If there’s ever been any criticism of Gwen Stefani, it’s that she wears way too much makeup and after seeing how freakishly accurate a massive pile of shiny, caked-on wax looks like her, I don’t see how you can say she doesn’t. Case in point, a horned up version of myself from 1998 just traveled to the future and tried to fuck it, that’s how close it resembles her. On that note, 1998 me also tried to meet now me, only to wind up being shot in the face by yours truly because I’m pretty sure if we met I’d somehow end up banging my mom. That’s usually how these things work. So if a talking horse shows up at your house rambling on about a “rupture in time” or some crazy shit, let’s all agree it was unavoidable.
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Huh, I never knew people criticized her for wearing too much makeup (although guys tend to dislike bright red lipstick), I thought they just criticized her for having no chest.
Funny, and I always thought they criticised her for having no TALENT!
What I criticize is the lack of ass shots of Gwen. I decry it, in fact! C’mon Gwen, show us what your working with! Also, to me it looks like her wax figure just smelled a fart or somthing.
This might be the best looking wax statue I have ever seen and I have no criticisms of Gwen, I think she always looks great.
Me too.
Times three.
However, she would look great with C cup bewbs.
+1
Agreed, Gwen always looks amazing–she can wear whatever she wants and ALWAYS rocks it! I’ve adored her for a decade and a half and think she only gets BETTER with age, no doubt! ;)
I think small boobs are a nice rarity. Not that the men can appreciate it.
is it wrong that i want to rape this statue?
I think it’s wrong that you want to rape anything and doubly so when it’s a wax figure.
Wow, better than some of there other recent candles!
agreed
She looks like she just shit her pants.
I think it looks like she’s shitting her pants right now, or at least attempting to.
I would let her shit in my mouth
Read that article again. The writer wants to fuck the younger version of his mother.
And your point is?
I saw something like that in the Tunnel of Horrors at the amusement park. Seriously, they managed to make her look like a clammy version of the living dead.
Who?
The real Gwen has a very hairy lower back area, Does this wax version have that?……no….no back hair……. Not accurate
I totally would.
Crap. It wiped out my phony “obvious” & “/obvious” HTML tags… lesson learned.
Yes, i would fuck that statue
She has such an amazing figure, but at least she was honest and told everyone its hard to maintain her physique.
alway’s the same sickmaking look with red lipstick of this 25 dollar-cent-madonna lookalike!!!!!!!!
she does wear too much makeup, but she has an amazing body.
so creepy lol
it looks exactly like her
She wears too much makeup, her hair is fried blonde…no appeal here but she is in good shape.
Heavy make up is part of her look/style. Fools.
Wax statues is usually failing situation as hell.
FAIL!!!