Here’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale leaving their son’s school yesterday, and if these two are seriously going to try to pull off the never-effective “Cheating? What cheating? Look at us together!” maneuver, it’s usually a good idea to make sure one of you isn’t visibly to the point of tears while brandishing a dog to keep the other one away. That doesn’t really say “happily married” as much as “I trained it to bite off a man’s penis while you were out grabbing the nanny’s ass. By the way, I spent all our money on makeup.” I can’t be the only one who’s getting that.
UPDATE: Considering the “nanny” turned out to be his sister, we can now safely say this is just your run of the mill, bored, apathetic hate. Ain’t love grand?
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If these rumors are true, Gwen, you deserve better.
Not buying it. It’s not like Gwen needs him. She is more successful and much hotter. He was probably just helping the babysitter out. Or they have an arrangement. Either way, doesn’t matter. Their business. I have two friends who have a open relationship in the sense they can cheat 2 times a year. I don’t get it, doesn’t make sense to me, but they are happy. So, whatever works.
Need a picture of the nanny to make an educated guess.
I don’t care if she doesn’t have tits, she’s hot as hell. It’s more fun poking the box over tits anyway.
GR is a dumb fuck.
Aww. :’(
First tie ever I have ever had that reaction to a picture on The Superficial.
At its most elemental level the human organism, like crawling life, has a mouth, digestive tract, and anus, a skin to keep it intact, and appendages with which to acquire food. Existence, for all organismic life, is a constant struggle to feed — a struggle to incorporate whatever other organisms they can fit into their mouths and press down their gullets without choking. Seen in these stark terms, life on this planet is a gory spectacle, a science-fiction nightmare in which digestive tracts fitted with teeth at one end are tearing away at whatever flesh they can reach, and at the other end are piling up the fuming waste excrement as they move along in search of more flesh. – from Escape from Evil by Ernest Becker
That’s just so romantic!
Sounds just like my ex-wife
Mary, you’ve got to stop watching those Human Centipede movies.
“Gavin, if you don’t stop humming “Glycerine” I’m going to get my backup rasta dudes to butt rape you.”
Rasta butt-rape is something you reward Gavin with, not threaten:
http://www.thefrisky.com/2009-04-23/gavin-rossdales-ex-girlfriend-is-a-man-baby/
and it’s Fishballs FTW
{sniff}
“I can’t believe you didn’t wear the matching orange hat I bought you.”
If she can deal with him banging a dude, she can deal with him banging the nanny. I am sure they will be just fine.
I knew it wouldn’t last…why did she marry him anyway? I bet the guys in No Doubt were like, “You’re kidding…you want to marry the lead singer of that horrible band Bush?! This wont last”
As I recall the band didn’t attend the wedding, nor did her family or most of her numerous friends.
Her father did, to give her away as is his Paternal duty. He has probably has been avoiding mirrors ever since.
To the “I Just Dont Get Why Gavin Cheats on Gwen, She’s Beautiful” women:
It doesn’t matter than Gwen is one of the hottest women (over 40 or not), it’s not because the nanny is younger, it’s not because the nanny is prettier, it’s not because the nanny has a better personality.
It’s because the nanny isn’t his wife. That’s how we are. We are pigs :)
Strange FTW
Actually, it is really a case of strange for the lose.
It’s not the nanny … that is his sister.
gwen looks miserable. who takes a little dog with them to drop the kid off at school? where is the kid anyway? what time is it there? they got all dressed up in their rock star clothes early in the morning just to drop the kid off at school? weir.d
That is Gavin’s sister you dumb shits.
Eh. The banner picture looks pretty grim, but they just look like normal married people in all the others.
Also, that’s definitely his sister. Which, uh, doesn’t make it any less awkward for him to be grabbing her ass I guess.
mouse, several of the pics look grim and if you think this is a typical couple after ten years, yer on crack
“I wanted to help her up the hill like this, but then I thought it would completely send the wrong message…”
I really hope this works out for Gwen.
So tell me again why marriage is a good idea?
The dog is precious! Want!
Hey, Gavin! The 90s called. They want their shitty, overpriced grunge look clothes back. Seriously, this guy is pushing 50 and he’s dressing like he’s 19. Jeez.
Hair by Zippy the Pinhead.
Of course we can’t tell from a picture, but this one looks like Gwen is cringing and Gavin is giving her a “yes I hurt you and I will again if I want” look. That may be out of character for him and a totally wrong analysis of the pic.
However, I trust the good men of Orange County to string this guy up by his wedding tackle if we find out he’s actually hurting her.