Gwyneth Palrow Is Done With The MET Gala

Gwyneth Paltrow may have been all smiles on the MET Gala red carpet, but you see that’s her gift as an actress, for deep in her gluten-free heart she was actually quite bored and stifled from the heat. Were there not beautiful Venetian albino children available to cool her with raptor feathers? One calculates such a thing would be quite necessary. Quite necessary indeed. USA Today reports:

“I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all,” says Paltrow.

Of course, methinks the Duchess Paltrow had another reason to never return which she’s neglected to speak of. Perhaps there was something different from previous years. Something that had no business being there yet was forever besmirching all those in attendance. If only I could put my finger on it, or maybe cover it with an afghan and some decorative throw pillows. Just give me a minute, it’ll come to me.

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