Good Morning, Julie Bowen’s Apparently Brisk Morning Jog, And Other News

- Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn’t gay because it’s true and not because Scientology is holding a bear claw hostage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alright, who ordered the Firecrotch Sampler? [theCHIVE]

- Beyonce called people who voted for Mitt Romney “Mitches.” — Is it too late to change my vote now? I want to change my vote. [Dlisted]

- Iron Man was subliminal Coca Cola advertising this whole time. [BuzzFeed]

- Breaking: Minka Kelly’s hotness prevails. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna & Chris Brown’s new song is called “Nobody’s Business.” Jesus Christ… [TooFab]

- Apparently Kim Kardashian’s ass counts as a physical disability. [Celebslam]

- Hello, Kate Upton in Vogue… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Michael Bay is taking ideas from the Internet now. Oh, good. [FilmDrunk]

- Sometimes I forget how hot Bar Refaeli is. GQ just fixed that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joe Biden’s going to be on Parks & Rec. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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