Lindsay Lohan has officially been released from rehab and walks freely among us now, according to sources for RadarOnline. Based on UCLA’s diagnosis that she’s not a drug-addicted alcoholic, it’s more than likely she’s also free of the SCRAM bracelet, so it’s literally more than a matter of minutes until she’s falling face-first into a gutter outside Marmont as Samantha Ronson sprouts leathery wings to fly them to Abusive Lesbian Land. God, it’s a great day to be alive unless you live in LA.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Twizlah | August 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm
The Return of Cokefoot.
mcfeely smackup | August 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm
god I love that picture.
FU SF | August 25, 2010 at 1:08 am
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING
pimp | August 25, 2010 at 11:28 am
she looks like she’s been getting mouth fucked for 3 hours…
CARLO | August 25, 2010 at 3:31 pm
she looks horrible!!! but glad she got out. I don’t know may girls her age that don’t party and pass out in the car or in bushes. This whole thing is because of the media. I’d have a cell next to her if I were famous and being stalked too. What’s wrong with a little blow?
Bowman | August 24, 2010 at 8:54 pm
This will end in fire…
gogo | August 24, 2010 at 8:54 pm
and guess who’s back from vacation? :P
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 12:44 am
noticed ur a little rusty on ‘first’ ;-)
RaraAvis | August 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
There – are you all happy now? Let the paparazzi stalking begin…
nick | August 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
FRSIISSTTT
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:30 am
STTUUPISSDST
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm
I’m calling it. She’ll be dead within a month. Coke overdose or car accident… something of that nature.
Hugh Gentry | August 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
I say 6-12 months.
Vito | August 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I don’t know about her dying so soon, but she’ll very likely be in some trouble of some sort — in a hospital, a jail, another fucked up destructive relationship, or…well, yeah, maybe dead.
Of course her mother will blame it on someone else…What a fucked up crew!
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I would like to give her a messy cream pie!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 12:33 am
already called first dibbs on that!
welcome back linds x
Overtsexed | August 24, 2010 at 9:35 pm
I would destroy that pussy.
mcfeely smackup | August 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm
are you the one who destroyed her titties? Because they look like a 70 year old grammas.
LJ | August 24, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I wonder who is going to run the pool taking bets on when Lindsay Lohan will fall on her face in front of the paparazzi with coke traces still on her nostrils?
My bet would be six months from today.
Shocked | August 24, 2010 at 10:41 pm
I hate celebrities. No regular person would get let off the way they do. I’ve gotten in soooo much trouble over a little bit of nothing and so does everyone else so why the hell shouldn’t they have to also? Lameeee.
Jay | August 24, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Lindsay? Is that you?
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:17 am
I know what ur thinking… I would too
Katie | August 25, 2010 at 12:27 am
Are her feet smoking?????
Queef | August 25, 2010 at 12:25 pm
It’s coke that she had stashed in her shoe.
PuffPuffGive | August 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I was thinking the same thing!
Seriously, WHY ARE THEY SMOKING??
eman | August 25, 2010 at 12:28 am
she looks like the fat kardashian here.
Taz | August 25, 2010 at 2:34 am
Let’s hang her!
Jenny | August 25, 2010 at 6:49 pm
HA!
herbiefrog | August 25, 2010 at 3:51 am
hoorah : ))
What a moron | August 25, 2010 at 4:11 am
The countdown to her doing something REALLY stupid has begun again. Since she’s learned absolutely nothing from her experience (she’s taken no responsibility for her actions, and is demanding an apology from the court for putting her stupid slutty ass in jail in the first place), and is blaming everyone else but herself for what has happened, she will do the exact same stupid things over again. She’ll start drinking & drugging, she’ll drive drunk, she’ll steal things again, she’ll start lying again, she’ll be out until 5am going to parties & bars (great place for an alcoholic to hang out, btw), she’ll end up in more photos acting like a cokewhore. And, everything that’s documented in photographs will be “setups” from unnamed people who are out to get her.
I hope she either gets her shit together right away or just disappears. Dying is acceptable, but just going away is preferrable…
Ilikeyp | August 25, 2010 at 7:22 am
I THINK SHE HAS NICE LEGS!!!!
Any Guy | August 25, 2010 at 8:15 am
ok, so apparently I’m the only one who has NO fucking clue why her feet are in a cloud of white dust. what the fuck IS that? photoshopped? Tony Montana just tripped at her feet? WHAT?
egypt22 | August 25, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Yeah, I saw that, too. And my first thought was, “Oh, she must have stepped in a puddle of water and is melting a la the Wicked Witch of the West”.
ugottabekidding | August 25, 2010 at 8:21 am
I, for one, could not be happier that she’s on the loose again. It just means that I still have a shot at some major points if she croaks before year end. YAY!!!
havoc | August 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
Woohoo! Red Bull and eightballs for everyone!
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UY | August 25, 2010 at 10:19 am
This will all turn out incredibly well. For the paps, pundits and bloggers.
Just like releasing a fox for the hunt. (Using the word “fox” in the most literal mammalian sense, or course.)
Gando | August 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
Well,I guess she’ll be busy the coming time doing her talk show/interview rounds.
Rhialto | August 25, 2010 at 10:53 am
Don’t cry at the Oprah show!
Milo | August 25, 2010 at 11:53 am
I think she’s learned her lesson from her short stint in prison and rehab. I think she realizes that her fans are pulling for her to straighten up and fly right. I think she knows that her family is behind her. I think she’ll once again prove that she’s a pretty good actress. Basically, I think she’ll take advantage of her “second chance” a la Robert Downey Jr. and will be one of Hollywood’s top talents again.
Just kidding. I think she’ll do a lot of coke and probably OD.
Kelley | August 25, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Good one, lol. She looks like she’s been sucking on swimming pool drains.
justme | August 25, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Because that’s not crack, it’s chalk dust, because she keeps chalk in her purse…just in case she needs to give an impromptu lesson to orphans in India on the hardships of stardom…followed by a quick instructional on the chemistry of cutting narcotics
justme | August 25, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Okay…sooooooo…has anyone wiki-ed Cocaine? Jesus, there’s more research there than on Parkinson’s or HIV. Oh…and a pic of a lady lighting up…for good measure. Shit, I bet you if we told Lilo (and everyone else who contributed to the Cocaine page) that she could take a swan dive into a pool of coke if she figured out a way to clean up the Guly, that shit would be done in a week. Albeit, the method would involve Dina piloting a fishing boat with Lilo acting as a human skimmer, but…just think.
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