Gwen Stefani in a Bikini

The Superficial / May 16, 2011

We’ve got an asshole-load of bikini photos to get to this morning, so let’s get Gwen Stefani out of the way considering these are technically only half of her in a bikini, and she’s either talking on the phone or parenting which are probably the two least sexy things a woman can do in front of a man. At this point, these shots might as well be of her menstruating, or worse, shopping which sounded way less dark in my head. That was uncalled for.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News