Gwen Stefani’s Missing Something and Other News

May 17th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Even Jennifer Aniston‘s dog couldn’t make a long-term commitment. [Popeater]

- Brad Pitt finds the most polite way to say that working with Terrence Malick was an awful decision. [Huffington Post]

- And speaking of awful decisions, Amy Winehouse is preparing for motherhood. [Dlisted]

- Johnny Depp wearing almost normal clothes in Cannes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sara Jean Underwood is in great shape. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Marissa Miller. Well, mostly. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Olivia Munn deepthroats a hot dog somewhere in here. [theCHIVE]

- Salt director Phillip Noyce will reboot Bloodsport. Enough said. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton is in some sort of bikini/lingerie combo that was obviously designed by women to trick men into thinking this has anything to do with the realities of marriage. [Popoholic]

- Charlie Bucket became a veterinarian. And possibly a pedophile. [BuzzFeed]

- The Victoria’s Secret Angels pretend not to be creeped out by Mario Lopez. [MoeJackson]

- Alec Baldwin punches John Krasinski in the face. [Heavy]

- Steve Berke has me rethinking a move to Miami Beach. [Maxim]

- Women Who Pretend To Love Sports So Men Will Continue To Buy Them Expensive Things: A pictorial [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Drew

    I got it. A boob job.

  2. jumpin_j

    If Drunken Stepfather think Marissa Miller has a “old and hard model face”, eff him. I’ll take her anywhere, anytime.

  3. Is it boobs? Because she seems to be missing boobs.

  4. Gwen Stefani
    fook
    Commented on this photo:

    What? Her tits?

  5. titsonsnack

    Her youth?
    Hair conditioner?

  6. lalala

    she has had a TON of surgery- fillers, lip plumpers, botox boob job- ugh

    • Any Guy

      if that’s the case, she should make a b-line to her lawyer – because she has no tits, no lips – just what exactly did they ‘fill’ besides their pockets?

  7. Somebody just switched the photo to hide her boobs. Well played, Photo Boy.

  8. Pippy Longcockings

    My semen?

  9. Is the answer an Adam’s Apple? ‘Cause it’s either that or boobs, I’m just not sure yet.

  10. Cock Dr

    She seems to be missing the front of her frock.

  11. Any Guy

    TRANNY. c’mon… prove me wrong. whip it out ‘Gwen’.

  12. Gwen Stefani
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like two scrambled eggs with those flapjacks please.

  13. Gwen Stefani
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sending Stephen Hawkings a link to these photos. If they don’t definitively prove the existence of dark matter, nothing else will…gravity alone can’t explain so much sag on boobs that small.

  14. assman

    I know what’s missing – any valid reason for anyone to bother looking at her or listening to her.

  15. It had to be said

    She’s just a girl . . . in the world . . .

  16. Gwen Stefani
    tmfvaughan
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs? Where did they go?

  17. Jebadiah

    Some old hag called and she want her wrinkley eyes back!

  18. Gwen Stefani
    Slick Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    Missing: Gwen’s career

    If you have found it, please call 1-800-2006

  19. If P90X can work this well for Ms. Piggy, it can do the same for you.

  20. DeucePickle

    Apparently what’s missing is the drive to be a music superstar cause she doesn’t have a face plastered with the golden semen from a Buddah statue’s ghost penis and she isn’t out of shape or wearing a meat dress or married to a closet homosexual. Guess all she has is beauty and class. Loser.

  21. Gwen Stefani
    cmoney, esq.
    Commented on this photo:

    what is fine ass titties? i’ll take “the rapist” for $400 trebek.

  22. Gwen Stefani
    kkat
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwen has breast implants. She was way flatter before. They have migrated to the sides so the space between her chest makes her look like there is nothing there

  23. Gwen Stefani
    kkat
    Commented on this photo:

    You can tell by the unatural pull to her ear that she has had a facelift.

  24. ND fan

    see through nips,,, very nice!!!

  25. Is that the Godfather’s sister?

  26. Whatever it is, she got double sternum for it.

  27. Gwen Stefani
    Foaming Solvent
    Commented on this photo:

    We got inside sideboob and underboob in the same photo. My hat is off to the photog.

  28. Gwen Stefani
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs or not, she is not that hot. Never cared much

  29. Gwen Stefani
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs or not, she is not that hot. Never cared much for her music either.

  30. the captain

    pffffffffffffff: here we have the failed “Madonna” again.
    ……….AGAIN?

  31. socool

    now those are a couple fried eggs!

  32. Louie

    She’s missing…TITS!!!!

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