Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course.

April 25th, 2013 // 55 Comments
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“I did have my vagina varnished in Tuscany. Thank you for noticing.”

Judging by early reviews, Iron Man 3 not only makes up for Iron Man 2, but is a well-crafted ending to Robert Downey Jr.‘s tenure as Tony Stark thanks to writer/director Shane Black. Except none of that has to do with Gwyneth Paltrow, so she showed up to the Hollywood premiere last night flaunting her “22-year-old stripper ass” in a see-through dress because have you not heard? She’s the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. A periodical read by unwashed housewives said so. Oh, what’s that, Gwyneth? You thought People was the bourgeois magazine of choice? There are copies at my dentist’s office, and he doesn’t even speak French. You wear a tainted crown! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  1. cc

    Ah, narcissism, my old friend.

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    Cock Dr
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    Dress is interesting but I don’t like it.
    It was a smart move to cover up the little flapjacks.

  3. So in the same breath you praise Hillary Puffy for looking good and mock Gwuneth Paltrow for being overrated? Are you a jealous woman or a jealous gay man? Either way you are still an idiot.

  4. I am ok with her today in largely due to this dress.

  5. See through only matters if there is something I want to see.

  6. Vinnie

    Vinnie likes mean bitch in nice dress.

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    Okay, we can let Brad Pitt off the hook now. She’s doable.

  8. “What fragrance am I wearing? None. It’s actually the fetal sac fluid of white rhinos. I douche hourly with it.”

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    Smapdi
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    Old woman, put some pants on! She’s clearly forgotten the first rule of Hollywood – don’t believe your own publicity.

  10. Maria P

    Gwyneth looks awesome. Rather hear about her any day over the Kardashians.

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    Patti
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    What a fugly dress

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    Major Primadonna Pain in the Ass but I just gooped about those long ,long legs…….

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    The dress is hideous…but it takes attention off her busted face nicely.

    seriously, most beautiful? really?

  14. Donald

    May be a stuck up douche, but at least she promotes good health habits instead of throwing her face on everything from diet pills to nail polish (I’m taking about the Kuntrashians).

  15. inkydink

    hideous dress. world’s most beauitiful woman my aass.

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    Name (Visible)
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    If that dress is showing off what made her “most beautiful”, why’d they put her face on the cover?

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    “Ahhh … a cool breeze!”

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    She is beautiful and her body is slamming. It’s her personality I can’t stand.

    • I’ve always found her to be really quite attractive. But a great pair of natural breasts plus a little more meat on her legs would have made her totally unbelievable.

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    chupacabra
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    Trying too hard!

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    jake
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    Gwenethgot zombie Brietbart to emerge from his grave.

  21. mediocre at best . She wouldn’t attract your attention if you saw walking down the street or at the mall.
    Best days gone and the best ones weren’t so good …
    Playing us so we go see the third iron man movies. How does that makes her superior to any hollywood hack?

    • She wouldn’t attract your attention if you saw (sic) walking down the street or at the mall…
      How the fuck do you know who would or would not attract my attention? You’ve got a lot of goddamned gall trying to decide such things for other people. Just because you’ve got poor taste in females, because you’re unable to see beauty unless a woman has 38-DD tits and collagen-inflated lips, doesn’t mean that the rest of us are as similarly lacking in our perceptions. Go back to Guyana and have another couple glasses of Kool-Aid.

      • Wow, you’re mighty feisty over something not that deep. Take it down a few pegs.

        You assuming his perception of beauty is in “38-DD tits and collagen-inflated lips” kind of throws your argument out the window. Or better yet, back in your own face.

        And it seems to be the mass opinion here that Gwyneth Paltrow is not all that beautiful and has a shitty personality to boot. That also happens to be my opinion. No Kool-Aid necessary.

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    Isabel
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    where on earth did she get that dress?? The designer clearly hates her.
    Where did her boobs go?

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    Isabel
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    She really needs to dress age apropriate.She´d need to have hips,boobs and an ass to pull something like that off,and she has none of those things.
    From behind she looks like a 40 year old drag queen.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Look at me, look at me, look at me, …

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    How long before one/all Kardashians are seen in a similar type of dress?

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    amir
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    No thank you.

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    Wow, unflattering and tacky. The peplum makes her torso look boxy; the quilted white bib looks like an oven mitt and flattens her chest; and the sheer fabric + side seams on the skirt look cheap. Couldn’t she find something short and tight that does a better job of showing off her assets?

  28. “You wear a tainted crown! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Is that in any way similar to a crowned taint?

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    Miss M
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    I give it 2 weeks before a Kardashian is wearing this monstrosity. Credits for having the confidence to wear this ugly dress through. She does have great pins!

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    Jenn
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    This is how a woman with no friends looks when she leaves the house. Nobody told her how shitty she looked. I love it! Hahaha!

  31. Objectively the dress is terrible, but I’m still digging the look. I’m not a huge fan of Paltrow, but the woman has some decent stems.

  32. Jazzoo

    she looks amazing, get a life peeps

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    More boobs, less bobblehead, please.

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    “I know you can hear me… Beyonce’ wants her dress back NOW!”

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    Grotesque.

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    That is the fugliest dress I have ever laid my eyes upon.

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    Eden Green
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    WHY???!!!

  38. BSName

    No Children, You can not watch cartoons in English. Mommy’s going out tonight on the red carpet to have her picture taken advertising the fact that she is not wearing any underwear.

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    Jesse
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    designed by committee?

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