- Ladies and gentleman, I give you SKARZAN. [FilmDrunk]
- Anne Hathaway wore Victoria Beckham to a Vogue event even though Victoria Beckham is banned from the cover. SCANDAL! [Lainey Gossip]
- Only by passing through the ginger may true peace be acquired. [theCHIVE]
- Dina Lohan hates cocaine as much as I hate the awesome redhead breasts in that last link. [Dlisted]
- The Science of “Morning Wood” [BuzzFeed]
- Megan Fox as a bitchy warrior princess, anyone? [Popoholic]
- And these are what the Dark Elves from Thor 2 look like. They shall pay for absconding with his peppercorn! [TooFab]
- In Kanye West‘s defense, he spent the afternoon lifting Kim Kardashian‘s ass. It’s a miracle he can even stand. [Celebslam]
- Diana Morales is a hot chick in lingerie. Click, my little monkeys, click like the wind! [Hollywood Tuna]
- Penelope Cruz‘s Campari calendar is ass-tastic. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jon Bon Jovi‘s daughter OD’d on heroin because it’s her life and it’s now or never. (I really fucking hate myself for just doing that.) [HuffPost Entertainment]
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WTF?! Like that Tarzan shit worked to well for Brendan Fraser. I doubt my hot sexy Skarsgard is gonna be into this bullshit.
Covered up chick with bug eye sunglasses walking. Not interesting. The only amusement I got out of this was the mental image of a porn scene involving her “talking” her way out of a ticket.
“Whats in the bag!!” – Brad Pitt, in Seven. (Okay, he said “box”, but you get the point).
“Just strolling with a human head in my bag. Ya know, the usual. Have a great day!!”
As for Bon Jovi’s daughter, did she take the shot through the heart?