossip]

- What if Snoop Dogg Was in Every Video Game? [Buzzfeed]

- Ashley Greene is still wearing spandex. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mila Kunis has an oral fixation. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens and the ladies of Sucker Punch. [Popoholic]

- Cristiano Ronaldo might be gay. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Lohan is making a shit-ton of money in prison. Oh, good. Can we just let her now? There’s really no point anymore. [The Fab Life]

- Helen Mirren is the hottest old woman alive and digs graphic novels. Maybe senior citizens can serve a purpose. [StarPulse]

- Gaelle Garcia Diaz makes a better case for immigration than Shakira. Forget that post even happened. [Egotastic]

- Bret Michaels tour bus busted for drugs. [Bossip]

- Kate Hudson’s tiny implant side-boob. [Celebslam]

- Olivia Munn in a Stormtrooper Sandwich. [Just Jared]

- Kristin Davis bears tidings of joy. [PopSugar]

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