Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin’s Marriage is Ridiculous

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went to the Coach dinner party in London last night. Except instead of arriving and leaving together like a normal couple, Chris literally ran from the paparazzi while Gwyneth hid in the backseat of their car under a blanket. Because God forbid our plebeian eyes might look upon them as man and wife. Once that happens, you might as well crumple up the whole marriage and toss it at the help. It’s tainted now.

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