Good Morning, Julie Bowen’s Apparently Brisk Morning Jog, And Other News

November 8th, 2012 // 18 Comments

- Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn’t gay because it’s true and not because Scientology is holding a bear claw hostage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alright, who ordered the Firecrotch Sampler? [theCHIVE]

- Beyonce called people who voted for Mitt Romney “Mitches.” — Is it too late to change my vote now? I want to change my vote. [Dlisted]

- Iron Man was subliminal Coca Cola advertising this whole time. [BuzzFeed]

- Breaking: Minka Kelly‘s hotness prevails. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna & Chris Brown‘s new song is called “Nobody’s Business.” Jesus Christ… [TooFab]

- Apparently Kim Kardashian‘s ass counts as a physical disability. [Celebslam]

- Hello, Kate Upton in Vogue… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Michael Bay is taking ideas from the Internet now. Oh, good. [FilmDrunk]

- Sometimes I forget how hot Bar Refaeli is. GQ just fixed that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joe Biden‘s going to be on Parks & Rec. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. anonymous

    Wow, starting the day off with a bang, eh Fish? Thanks for the motivation to go back to bed.

  2. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
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    Her and her nipples are givin’ us the evil eye.

  3. I just Love her, From ED, Boston Legal, and now Modern Family. True American Girl Next door

  4. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    True MILF!

  5. Love this lady. She’s funny on the show AND real life. I saw her on Letterman once (maybe it was Conan?) and she was just hilarious. I mean, she had no filter, and it was refreshing. Plus, I find her beautiful, she has great energy, and she’s not a fatty.

    In other words, she might be my hero.

  6. She is awesome. I love her in everything I’ve ever seen her in.

  7. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    I lost my staff!

  8. Dan Quayle

    hump hump hump

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    She’s MILFy but her MILFy goodness peaks at about 20 feet. There is a variety of black magic that keeps her face looking good.

  10. lawn

    Those are going to increase her wind resistance.

  11. Schmidtler

    I’d ride her like a stolen moped.

    • Why would anyone risk arrest, jail, and ridicule by stealing a fucking Moped? That would be like breaking into someone’s house so you could take out their trash. But your point is well taken.

  12. From the thumbnail, I thought it was Heidi Klum. She better watch it if she don’t want no Seal mounting.

  13. What a darling girl! Beautiful and cute at the same time, with a great personality and sense of humor thrown in for good measure. I’d take her home to Mom!
    (Actually, Mom has been deceased for quite a while, but hopefully you get my drift!)

  14. Ass Clown

    Oh, NOW I get why she mentioned nipples covers about 20 times in her Emmy”s speech.

  15. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh? Kate Gosselin changed her name to “Julie Bowen”?

  16. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    Great imaginations there fellas. I guess you guys can see
    camel toe and pubic hair too huh? Good gawd…..get a life

  17. Julie Bowen Nipples Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d lick her anus and bang her.

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