Gwyneth Paltrow Gave Her Kids Oreos Now. What The Hell Is Happening?!

The Superficial / April 11, 2013

Last week, Gwyneth Paltrow shocked the shit out of everyone by defending Kim Kardashian, and now comes word that she fed her children Oreos, the cream and chocolate sandwich cookie of the unwashed masses because, you may not know this about G-Dawg, but she can get quite jiggy with it. Quite jiggy with it indeed. Via E! News:

First of all, Paltrow says, the elimination diet rumor is not true.
“What it is,” she explains, “is that my son [Moses] has very bad eczema and he’s allergic to gluten and he’s allergic to cow dairy. I try at home to make everything gluten-free for him because the difference in his comfort is unbelievable when he’s sticking to what he’s meant to be eating.”

“I don’t know where they get some of this stuff!” Paltrow continues. “They say I don’t give my kids carbs, and I’m feeding them seaweed… I have no idea. But they eat Oreos, too, and they’re normal kids.”

“Just the other day Moses was playing with our albino tiger in the hand-painted crepe menagerie after three of our housekeepers specifically told him not to in Aramaic. We’re just like any other family only imbued with the blue blood of British royalty that I stole from Buckingham Palace and mix in our omelettes. Don’t be hatin’.”

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