Good Morning, Michelle Rodriguez, And Other News

- Madonna owned the MET Gala: An argument I wouldn’t make because I’m easily distracted by breasts. And the living. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lauryn Hill’s going to jail for tax evasion. [Dlisted]

- Apparently Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair looks incredible without makeup. [theCHIVE]

- There’s going to be a Mission: Impossible 5 now. Of course. [tooFab]

- BitTorrent wants to take out Netflix. [BuzzFeed]

- Good god, Karlie Kloss in lingerie… [Popoholic]

- Arianny Celeste strips for The Simpsons. Why not? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber has a 24-karat gold ping pong table. Yup. [Celebslam]

- Miranda Kerr is completely naked in Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Iron Man 3 was supposed to have a Pepper Potts sextape. [FilmDrunk]

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