Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

- Channing Tatum robbed Jon Hamm’s penis of it’s rightful throne. [Dlisted]

- Sam Worthington is making good use of his time between Avatar movies. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mind The Gap will also ease the Election Day. Or any day really. [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Alec Baldwin was our 13th president. [BuzzFeed]

- So who wants to see Kelly Ripa dressed up as Christina Aguilera? [Popoholic]

- There’s a Boy Meets World spinoff coming. [TooFab]

- Leonardo DiCaprio finally got bored with Erin Heatherton. [Celebslam]

- I never thought I’d read the words “hot Porta Potty exit” but here we are. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mickey Rourke is making a movie with Kellan Lutz called Java Heat. You just read that. [FilmDrunk]

- There’s a magazine called fART that has pictures of nude models. I’m not sure what else I need to type here. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Budweiser hates free advertising. “Drunk on our beer? You’ll still be able to fly a plane.” It connects with you and old alike. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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