Gwen Stefani’s hair boggles the mind

December 5th, 2006 // 138 Comments
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  1. vinnievel

    She looks “ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL”

    Everybody’s pie, but she’s cake,
    Everybody wiggles, but she shake’s
    Everybody cry’s, but she pout’s,
    Everybody worry’s, but she has NO DOUBT !!!

  2. lysistrata11

    At least she’s wearing clothes and getting attention unlike Britney who has to show her poonanny to get any. (And this publicity won’t leave a disgusting image burned into your brain.)

  3. pendergrass

    I’m glad to see someone’s bringing back the Ace Ventura.

    Alllllllrighty Gwen.

  4. I kind of want to lick it, like an ice cream cone.

    Not her vagina though, as that shit is bananas.

    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  5. ImaCracka

    TEACHER!!!!!! # 59 said Nigger!!!!!

  6. techclerk

    I thought “nigger” was a different word for a “bundle of sticks”.

  7. NipsyHustle

    something tells me that gwen’s going to go to the salon to have her hair taken down and a homeless man is going to roll out.

  8. RoseColoredGlasses

    I don’t know…it’s kinda cool…but, she does have an uneven skin tone…despite the fact she’s wearing foundation and that doesn’t seem to match either….

  9. hendero

    She looks like the alien chick from the poster for Mars Attacks.

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790731452.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

    Except without the tits.

  10. nutterbutter

    WOOHOO!! my first post! I love you superfish!
    I just had to say that she is not the first to try this look. She is clearly ripping of Egon from Ghost Busters. And for the record Egon wore it way better than Gwen.

    check out the link for a comparison: http://members.aol.com/DoReEgon/egon.jpg

  11. jesseeca

    I’m pretty sure it doesn’t require “guts” to wear what she does. It’s shitty clothing and hair. That doesn’t make you brave.

    I’m really curious as to why she hasn’t gone completely bald yet. Bleaching the crap out of you hair for how many years Gwen? Oh & your solo career was the worst idea ever (besides that hair-do!). The music makes me have seizures.

  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She’s the hottest flat-chested girl in ugly clothes EVER.

  13. kitty_kat

    Isn’t it funny how she has to have a team of people in order to look good? *sigh* Hollywood…

  14. oscar

    ok, as bad as it is, i still think its better than the f/u betty page/dutch boy thing she has been seen wearing lately.

  15. RichPort

    #112 – Agreed. Now if only she could buy back the talent she had in the 90s when she altered her style to become a female Timberlake… someone may have said it all ready, but she look like a fucking Star Trek: The Next Generation vulcan… the talentless one who couldn’t sing or dance and carried around pairs of Japanese school girls like a Tokyo brothel.

  16. NicotineEyePatch

    Okay, so we might not all agree on Gwen’s hairdo, but shouldn’t we be spending our time forming an allegiance to try and prevent Paris Hilton from procreating? I just read that she wants kids…

  17. BarbadoSlim

    #116, that is a future to horrible to even consider. If my tax money is being put to good use, I’m sure the office of Homeland Security will have an elite Strike/hazMat team ready to “put down” any biological spawn and to quickly, and thoroughly cleanse the area with flamethrowers to avoid any contamination within a 100 mile radius.

  18. arrested-development

    #5 I couldn’t agree more.

    Also, I love her hair.

  19. sexybitch

    #116
    Shit, wait’ll she finds out they tend to outgrow the dog clothes and won’t fit in the handbag.

  20. She jacked me off with her hair one time. It was actually pretty hot…but really, really weird.

  21. ch474

    Sleek, aerodynamic with no discernable air bags, high mounted air intake … why Gwen Stefani looks like a Formula One race car!

  22. HughJorganthethird

    Fuck I could go for a nice hot lemon danish right about now.

  23. iamnotgivingyoumyname

    i can make turds that look better than that.

  24. Did Egon Spangler become a stylist?

  25. Saera

    Ugh, I know, what look IS she going for??

  26. Saera

    Ugh, I know, what look IS she going for??

  27. somechick

    What up CYBORG KLINGON!????

    Remember when she used to sing, “i’m walkin g into spider webs, so leave a message and i’ll call you back…” and she said she would never sell out and never sing pop songs? Remember? REMEMBER? Sellout BITCH

  28. Miss_Marple

    #84 & #107 Oh christ…that was good! Thanks :)

    #76 WTF are you talking about?? That’s not “natural makeup”. That’s fucking gobs of mascara and eyeliner. She’s even got that ‘frosty’ eyeshadow thing going on. AS if she’s not pale enough. Natural? My fucking eye that’s NaTuRaL. Looks more tranny to me.

  29. EGON!!!!!!

    pop art undies for hipster doofus losers –> http://www.funderpants.com

  30. allykitten85

    Awww I love Gwen. Sure, she may get mistaken for a Kewpie doll with this hair-do, but otherwise I think she’s gorgeous. And her husband is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. allykitten85

    This pic makes me hungry for a Dairy Queen soft serve vanilla ice cream cone. Mmmm…

  32. ginettissima

    The creepy snail hair aside (and I say this with no ill will), she’s definitely looking 37 in this shot, right? Just slightly saggy…

  33. thisisntwhatyouhopedfor

    it’s gavin’s hair that’s a bit dodgy.
    think she’s cute, hair’s fine. looking good these days as compared to earlier shit like this.
    http://glam.com/g/p/56324532/56390098/5/56390098/5/56390098_1/205/98237835/

  34. yeah, she’s a little off the hook

  35. theresa

    looks like a dairy queen ice cream cone

  36. hi

    gwen you are doing make up that is reserved for light-eyed ppl. TRY CONTACTS (see paris for reference) kthxbai mwah

  37. sorry to post again, but i just wonder if those japanese girls gwen pays to hang out with her do that common, cowardly thing where they talk disrespectfully about ppl in front of them cuz they speak a foreign language..

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