Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Look Like Two People Who Aren’t About To Get A Divorce

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2012

Here’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale leaving their son’s school yesterday, and if these two are seriously going to try to pull off the never-effective “Cheating? What cheating? Look at us together!” maneuver, it’s usually a good idea to make sure one of you isn’t visibly to the point of tears while brandishing a dog to keep the other one away. That doesn’t really say “happily married” as much as “I trained it to bite off a man’s penis while you were out grabbing the nanny’s ass. By the way, I spent all our money on makeup.” I can’t be the only one who’s getting that.

UPDATE: Considering the “nanny” turned out to be his sister, we can now safely say this is just your run of the mill, bored, apathetic hate. Ain’t love grand?

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