Good Morning, Julissa Bermudez, And Other News

January 29th, 2014 // 12 Comments

- Whoever the first chick is in this gallery, GOOD. GOD. [theCHIVE]

- Relive the time Sienna Miller banged Daniel Craig behind Jude Law‘s back all over again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry found Nana’s curtains. [Dlisted]

- Christina Aguilera can do better than this. [Fishwrapper]

- Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique is still goddamn awesome. [tooFab]

- Dear, Yahoo, the secret is titty photos. Titty photos as far as the eye can see. [BuzzFeed]

- Lea Michele‘s in yoga pants again. [Popoholic]

- What’s up, Hilary Duff‘s single-mom-boobs? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Benson does Cosmo. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- A new PBS documentary presupposes maybe Woody Allen isn’t a child molester? [FilmDrunk]

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  1. The first chick in theChive gallery…Frecklenose in camo? Hmm. Suddenly the Lindsay Lohan and Duck Dynasty fixations come into focus.

  2. Julissa Bermudez Bikini Maxwell Girlfriend
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    A distant relative of the Kardashians?

  3. As for Woody Allen…I’m not going to lash myself to his defense (and not just because he hasn’t really made a good movie for 15 years now). But—the child-molestation accusations Mia Farrow made came out at the same time as the Woody–Soon-Yi revelations, and I always felt that there wasn’t accounting for the possibility that the charges were a vindictive tactic by a woman scorned: “He’s going to leave me for my adopted daughter?! Well…uh…he molested our child!!!”

    Obviously, I can’t know what the truth is. But Mia Farrow has been no innocent in her life. She stole André Previn away from her good friend Dory, creepily thought she could treat her stepdaughter Tina Sinatra as a sister (“I mean, we’re only three years apart in age! Except I’m banging your father”), and apparently was still banging Frank while she was with Woody, some five years before she learned about him and Soon-Yi. Don’t throw her your sympathy merely by default.

    • Hugh G. Rection

      The molested child was the one who said it, and maintained her accusation twenty years later. As for the relationship with Soon-Yi, Woody became part of that household when she was twelve. I suppose we should give him them benefit of the doubt that the relationship blossomed after she turned 18 (and he was in his 50′s).

      • I’m not saying it didn’t happen. I can’t. But young children often repeat what a parent tells them to say in order to please her, and imprinting an accusation like that can seriously affect someone’s memory in the long term. Again, not saying you’re wrong. But it’s not a slam-dunk “Woody’s guilty!” for me.

  4. fapper

    Hillary Duff on her knees… brb….

  5. Julissa Bermudez Bikini Maxwell Girlfriend
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    “Tupperware Titties: Making Clowns out of Perfectly Beautiful Women Since 1962…”

  6. Julissa Bermudez Bikini Maxwell Girlfriend
    Mama Pinkus
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    totally looks like she’s sucking it all in but, not bad

  7. Jennifer Lawrence…sweet Jeebus! I need to to write myself a note to remember to bear her children…

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