It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini

August 10th, 2012 // 79 Comments

As promised.

Let’s make this a party. Here are the other Great Bikini Butts of 2012, and even after Gwen (42, by the way), my money’s still on Leighton Meester, so let’s start birthing all our babies in prisons. Our children will thank us.

(This is for me.)

Photos: Splash News

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    Matt Lauer
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    A lot nicer than I expected.

  2. DirtyFighter

    My vote’s for Jessica

  3. Dan Quayle

    Dry white toast

  4. cc

    My vote is Gwen…that is perfect. Smooth as silk, firm, and creamy white.

  5. Cressida

    I used to look kinda like that … long, long ago — in a galaxy far, far away …

  6. j.j

    She looks incredible and shes in her 40s! wtf girls half her age dont even look that good well not where Im from,lol whats her damn secret and she had 2 kids!!! lucky

  7. Keeping it tight! Still would rather get up on Leighton.

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    Visible Name
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    Jesus H Christ. That’s just beautiful right there.

  9. GrandDragon

    No guy who posts on this website will have a 42 year old wife or girlfriend that even comes close to that.

    I’m going to go murder my wife now.

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    Louise
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    wait I’m confused… where is this butt? I don’t see one.

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    Shannon
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    I don’t know which one I’m more jealous of.

  12. Gwen Stefani Bikini Butt
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    Not bad at all. I imagined far worse.

  13. Goddamn firewall at work, hiding dem asses from me. I guess I’ll just have to wait till I get home to mast…. read the articles.

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    AteIsEnough
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you just fart??

  15. that's me!

    I hate to say it but….looks like Paris Hilton.

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    vgrly
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    Wrong hand placement.

  17. Sheppy

    Hmmm. Unexpectedly pretty good. But yes, still would rather Leighton. Just damn.

  18. The Royal Penis

    Gwen Stefani is pretty hot given she’s birthed a couple of kids, has small tits and is officially middle aged.

    Good for her.

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    Bob
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    Gwen works hard to maintain a nice ass because she’s heard from multiple sources that her husband’s really into that.

  20. El Jefe

    I love her and I love her little ass.

  21. your mom

    you forgot that one chick from american pie, that used to look awkward & weird, then suddenly super hot with an amazing ass. I believe you refer to her as having a chipmunk butt. She belongs in the best ass of 2012 category.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Ya know, I cant stand this chick normally but props must be given for a VERY nice ass. Now go make me a sammich.

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    Lord Invader
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    Are you sure these photos weren’t taken in Maui? ‘Cause there’s a map of Hawaii on my screen. Oh, wait…

  24. blah

    This is a good white lady butt, but very anticlimactic after your big build-up.

  25. Nina

    In the 90′s I used to think Shirley Manson was way hotter than Gwen Stefani, but now Shirley could be Gwen’s mother. Karma. Now the bindi makes sense ;)

  26. suck it

    Amazing asses, but I vote for Biel!

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    Crabby Old Guy
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    Nice pins.

  28. Cock Dr

    I can only hope that Gwen is maintaining that awesome ass by way of healthy diet & exercise, not the Bolivian marching powder.

    • Devilish Diva

      She doesn’t strike me as a druggie. More like she doesn’t want her hubby to wander around with other women (and men).
      She’s got a nice body but she’s a little too old to be this thin.
      As they say, “It’s either your ass or your face.” She’ll need major fillers for her face, if she’s not doing that already.

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    “He must work out”

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    I’ve seen skeletons with higher body fat percentages.

    • lily

      youre an idiot. she in no way looks like a skeleton. shes fit, tight, toned, and athletic. girl has great genes mixed with a healthy lifestyle. shes a good role model and proves you can have kids, age with grace, and still look amazing. she looks leagues better than the majority of fat 20 something bitches i see at the gym daily.

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    Gwen, don’t tell Gavin, but I’m in love with your ass!

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    I know it’s old, but…
    Giggity!

    • Jane

      It’s, excuse me it’s?? F*ck, I’m sorry but you should learn grammar a bit and shut up about an amazing mother of two children and amazing singer. ugrr

      • Firstly, it was clearly a compliment (besides the ‘old’ bit, but age can be almost as subjective as beauty). Secondly, if you’re going to call someone on their “shitty” grammar, perhaps you should brush up on yours. Here’s a quick lesson:

        Its = possessive form (“Look at its ass!”)
        It’s = abbreviation of ‘it is’ (“Look at her ass, it’s fine!”

        You fucking moron. Go back to your No Doubt myspace page.

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    InkyBlack
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    My impotence! It’s cured!

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    Andie
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    Wow. She’s a little tighter in the belly area, but this could totally be me. And I’m 37 with two teenagers. Not trying to brag, but this particular pic looks amlost just like me. And that’s a good thing. :)

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    Fishballs
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    Hey Andie, can I come over your house and tongue your butthole then?

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    Mike701
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    Further proof Ms. Stefani’s deal with the Devil is working out nicely.

  37. disillusionisreal

    Oh Gwen…….sigh…….

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    Wow! Who knew? I’d have my dick permanently embedded in that ass.

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    Weirdo
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    I’d ass munch that sweet butt so much I’d never have to eat real food again!

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    Dr. Ike
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    I’d love trying to shoehorn my penis into her butthole.

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    Bob
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    Whatever trainer got that ass back into that shape after two kids deserves a fucking gold medal of his own.

  42. Glenn

    I bet Gavin spends a lot of time giving her rimjobs.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Professor. What’s another word for pirate treasure?

  44. Gwen Stefani Bikini Butt
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    Damn, I would live in that ass. I’ve always liked this woman, but now she has a spot in my spank bank.

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    Coyote
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    Now that’s what I call a Holler Back, Girl

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    Bob
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    42… and BOOM

  47. Nate

    I want to slide my big toe up her ass while I shoot my load on to her pretty face.

  48. baja

    pssssst: SHE IS FOURTY FOUR YEARS OLD BUT STILL GOING STRONG.

  49. god damn. jessica has an amazing ass, but gwen is fucking 42. most of my 25-year-old friends don’t look anything like that. damn. gwen=winner.

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    lily
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    i am IN LOVE with gwen! she looks awesome, she has not aged a day since the nineties. cant wait for the new album to come out!

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