- Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn’t gay because it’s true and not because Scientology is holding a bear claw hostage. [Lainey Gossip]
- Alright, who ordered the Firecrotch Sampler? [theCHIVE]
- Beyonce called people who voted for Mitt Romney “Mitches.” — Is it too late to change my vote now? I want to change my vote. [Dlisted]
- Iron Man was subliminal Coca Cola advertising this whole time. [BuzzFeed]
- Breaking: Minka Kelly‘s hotness prevails. [Popoholic]
- Rihanna & Chris Brown‘s new song is called “Nobody’s Business.” Jesus Christ… [TooFab]
- Apparently Kim Kardashian‘s ass counts as a physical disability. [Celebslam]
- Hello, Kate Upton in Vogue… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Michael Bay is taking ideas from the Internet now. Oh, good. [FilmDrunk]
- Sometimes I forget how hot Bar Refaeli is. GQ just fixed that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Joe Biden‘s going to be on Parks & Rec. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Wow, starting the day off with a bang, eh Fish? Thanks for the motivation to go back to bed.
Her and her nipples are givin’ us the evil eye.
I just Love her, From ED, Boston Legal, and now Modern Family. True American Girl Next door
True MILF!
Love this lady. She’s funny on the show AND real life. I saw her on Letterman once (maybe it was Conan?) and she was just hilarious. I mean, she had no filter, and it was refreshing. Plus, I find her beautiful, she has great energy, and she’s not a fatty.
In other words, she might be my hero.
She is awesome. I love her in everything I’ve ever seen her in.
I lost my staff!
hump hump hump
She’s MILFy but her MILFy goodness peaks at about 20 feet. There is a variety of black magic that keeps her face looking good.
Those are going to increase her wind resistance.
I’d ride her like a stolen moped.
Why would anyone risk arrest, jail, and ridicule by stealing a fucking Moped? That would be like breaking into someone’s house so you could take out their trash. But your point is well taken.
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Heidi Klum. She better watch it if she don’t want no Seal mounting.
What a darling girl! Beautiful and cute at the same time, with a great personality and sense of humor thrown in for good measure. I’d take her home to Mom!
(Actually, Mom has been deceased for quite a while, but hopefully you get my drift!)
Oh, NOW I get why she mentioned nipples covers about 20 times in her Emmy”s speech.
Huh? Kate Gosselin changed her name to “Julie Bowen”?
Great imaginations there fellas. I guess you guys can see
camel toe and pubic hair too huh? Good gawd…..get a life
I’d lick her anus and bang her.