We’ve got an asshole-load of bikini photos to get to this morning, so let’s get Gwen Stefani out of the way considering these are technically only half of her in a bikini, and she’s either talking on the phone or parenting which are probably the two least sexy things a woman can do in front of a man. At this point, these shots might as well be of her menstruating, or worse, shopping which sounded way less dark in my head. That was uncalled for.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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She is one hot as hell 41 year old. She’s two days shy of a year younger than me. She and Jennifer Aniston obviously come from superior gene pools if they look that good in their forties. Gwen has flawless skin tone and is in exquisite shape. I would love to have a chance with either of them, or a reasonable facsimile for that matter.
pssssssst: HER ASS IS FAT THAT’S WHY THE DRESS, folks!!
no, it’s called being modest. we’re just not used to it.
she looks great- besides being a ghost.
Her skin is the best part. Tan is out.
Tan is funk-nasty. That orange-leathery look needed to die. It’s not attractive. Sorrrray!
She’s still getting the job done.
This is a woman who is 100% aware that she was going to be photographed as soon as she set foot on the deck. It’s as staged as a Vogue Cannes fashion shoot.
I’ve always loved Gwen. She’s the coolest chick and is still hot 20 yrs in her career & 2 kids later.
I’d like the skirt of it wasn’t riding her pube line.
* if
you mean her *theoretical* pube line.
it seems unlikely she’s anything but Full Brazilian.
She’s in No Doubt mode, now, wherein she shows off her abs.
We only see her legs when she’s Harajuku Hollabacking.
amen, sister! gwen runs circles around chicks half her age!! she is a music & fashion icon and looks amazing!!
Touchdown!
You rarely hear me say this…but she needs breast implants.
She never would. High fashion looks better with a small chest. Put great clothes on Pam Anderson and she still looks like a low class hooker with those ugly melons. Get a clue.
she’s already had breast implants. she was flat before- now she has a tiny bit of boob.
Oh yeah clarence i forgot about that.
Hot and classy. Yes sir.
“What do you mean they died in transport?… No, I paid for them to be shipped two in a crate, not four. Do you know how fucking expensive it’s getting for me to constantly replace those Harajuku girls?”
You guys are crazy!!!! She looks AMAZING!!!! This woman has had two children and her body is WAY better than 95% of 20 year olds in the country!!! that’s unbelievable….
She’s definitely giving ME a Stiffani!
Wow, just beautiful.
Thats great, they all look happy. Lucky them
“Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking…hello?”
Gwen – So your guy doesn’t like you if you look like yourself?
He says he’ll only stay with you if you’re always fully made up and looking like someone else.
Girl, cut yourself loose from this fool!
A for effort, but you do realize that you’re not exactly number 2 on her list, right?
“Yes, is this Iveski’s mom? I just wanted to say thank you sooo much for lending me your living room drapes. They fit beautifully. Oh, and your son is an ass. Bye!”
She looks like a bird. Grow some boobs Gwen.