Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

- Justin Bieber stole a dude who says he’s Selena Gomez’s dad’s credit card and used it to buy abortions and boner implants, so basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. [Dlisted]

- Cameron Diaz is allowed to gaze upon Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin in the same room because when GOOP wants to let you know you’re ugly it’s through hand-painted subtext with a macrobiotic crust. [Lainey Gossip]

- Underboob: It’s under-appreciated. [theCHIVE]

- 32 Of Your Childhood Crushes Then And Now (What, no Little Mermaid? This list is bullshit.) [BuzzFeed]

- More of Kelly Brook’s cleavage at the Skyfall premiere. [Popoholic]

- Teen Mom Leah Messer is pregnant again. Oh, good. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Lopez’s nipples refuse to cooperate. [Celebslam]

- Candice Swanepoel in sexy workout clothes, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- China made a $100 million underwater 3D movie about mermaids starring Olga Kurylenko. We invade at dawn and ask them how it was. [FilmDrunk]

- I have no idea who or what a Kelly Kelly is, or Barbie Blank, but here’s her crazy abs on Twitter. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel wedding photo is somehow gayer than all of us imagined. [Just Jared]

- If you haven’t heard by now, Javier Bardem completely owns the new Bond movie. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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