‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Has A New Trailer

November 14th, 2012 // 9 Comments
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WATCH: The New Trailer For 'Grand Theft Auto V'

Here’s the latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto V which apparently lets you play as three characters (Why’s the white guy always gotta be bald? Follicle-ists!) and is five times the size of Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV and San Andreas combined. Or roughly 1/35ths of a Hamm-bone if you want to get all scientific about it.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    I LIVE for the GTA series.

    When my wife was walking down the aisle, I was looking at the preliminary screen shots for the game. I am going to buy a giant bag of buds and get stoned to hell and play this game for 10 hours straight when it comes out.

    Then Im going to sleep for 4 hours, wake and bake, call out of work, and repeat.

  2. Brooke

    The middle one kind of looks like a stockier middle-class Obama. Neat.

    • Drew

      Are you one of those people that think all black guys look like Obama? Because he doesn’t look anything like him, at all.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Plot-wise, I thought GTA:Vice City was superb.

    Nothing beat those missions, everyone’s doing cocaine and shooting up nightclubs.

  4. Al Bundy

    Will it off the same excitement of watching TV inside the game and endless pointless errands for annoying friends as the previous one?

  5. oldfool

    But can you still shoot hookers?

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