Good Morning, Jenna Dewan Conveniently Spotted After Your Husband’s People Cover, And Other News

- Ladies and gentleman, I give you SKARZAN. [FilmDrunk]

- Anne Hathaway wore Victoria Beckham to a Vogue event even though Victoria Beckham is banned from the cover. SCANDAL! [Lainey Gossip]

- Only by passing through the ginger may true peace be acquired. [theCHIVE]

- Dina Lohan hates cocaine as much as I hate the awesome redhead breasts in that last link. [Dlisted]

- The Science of “Morning Wood” [BuzzFeed]

- Megan Fox as a bitchy warrior princess, anyone? [Popoholic]

- And these are what the Dark Elves from Thor 2 look like. They shall pay for absconding with his peppercorn! [TooFab]

- In Kanye West’s defense, he spent the afternoon lifting Kim Kardashian’s ass. It’s a miracle he can even stand. [Celebslam]

- Diana Morales is a hot chick in lingerie. Click, my little monkeys, click like the wind! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Penelope Cruz’s Campari calendar is ass-tastic. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jon Bon Jovi’s daughter OD’d on heroin because it’s her life and it’s now or never. (I really fucking hate myself for just doing that.) [HuffPost Entertainment]

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