Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

November 6th, 2012 // 8 Comments

- Channing Tatum robbed Jon Hamm’s penis of it’s rightful throne. [Dlisted]

- Sam Worthington is making good use of his time between Avatar movies. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mind The Gap will also ease the Election Day. Or any day really. [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Alec Baldwin was our 13th president. [BuzzFeed]

- So who wants to see Kelly Ripa dressed up as Christina Aguilera? [Popoholic]

- There’s a Boy Meets World spinoff coming. [TooFab]

- Leonardo DiCaprio finally got bored with Erin Heatherton. [Celebslam]

- I never thought I’d read the words “hot Porta Potty exit” but here we are. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mickey Rourke is making a movie with Kellan Lutz called Java Heat. You just read that. [FilmDrunk]

- There’s a magazine called fART that has pictures of nude models. I’m not sure what else I need to type here. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Budweiser hates free advertising. “Drunk on our beer? You’ll still be able to fly a plane.” It connects with you and old alike. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Miranda Kerr Thigh High Boots
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  2. Miranda Kerr Thigh High Boots
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    I just tripped over my tongue and poked myself in the eye with my cock. That is some hotness.

  3. It’s like the internet has been reading my diary!

  4. Yeah she’s hot…but I bet that goddamn purse-thing costs more than I make in a month. So Got-dayum indeed

  5. Cock Dr

    That’s a great pair of legs in a great pair of bitch boots. Wow.

    • We need to encourage as many women as possible to trade in their damn Birkenstocks for these, so let’s come up with a better name than bitch boots.

      How about getting-your-own-way-with-the-remote-when-Gray’s-is-on boots? Or something to do with chocolate and orgasms.

  6. Miranda Kerr Thigh High Boots
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    If only she would accept my “Lower Expectation” stroll along some desolate Los Angeles reservoir.

  7. it had to be said

    Me? Oh I like the whore boots. I like them a lot.

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