Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went to the Coach dinner party in London last night. Except instead of arriving and leaving together like a normal couple, Chris literally ran from the paparazzi while Gwyneth hid in the backseat of their car under a blanket. Because God forbid our plebeian eyes might look upon them as man and wife. Once that happens, you might as well crumple up the whole marriage and toss it at the help. It’s tainted now.
Photo: Splash News
And if I spin just like this, I can see rainbows!
Why does her husband look homeless and she’s all dolled up?
Crotch Protection Mode engaged!
how many vegans died to make that snakeskin bag?
Looks like Martin didn’t like Gwynny poo’s recipe from the Goop site – “Blimey, woman, this is rubbish! Where’s me fish and chips! A right proper meal is what I need! To the car, and hide your shame under that bleedin’ $700 blanket you bought. Pip pip cheerio corr blimey!”
untalented stinky cunt + untalented rotten toothed euroweenie = trainwreck no one gives a shit about with stupid names for their kids.
hahahahahahahahahah!!! here-here!
I’m also a man and i can really understand , what and why
Gwyneth finds & feels in Chris Martin .
A real man doesn’t need to look tough
( only when it needs to )
and tries to understand the woman hé loves .
Seek a balans between both carierres love and raisin family .
I think most men’s-reactions here are jealousy .
Proposition : for all jealousers , we put for 1 complete year ,
papparazzi behind your tails .
From many guy’s , we will not have the expieriences because
of suciding .
So shown some more brain men because i’m shamed
that you also call yourself MAN’
Uh,,, maybe it’s because it’s not Gwyneth, but the appointed “Bang-ee” of the month, to replace Gwyneth while she remodels the drapes?
Faceplant, oh if there’s a God in heaven, let there be a faceplant!!!!!!!!!!
nice scarf, you whiny pussy. even your cunt-bitch wife recognizes it’s warm enough to let some air flow over her doily covered taint in that skirt.
what ever happened to women wanting a real fucking man? These scarf wearing, bitch jean sporting pussies make a straight man have to go gay before he can find a woman.
I’ll take a real man any day. This guy looks like a pussy.
the real men are the ones who dont go on gossip sites insulting celebs they dont know with the language and mentality of a fucking middle schooler.
a scarf in winter and jeans! BOO!
NO MANLY ENUFF LIKE YOU
YOU REAL MAN, YOU MAKE BIG FIRE, HUNT GOOD FOOD! HOO AHHH!
hahahahaha god damn knuckle dagging homophobic douche.
Is this considered “gettin’ jiggy with it”?
From viewing this pic I have to say she definitely has more etiquette than cum dumpsters like Paris. I know…that isn’t saying much, but A+ on keeping the flap-basket hidden from the paparazzi.
agreed.
She let him go to dinner dressed like that? Oh Gwyneth, you’re so silly.
Nice pretend dinner to look like everything looks OK in their marriage after the comments yesterday.
Do PR people really think we are that stupid?
On another note, she looks fucking good.
Yaus.. this is a scaff that gwyn bought me… spun from the hair of poor ethopian black people.
who is the guy who’s hand she’s holding? Seriously do they like not want to be seen together because it ruins their images? Is this even a real marriage or is she trying to get Brit citizenship?
It is really too bad Chris Martin soiled himself with this woman because if it weren’t for that and their resulting spawn I would make that funny hooded scarf-wearing Brit mine all mine.
If they were at the same event, why is she all fancy while he’s dressed like a G.I. Joe character on casual Friday?
so that’s what a vegan Muslim looks like
He doesn’t want to be seen with you. Yeah, that’s a marriage.
Why are these 2 so weird? I used to be on her side (privacy at all costs, bla bla), but it’s beyond my understanding at this point.
Make up your minds Goopy & CM — if you hate each other, get it over with & get a divorce, the kids will be better off really than to be part of this lunacy! If you are together-together, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to act like you breathe the same air for just a microsecond. I dunno, living your life this way — constantly hiding, timing separate exits, with hoodies & blankets & odd faces — seems like such an unpleasant way to live.
Surreptitiously working on a better PR statement than “If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him.”
You know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay.
You know how I know you’re gay? You ARE Coldplay.
you know how i know you’re a twat?
you recycle insults from The 40 Year Old Virgin. fucking parrot.
If they do have an open marriage like I’ve read on the ‘internets’ then he should be ok about my request. He looks like a fan of James Ivory.
Oh, for heaven’s sake. This man must be the most passive agressive a-hole ever.
Most people grow up and out of the “I’m so cool and unconventional that I don’t have to dress appropriately”, student-y hipster stage, certainly by the time they’re married with children. Most people come to realise that it’s just a matter of respect – for yourself as much as anyone else – to dress appropriately.
So the fact that he’s wearing *this* to an ultra fancy work event thrown for his wife makes me think he’s even more of a douche than people suspect. This is what thirty something men wear to their wives’ functions when they’re immature, don’t want to be there and/or really dislike their wives.
So yeah, I think the marriage is in trouble. The separate photos struck me as eccentric. This is just disrespectful.
These people love to pretend to hate the paparazzi, but they would really feel bad if they stopped coming around.
Personally I think these two love the attention.
So true. And I know everybody hates Lady GaGa but even she has said that if you have enough security people and you really and truly want to avoid the paparazzi, you can and people who say they can’t are either full of shit or need to spend their money on security rather than Bentleys. That’s why she’s got a Suburban.
I have met them , and the pretentiousness and other forms of odd behaviour are cover for the fact that they are both extremely insecure . They compensate their massive insecurity with constant attempts to have “their adoring public” and social ‘friends’ find them clever , talented , and accomplished. It is pathetic and relatively boring to endure their name – dropping and constant references to people , places , and activities as if these activities validate their lives . It is merely a vain attempt to fill in the meaningless aspects of their soulless , vacuous existence
Move: Drag Queen Shade Throw
Move: Insane Camel Tuck
Move: Short Bus Prison Break
Move: Stonehenge Shuffle
Move: Homeless Fashion Plate
Why did the Gods take Amy and not this silver spoon git.
It’s ALSO no one’s business but theirs! Why are people so worried about everyone else’s lives????
Gee, maybe Chris should be walking ten paces behind Gwyneth carrying about six orphans like Trout Lips Jolie has Pitt doing?
I have never seen this man wear a primary color.
Gwyneth uses toilet paper made from dove eyelashes and endangered butterfly wings. She doesn’t care what you think as long as she lives her privileged life and is entirely above the grubby masses she despises
It seems women just can’t get over Brad Pitt. They remain dazed and confused, making bad choices and acting dumb.
Why do people use the internet as a forum of hatred and unkindness? They are just 2 people, who are married, with children and all of the issues that come with being married. Full stop. And all of that is work, for anyone. The end.