Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed
Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, a month and a half later, Gwyneth Paltrow has finally fired back by putting a recipe for Jailbird Cake in her latest GOOP newsletter full of deserts for the holiday. Which I guess is kind of a sick burn, except she buried it below a bunch of bullshit sections where PEOPLE eventually found it. Unlike Martha Stewart who made her shit an entire fucking page in her magazine complete with a witty introduction so you knew exactly who it was about. “Don’t be steppin’ no game if y’all ain’t ready to scorch some earf.” Those were her exact words which I’ve now repeated. You can release my family now.