- Justin Bieber stole a dude who says he’s Selena Gomez’s dad’s credit card and used it to buy abortions and boner implants, so basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. [Dlisted]
- Cameron Diaz is allowed to gaze upon Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin in the same room because when GOOP wants to let you know you’re ugly it’s through hand-painted subtext with a macrobiotic crust. [Lainey Gossip]
- Underboob: It’s under-appreciated. [theCHIVE]
- 32 Of Your Childhood Crushes Then And Now (What, no Little Mermaid? This list is bullshit.) [BuzzFeed]
- More of Kelly Brook‘s cleavage at the Skyfall premiere. [Popoholic]
- Teen Mom Leah Messer is pregnant again. Oh, good. [TooFab]
- Jennifer Lopez‘s nipples refuse to cooperate. [Celebslam]
- Candice Swanepoel in sexy workout clothes, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]
- China made a $100 million underwater 3D movie about mermaids starring Olga Kurylenko. We invade at dawn and ask them how it was. [FilmDrunk]
- I have no idea who or what a Kelly Kelly is, or Barbie Blank, but here’s her crazy abs on Twitter. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel wedding photo is somehow gayer than all of us imagined. [Just Jared]
- If you haven’t heard by now, Javier Bardem completely owns the new Bond movie. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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This girl is clearly on the prowl….
Starred in fetish tickling movie – CHECK
No problem going topless – CHECK
Complains in public (twice) about lack of sex with fiancee – CHECK
Wears slutty outfits and goes out alone – CHECK
God help the first guy she ends up fucking, because she’s going to break his dick off when she cums!
She asked me to date her but had to refuse. Shut up! That’s how it happened. Look, it’s either this or jerking off until my dick falls off and, frankly, I’m running out of lotion.
She’s obviously wearing that top backwards.
Its too bad she’s such a bitch, because DAMN she’s hot! But then again, she has to be…thats how it works. If she weren’t a vagosaur, it would seem unacceptable for me to tell her “Shut the fuck up and climb back on my cock”.
I think her face looksl ike a dude.
That is one tight tuchus
Justin Bieber stole a dude? And the dude believes he’s a credit card? That’s how that reads.
Hot from every angle I’ve seen but this one, for as some of her bikini pics confirm, she has a pretty flat butt. Compare, say, to Candice Swanepoel’s small yet curvy derriere.
She has “old white lady who’s had work done” face.
I would invade that like the Russians did to Poland except I’d last longer.
overrated bitch.
she has no figure, and that face is not very pretty.
who is she again?
Enrique Iglesias is loving this shit!
Her + Kate Upton = My fantasy gay threesome
Who?
Nice hair extensions. Ughh.