Guess Who’s Out of Rehab

The Superficial | August 24, 2010 - 8:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan has officially been released from rehab and walks freely among us now, according to sources for RadarOnline. Based on UCLA’s diagnosis that she’s not a drug-addicted alcoholic, it’s more than likely she’s also free of the SCRAM bracelet, so it’s literally more than a matter of minutes until she’s falling face-first into a gutter outside Marmont as Samantha Ronson sprouts leathery wings to fly them to Abusive Lesbian Land. God, it’s a great day to be alive unless you live in LA.

Photo: Pacific Coast News