So, Gwen Stefani Wears Thongs

June 1st, 2011 // 37 Comments

Full Disclosure: I would pay money to see that kid’s face in this photo.

Here’s Gwen Stefani celebrating Memorial Day in Malibu on Monday where she apparently wore a skirt that becomes transparent in the sunlight which it looks like her friends try to warn her about, only to have her stand there and laugh like an idiot. “Ha! You see my what? I can’t hear a thing through this make-up. *chisels off foundation* Try now.”

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. looks like she’s letting out a wet one

  2. Pippy Longcockings

    Gave me a Stiffani…

  3. DogBoy

    Wearing a long skirt, layered hooded sweatshirt AND a leather jacket to the beach while others are in bathing suits? Why the fuck not drape yourself a lead UV-protected shroud? What a dumb-ass.

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    holymoly
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she wearing a hoodie, leather coat, a shirt and a skirt that looked like it got a string caught and it got all bunched up like an old pair of stockings?????

  5. Drew

    Thongs are surprising now a days? Have you not banged a girl since 1981?

  6. Venom

    She has a nice little ass.
    I have always liked her.

  7. Nice dolphin ink on her son. That doesn’t look like a press-on one. Unfortunately, it’s right in the middle of his back, so when he gets his full Yakuza dragon next year, it will have to be on his chest.

  8. Cock Dr

    Another very strange warm weather outfit.

  9. Abby Normal

    So, it’s not just her singing that ass-aults the senses…

  10. It had to be said

    Gwen combines the timeless look of Victorian modesty with modern butt-floss is this very special ensemble.

  11. Abby Normal

    Pssst, Gwen… love the Mrs. Butterworth hair-do.

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    BJ
    Commented on this photo:

    who wears a leather jacket to the beach? Besides fat bikers in Daytona?

  13. NSPCC

    Right in little Kingston’s face!

    • Abby Normal

      Other kids can be so cruel when you have butt barnacles stuck to your face. That’s been my experience anyway, little BASTARDS!

  14. Anonymous

    She is frighteningly ugly.

  15. Rosie

    Oh,give Gwen a break-I really don’t think she realized the skirt would be so revealing.And let’s not lose sight of the fact that even as a celebrity,Gwen should have been able to enjoy a day at the beach with her family without the paparazzi photographing her,no matter what she was wearing.

  16. durr

    If I had an ass like that I’d be wearing a thong too.

  17. I can’t believe no one has seen it. She is not wearing a thong. She’s wearing one of those skirts (under the black skirt) that looks like underwear. http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/skirts.asp

    You can see the bottom of the second skirt above her knee.

    • DogBoy

      I re-looked after reading your comment, and its visible only in the first half dozen or so– but I think you might be correct.

  18. “Are you looking at my mum’s bum? Bum lookers! Cheeky monkeys!”

  19. cc

    This is clearly an occasion for my patented firmness tester. (It gives results in Hardwell numbers, not Rockwell numbers, for your sciencey types.)

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    Hannam
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks to me like there is a flesh colored slip underneath. Could be part of the skirt.

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    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I had a skirt like that once…. None of my friends ever warned me about it. Maybe because all my friends are guys? Looked fine inside, but out in the sun it looked like this.

  22. mark

    she has a better ass than most NON hollywood 20 somethings,lol..why is that, oh right because most teens and 20 somethings are lazy short and fat couch potatoes…

  23. the captain

    in europe this is already normal.
    ………SO AMERICANS ARE VERY PRUDISH/OLD FASHIONED PEOPLE.

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    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna operating her secret weather machine

  25. Venkman

    Her ass is incredible. I would HAPPILY tear that up. She is ridiculously hot.

  26. gabrielle

    she wears a lot of makeup, but not more than other celebrities. it’s just a less natural look.

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    nastytxblues
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I do like a lady in a thong.

  28. imabrat

    tramp

  29. hot rod

    Whore responsible for some of the most annoying songs ever, including a cringe inducing butchering of an ’80s classic (“It’s My Life”).
    And those pics are ‘shopped.

  30. jacob470

    Wow. She has no ass at all. But then I saw her in a bikini – man abs, flat ass, B-cup implants, pointless giant bracelets and all, so I shouldn’t be surprised. If I hadn’t seen her head, I’d have thought it was a man in drag.
    Sorry, I like my women with curves and brains.

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    wasdas
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah there is a slip. You can see the hem of it in all the photos. It looks like a thong because of the way the material drapes over the buttocks. Creases always look darker.

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